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okay, penguins are amazing, so i'm making a daftar why everyone should think so too!

10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their food (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
posted by Wanda5
5
1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the selanjutnya button to get your answer

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
2.WHAT DO YOUR friends THINK OF YOU?
3.WHAT IF anda GOT SO MAD, THAT EVERYONE STAYED AWAY FROM anda AND LET anda HAVE YOUR luar angkasa FOR 4 DAYS?
4.WHAT IF THERE WAS A STALKER CHASING YOU?
5. WHAT WOULD anda DO IF YOUR FRIEND BETRAYED YOU?
6.WHAT IF anda SAW A BUNCH OF acak PEOPLE/THINGS?
7.WHAT IF A MALE FRIEND DID EVERY THING AN ADULT CAN DO?
8.WHAT DO anda WANT TO BE WHEN anda GROW UP?
9.WHAT DO anda THINK WHEN anda SEE THE PERSON anda LIKE?
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
11.WHAT WILL...
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20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.
 The MASTER of female shinigami.
The MASTER of female shinigami.

19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick pantat, keledai in life.
 The red hot-blooded habanero.
The red hot-blooded habanero.

18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My favorit Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
 The original dark magician girl.
The original dark magician...
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posted by kitkat709477
13
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So anda have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! hey girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did anda know ciuman is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken sup actually makes anda feel better. 94% of boys would cinta it if anda sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your puncak, atas lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult anda when they like you! 89% of guys want anda to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. cokelat will make anda feel better! Most...
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posted by AngelVicki427
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Romans invented the Lollypop

You loose 100,000 brain cells every day.

Red is the most common color in national flags.

McDonald’s is the world’s largest distributor of toys.

There are around 1,500 earthquakes every tahun in Japan.

Raw horse meat is a populer food in Japan.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

Los Angeles’ full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula.”

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Most people burp on average 15 times a day.

Thomas Jefferson thought the...
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posted by 7things
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How can anda get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.

How do dinosaurus pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.

What do anda call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do anda call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.

How do anda make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.

How do anda make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.

How do anda prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!

How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.

If a long dress is evening...
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posted by karpach_13
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101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten menit intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people anda can get
to gabung in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department oleh sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as anda see fit.

9. When there are...
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I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope anda enjoy this.

Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)

If anyone has anymore ideas, please komentar and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make lebih lines.
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inuyasha
INUYASHA
HERES MY puncak, atas TEN daftar OF ANIME/MANGA TO WATCH

10.INUYASHA!
ITS FUNNY AND ACTION PACT

9.ROSARIO VAMPIRE!
ITS JUST PLAIN FUNNY

8.BLEACH!
NOT TOO FUNNY BUT DEFINATLY INTERESTING
7.NARUTO!
FUNNY COOL & ACTIOONY XD NEW WORD)

6.OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!
ITS REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD THE anime IS ONLY 26 EPISODES

5.KAMICHAMA KARIN!
ITS A KINKY ROMANTIC COMEDY THAT REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD ITS ONLY 26 EPISODES

4.NARUTO SHIPPUDEN!
ONCE anda START WATCHING anda JUST CANT STOP

3.TOKYO MEW MEW!
JUST AS GOOD AS NARUTO

2.ZOMBIE LOAN!
1 OF THE COOLEST anime IVE EVER SEEN

1.DEATH NOTE!
anime SO COOL THAT THE WORD OOL DOESNT MAKE SENSE FO THIS ANIME
 ROSARIO VAMPIRE
ROSARIO VAMPIRE
 BLEACH
BLEACH
naruto
NARUTO
ouran high school host club
OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB
 KAMICHAMA KARIN
KAMICHAMA KARIN
 naruto SHIPPUDEN
NARUTO SHIPPUDEN
 TOKYO MEW MEW
TOKYO MEW MEW
 ZOMBIE LOAN
ZOMBIE LOAN
death note
DEATH NOTE
posted by ShiningsTar542
9
The story we have for anda today is one of love, friendship, and how to co-exist.

Salati is a leopard that was adopted oleh the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate binatang that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became friends with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a anak anjing, anjing at the time.

anda would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two binatang connected from the first moment. Now the two binatang are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!

They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
posted by MrssBieber320
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Ever met that one person that anda just wanna meninju, pukulan in the face , then someohow , anda end up in a relationship with them , anda fall in cinta , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing anda want to burn either (:]) Well if anda still have feelings for that person im gonna help anda get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap anda guys (: , ohk so anda could first start off oleh doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave anda on api ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be diberikan LIFE in prison without the possibility atau parole.

A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet ular sanca, python refused to eat it was diberikan three years of supervised probation on Friday.

Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.

The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD tampilkan Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the ular sanca, python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.

When the ular sanca, python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
The Earth has a diameter of about 12700 kilometers (7900 miles).
The sun has a diameter of about 1.39 million kilometers (865000 miles).
Its diameter is about 109 times the diameter of earth.

The formula for volume of a sphere is V=(4/3) πr3
The approximate volume of the Sun is then 1.3 x 106 times the approximate volume of the Earth.

It would take approximately 1.3 million Earth-sized objects to fill the volume of the Sun.

(*More precise measurements would have to define the surface, i.e. include atau exclude the outer layers of the Sun. The Sun is not perfectly spherical and has no "solid" surface.)
posted by justinbieberfw
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1.) start looking at the stuff they have in the gerobak, keranjang saying things like "eww who likes this" "thats a fashion nightmere" ect.

2.) ask acak ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin

3.) start bernyanyi Barney songs as loud as u can

4.) go up to acak ppl and say "tag, ur it"

5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that kemeja is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"

6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"

7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya

8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
posted by karpach_13
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Be proud of your gender
Reasons why anda shoud be proud if your a

Guy



1. Phone conversations are over in 30 detik flat

2. Movie nudity is almost always female

3. anda know stuff about tanks

4. A five hari vacation requires only 1 suitcase

5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter

6. anda can open all your own jars

7. Old friends don't give anda crap if you've gained weight

8. Your pantat, keledai is never a factor in a job interview

9. All your orgasms are real

10. A bir gut does not make anda invisible to the opposite sex

11. anda can go to the toilet without a support group

12. Your last name stays put

13. anda can kill your own...
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These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how anda looked lebih important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If anda think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone membaca the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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posted by Shadowpenguin
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Irk, a planet in the Xeno Galaxy, just north of Rigel 7, is halaman awal to a species of aliens known as the Irkens. Irkens are a somewhat small alien species with sensitive green skin, well-developed brains, and itchy trigger fingers. They have come to be known as many things including "Galactic Terrorists", "Scourge of the Galaxy", "Irken Mafia", "Dick Cheney Worshippers", "Alien Roach Farm", "The Green Communists", "Oppressors", "Ultra Right-Wing Bantha Fodder", "Republican Scum", and "Moronic Aliens Who Think That Watching Dubya Make An pantat, keledai Of Himself On National televisi Is lebih Entertaining...
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posted by Mallory101
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 11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
100 ways to annoy Edward Cullen:

1. Tell him Bella has decided to marry Jacob
2. Tell him anda saw Mike Newton romancing Bella on one of thse days he went *camping
3. Imagine him naked while following him around
4. Prance around the house bernyanyi Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the puncak, atas of your lungs every morning, make sure Bella is around to hear
5. Running it oleh Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
6. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
7. tampil him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he's thinks that he looks like...
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posted by MileySelena982
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1. We only cry infront of anda when we
a) want anda to comfort us, or
b) can't help it

2. We only wear mini rok when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.

3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus

4. If anda ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't atau feel like anda should know, so
forget about it.

5. When we say we're mad, upset, atau angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.

6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?

7. If anda think we like to hang out with anda every
waking minute, think twice.

8. Have anda ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?

9. When anda ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3

10. When we say we cinta you... anda better believe it.
anda know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your favorit character from bintang Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled oleh Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, atau Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your favorit female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...
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