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dear diary, today was the worst - first a car ran over my lunch so i had to rob somebody's lunch money, detik i got a F on my history paper, third mrs perrywinkle slaped me with her sabuk serosly this is the 21 centery your not aloud to slap teenagers with belts, and forth when i got halaman awal my history paper fell out of my bag and my mother picked it up and started membaca it so what did i do, i rushed upstairs into my room 1 detik later i hear my mother scream off the puncak, atas of her lungs LILLY GET anda BUT DOWN HERE...NOW!!!!!!!! god i said, so i go down. what is this she berkata uuummm my homework...
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posted by montgomeryraina
got this off a website :)

1. I'm so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the puncak, atas of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.

2. I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.

3. I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on fantasi Island.

4. I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.

5. I 'm so goth I use black cotton balls.

6. I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.

7. I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.

8. I'm so goth my pupils are black.

9. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

10. I'm so goth,...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Scorpio.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Pluto
Symbol: The kalajengking
Your stone: Topaz
Life Pursuit: To survive against all opposition
Vibration: Resilient
Scorpio's Secret Desire: To triumph

Description:
Reputed to be the "most powerful" sign of the zodiac, Scorpios lead fate filled lives and have intense and dramatic personal relationships. Even as children Scorpios are often found to be wise beyond their years. Many astrologers call this the sign of the "oldest souls". Old and wise beyond the average, Scorpios often know all the answers, except sometimes; they too often have difficulty...
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posted by i8ab
Everyday at my house I see a little ghost girl. Earlier at 9:00 when I was washing my hands I heard splashing. So I turned around and saw the ghost girl's head in the toilet. I got so scared i screamed, squirted soap at the face,flushed the toilet, and ran out the bathroom and hit my head on the dinding so hard I fell over. A few menit later I opened my eyes and saw my dad,mom,and my older sister Victoria staring at me asking if I was okay. I berkata "Yes,I'm fine. I just saw a ghost head in the toilet" "Nonsense. Ghosts aren't real" my mom said. But behind Victoria I saw a ghost man. His head...
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posted by jblovesme4ever
[]miley cyrus the girl who many of whom look up to but why[
resons to hate her(feel free to add lebih on comments)

1)[]her music]: she doesnt write it on her own and her newest song untamed wow the part where she says I GO THOUGHT BOYS LIKE MONEY:and the only good song she has is the climb: and that is not saying much!!!:patry in the usa wow that is the s&^%$#@ musik vidio i have seen it a while

2)money: the only reson she is here is bcus she wants money: she has to get payed to do chairty events:and she is always just talking about it to

3)she doesnt care about her fans: she may say she doese...
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NOT oleh ME~~~~~~♥♥♥

1. Don't tell us when anda think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever anda have to say during commercials.
3. If anda don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about anda ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like anda to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that anda can eat all you...
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Are anda bored? Do anda have the humor of a 10 tahun old boy? Do anda like musik that doesn't have a real point? Do anda like musik that will make your grandma look at anda with disappointment in her eyes!? If anda answered yes to any of these pertanyaan then here is a daftar for you. Swigity Swoogity here comes musik about that booty!

Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John jantung - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God -...
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Jeremy:Yeah, why wouldn't I?" ???:"Exactly! Now follow the stranger into this magic portal!" Suddenly, Jeremy felt a rumble. Jeremy:"Hey! What are anda doing!?" Just then Jeremy blacked out. He then woke up in a castle? Jeremy:"Where am I!?" ???:"Your in Margonia! Names Oliver. Don't anda know that fictional things are real? Mario's a nice guy, he's kind of annoying with his jumping sound effects, and Sonic is...well, OK. I mean, anda don't really get used to giant talking foxes and stuff that easily.

And don't even get me STARTED on this guy! I mean, who would be bad-ass enough to carry a sword...
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here they are... in no particular order...

1.The Nuke in CoD Zombies (saving people from hordes since 2008)
2. using ghost mode to steal a bintang mode in MarioKart (So... Much... Satisfaction.)
3.sunglasses (why i wear them: 5% to not be blinded oleh sun 95% to look cool)
4.Ipod converters that let anda charge directly from the dinding (life made convenient in 3, 2, 1...)
5.light switches that are directly beside the door (eliminates the chance of being attacked oleh a monster in the dark when searching for the light switch.)
6. Internet (...life about to be wasted... couldn't be happier)
7. Human Shields in...
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posted by FlufflyHands
anda now when we broke up I was like: "I WANT U BACK." Then I realized our relationship was like a CIRCUS. anda GIVE cinta A BAD NAME baby, just saying. Now whenever I see anda I just put on my POKER FACE. ONE TIME anda came to me like: "ONE lebih NIGHT...?" And I was like: "WHAT I'VE DONE For anda I regret" than running away I scream back at him: "I hope anda DIE YOUNG!" Yeah well we didn't talk for awhile. anda attempt to get me back again and I was like: "dude, WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER." Then I just walked away, awkward moment when. I see anda around town with your stupid friends,...
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Bet the black comes in red, crimes of passion rule my head
I need you, anda want him, dressed to kill we live in sin

I know the game anda play, I know it well
You just keep on playing when all the bets are down

Roulette you're going round in a spin
Caught up in a game anda can't win
Roulette, you're just a fantasy
It's everything that anda want it to be

Play the numbers one oleh one, api the shot the damage is done
Restless pasangan pay the price, cheating hearts don't think twice

When anda make the rules no one can slow anda down
You just keep ‘em waiting when you're on the prowl

Roulette you're going round...
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posted by envyelric
The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! anda are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey anda bums want simethin atau are anda goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do anda hear...
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1.When i want something now and they berkata they berkata not now i yell like a 5 tahun old sometime and they will do it

2.If i want to go somewhere and they berkata no i will ingore them oleh saying pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee pretty preetty please and they berkata FINE

3.if i want to play a game atau go on the computer and they berkata no i will be cying atau just make them get scare from grabing a creppy thing =D

4.if i want to play with my sister with her friend and they berkata no i will berkata creepy thing to them like what if someone take anda away they will berkata ok scare >:D

5.if i dont want to go to school i will said...
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posted by teamsalvatore98
 The Capricorn goat.
The Capricorn goat.
The animal associated with your sign is this beautiful Goat, it is a surefooted animal that weighs in at an average of 150-300 pounds and reaching heights of 35-45 inches. Due to its hooves, with cushioned skid-proof pads for grip, the goat is very agile. This animal has a narrow head with slender, black horns that rise in a backward curve to a length of 10-12 inches. The mantel is white and on the chin is a double beard of long hair.




The color of choice for Capricorn isBROWN
and most dark warna






BLACK ONYX
The beautiful Onyx is your starstone. Onyx is a type of agate (cryptocrystaline Quartz)...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**I got this from the internet again but i do not see why anda would want to be offensive at a funeral..but anywho this reminds me of Death At A Funerla^^**



1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she have sex with you.

2.Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until anda find your contact lens.

3.Punch the body and tell people he hit anda first.

4.Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

5.Ask someont to take a snapshot of anda shaking hands with the deceased.

6.At the cemetary, play taps on a kazoo.

7.Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
If anda like to always have your nails looking good, we are sure that anda feel frustrated when they chip and break.

If anda want to know how to get stronger nails, then pay attention to these useful tips. They work!

File your nails: Every week anda need to file anda nails. Why? Because when anda file your nails your body receives the message that it is time to regenerate your nails again. When this happens, the nail comes through stronger and in this way, will last longer.

Don't use too much polish: At least a couple of days a week go without polish and give your nails time to breathe.

Don't paint straight on the nail: Before painting your nails, use one mantel of clear nail protecter first. This will help strengthen your nails and give them needed nutrients.

Oil: Use almond, baby atau zaitun oil on your nails after anda have removed polish. You'll see how healthy this makes your nails!
posted by Cullens4eva
read these tips on how anda can ruin a tanggal so anda can avoid ruining one in the future.

1)DO NOT OVER ANALYZE THE RELATIONSHIP
most guys freak when they hear the word relationship in the early days of dating. they think "oh no why did she have to go spoil things oleh bringing this up?!"They also often think that when a girl wants to talk about a relationship, she really means she wants to pick him apart, expose all his flaws, and make him feel like a toad. If anda really feel anda need to talk about the relationship, try a softer approach. Avoid issuing an order like, "We need to talk about us,"...
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posted by nichole22
one hari i went hollywood and saw taylor lautner, made out and my friend got jelous tryed to make out with robbert pattison and told her to f-of she got angry and kicked him were the sun dont shine. me and taylor were going out then she tryed to crash thios party were in din't work and got arested and we brock her out. she went round my back and made out with taylor, i kicked HER were the sun don't shine she cryed in pain she got a gun tryed to kill me i called the cops she killed them so i used my awsome looks against her and stabed her in the eye she got pissed and killed taylor so i killed her mom. foung her in the bin ciuman a tikus who was biting her lip she got rabies and died. i got married to robbert and had three kids called bella, edward and jacob and lived happyliy ever after.

the end
posted by Fangirl99
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when anda hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
posted by monsy38
It started with me. That's not the weird part though. Apparantly I was a lion and I was sleeping on a tempat tidur with a porcupine sleeping on puncak, atas of me. The tempat tidur that i was on was floating on something and when i looked down i realized that it was floating on a river that led to a gigantic waterfall. I looked to the edges for something to hold on to but the land was too far away. I doubted wether anything that was on it would have helped me either way because instead of trees and vines there was a GIANT lamp, a HUGE worm holding a clock who's numbers were falling off,some weird colourful blob thing,...
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