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List by cute20k posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Okay, I don't really cry a lot but these kutipan are all a little sad. They're in no particular order.

1. "A million words wouldnt bring anda back, I know because I tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because I've cried."

2. "When you're in cinta and anda get hurt, it's like a cut, it will heal with time but the scars will never fade"

3. "What happens when he's your prince charming, but you're not his cinderella?"

4. "The worst feeling in the world is giving all the cinta anda have and knowing it will never be returned"

5. "You probably won't remember me. I'm probably ancient history. I'm one of the chosen few who went ahead and fell for you. I'm out of vogue, I'm out of touch. I fell too fast, I feel too much. I thought that anda might have some saran to give on how to be insensitive." - Jann Arden

6. "We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. oleh the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness." - David Weatherford
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List by BeautysOverated posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1.    Run to the puncak, atas of the Eiffel Tower
2.    Eat snails in France
3.    Go to Hollywood
4.    Climb the Statue of Liberty
5.    Gamble in Vegas
6.    Attend a major sporting event
7.    Attempt to catch the ball at the Superbowl
8.    Drive across America –> coast to coast
9.    Go to the pyramids in Egypt
10.    Ride a unta in the desert
11.    Climb Uluru
12.    Spend New Years in an exotic location
13.    Hike in a tropical rainforest
14.    Shower in a waterfall
15.    Swim with a dolphin
16.    Scuba diva
17.    Dance bare feet in the Trevi air mancur at midnight
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? anda know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let anda go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are anda enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."

Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."

Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling anda how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."

Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
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Opinion by cute20k posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. I prefer breasts to legs

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Smother the mentega all over the breasts!

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5. I've never seen a better spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.



7. Are anda ready for detik yet?

8. It's a little dry; do anda still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. Do anda think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. anda still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after anda put it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
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Opinion by cute20k posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Do anda have a dirty mind?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause anda to spit and ask anda not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?







A dentist

2. A finger goes in me. anda fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?






A wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?






kacang butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. anda blow me hard . What am I?






Chewing gum

5. All hari long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?






An elevator

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When anda blow me anda feel good. What am I?
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Guide by Lady10358 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1.

Step 1. Find a acak phone number in the phone book.
Step 2. Call the person.
Step 3. Say "I want a pepperoni pizza!" And wait to see what happens.

2.


Step 1. When anda walk in the neighborhood Bet your friend that they can stand on one foot for a SUPER long time.
Step 2. While they do it, knock on some grouchy neighbor's door.
Step 3. Run and leave your friend confused!


1. Credit: Me

2. Credit: Google.com

PLEASE SHARE AND SAVE IF anda LIKE
MY FRIEND HELPED WITH 1.
GOOGLE.COM HELPED WITH 2.

THIS IS THE COPYRIGHT OF LADY10358!
PLEASE DO NOT COPY atau I WILL FLAG AS SPAM!
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List by cute20k posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells anda a joke and anda say "LOL".

3. anda watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. anda have called out someone's screen name while making cinta to your significant other.

5. anda keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. anda have to get a 2d phone line just so anda can call pizza Hut.

9. anda go into labour and anda stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're going to be away.

10. anda have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it.

11. anda no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, atau complete sentences.

12. anda have met over 100 AOLers.

13. anda begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
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Guide by Lady10358 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. Pretend to fall down and wait till someone says "Are anda OK?" Then say "I'M A MONSTER!!" And see what happens
2. Walk up to a complete stranger and say "Hey, I liked your video on youtube!"
3. If it's halloween go to the costume section and grab a halloween bag and go up to a acak person and say "Trick atau treat!"
3. Go to a crowded aisle and if anda know it sing the song "Party like a rock star"
4. Follow a customer and put in items in his\her gerobak, keranjang and say "Ready for checkout!"
5. When anda see a old guy then point and say "Its Shakira!!"
6. Go up to an old man and say "MOMMY!! I HAVEN'T SEEN anda IN SO LONG!"
7. Grab a gitar go up to a acak chick and sing Boom Boom Pow while playing nonsense on the guitar.
8. Squirt water guns at people.
9. Find the hula hoops and buy a Hawaiian rok then Hula hoop with you're Hawaiian rok infront of a customer and wait till they get super mad.
10. wait outside the bathroom doors and wait till a boy is about to go in the boy stall then say "The signs have been switched." and see what will happen.
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Guide by BlackSunshine posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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I found this and I think some of them are hilarious xD

Prank Call Idea #1
This is an oldie and I have been the victim for the same!
anda call up the person and ask for a person name Joey. Since there really is no Joey, the obvious answer would be, ‘You’ve got the wrong number’! Call up the person many times during the hari atau week and disguise your voice in varied accents and ask for Joey. After a few days, call up your victim and say, ‘This is Joey. Have anda taken any messages for me?’ I am sure the person at the end of the line would probably want to strangle anda with the telephone wire because I had wished to do the same!

Prank Call Idea #2
Call up the local Chinese eat out and insist on ordering some American fast food and why they should include it in the menu! Throw a tantrum!

Prank Call Idea #3
Here’s another funny and irritating prank call idea. The conversation should go as follows. The person who picks up the line would obviously say-
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Opinion by zanesaaomgfan posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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How is breaking Dawn Part 1 even going to be PG-13 with the serious scenes?!

Have anda seen them?
[FRIENDS OPINIONS]

It's so serious!
Too much!
Nessi(my cousin) won't be able to see it!
It is a lot..
I might even wait until it's on demand!
O.O
I'm sorry... Are anda sure this is PG-13?
That's real? Yeah, real serious bull...
I'm shocked.

[PARENTS]

And my daughters want to see THAT?!
I got kids who are barely 10 and want to see it? No way!
Woah... My children will still see it... Just after the movie, I'll knock 'em out hard enough so they won't remember!
PG-13? PUH-LEASE!

My Opinion

It's way too much for kids. Teenagers who understand it might see it but... there's some who would be a bit... Upset?

[REAL DEAL]

New pictures from Breaking Dawn have been released WITHOUT permission! I read this from the Twilight Series wall:
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Opinion by spunkyonyx posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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hey guys, found some interesting and strange facts, some are just facts I have known a long time ago(school, wandering around websites), others are ones that I have found, I apply the sumber if available. Any others anda may want to add up feel free to do so. Enjoy!

1) Coca-cola was once green.
It was green because it was accidentally carbonated when a clerk squirted syrup into the wrong glass.

2)Barbie doll measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33. Wow... she's cut from the team.

3)Intelligent people have lebih zinc and copper in their hair. *Checks... Woot!

4)You blink about 84 million times a year. O_O -.- O_O yup...

5)The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. EW..

6)Hershey's Kisses are called like that cause of the sound the cokelat makes while being extruded in the manufacturing process.

7)Bullet proof vests, api escapes, laser printers and windshields all have been invented oleh women.
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Opinion by spunkyonyx posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Angel
malaikat Eyes
malaikat Face (to me this one is a little werid)
Babe ( I like to be called this one)
Baby (I cinta to be call this one too)
Baby Doll
Baby Face
Baby Girl (I cinta to be called this one)
Babykins
Baby cinta
Beautiful (this one doesnt fit for me)
Beloved
Blossom
Blue Eyes (or in my case brown eyes)
Bumpkin
Buttercup
kupu-kupu
permen
ceri, cherry
Cherub
Chick
Chunky (If a my man called me this ohhhh lord he be crusin for a brusin)
Cinnamon
Cookie
Cuddles
Cuddly
Cuteness
Cutie
Darling
Dear
Dearest
Dear jantung
Dewdrop (all I have to say is lolz)
Diamond
Doll
merpati
Dream perahu (this one makes us sound kinda fat)
Dream Girl
kue bola, pangsit (same as the dream boat)
Egghead (call a girl this one its over)
Eye permen
Flame
bunga
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Opinion by spunkyonyx posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, atau to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get anda in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly oleh giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the selanjutnya family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - anda may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin topi and feed him grapes when anda use this one.

6. Cowboy - this is especially endearing for the male who is quite the opposite, such as a computer nerd.

7. Cuddly beruang - get yourself a Build a beruang and save your boyfriend the embarrassment.

8. Handsome - is another classic cute boyfriend nickname that most guys still appreciate. If however, your boyfriend is a pimply-faced dweeb he may think you're making fun if anda use this name. (i call mine this)
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Opinion by spunkyonyx posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. malaikat Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying atau you'll get some action faster than a pit banteng on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all anda want even if she is the kind who will out chug anda in bir and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names anda never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation for making out on the couch.

5. Cutie Pie - is another classic that will not get anda in trouble.

6. Darling - is a standard that one should adopt in lieu of trying out other experimental girlfriend names like "She-Bitch from Hell" atau "Carnation Instant Bitch".

7. Doll Face - is an endearing name that guys would do well to adopt.
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List by TDIlover4ever posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. If anda have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, anda have $1.19. anda also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

2. The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

3. President Kennedy was the fastest acak speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

4. In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

5. Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

6. The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

7. In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are anda there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the phrase "number please?"

8. The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

To catch them is my real test

To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Teach Pokemon to understand

The power that's inside

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

It's anda and me

I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Ooooh, you're my best friend

In a world we must defend

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

Our hearts so true

Our courage will pull us through

anda teach me and I'll teach you

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Yeeaa.

Every challenge along the way

With courage I can face



To claim my rightful place

Come with me the time is right

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List by ladyshela posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Found this online

A break up is like a broken mirror.
It is better to leave it broken
than hurt yourself trying to fix it.

I can't escape the thought of you.
Even in my dreams anda are there.
It's not fair how your gone,
and how you're moving on so fast,
while I am still living in the past.

Breaking up is not a stupid thing;
instead it makes anda a better person
and realize your mistakes.

Letting go of someone dear to anda is hard,
but holding on to someone
who doesn't even feel
the same is much harder.
Giving up doesn't mean anda are weak!
It only means that
anda are strong enough to let go!

Breaking up is just like
having the worst nightmare after
having the best dream.

Sometimes we tend to be in despair
when the person we cinta leaves us,
but the truth is, it's not our loss,
but theirs, for they left the only person
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List by TDIlover4ever posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula.
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. berkata ‘I cinta you’ and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15. Seen the Northern Lights
16. Gone to a huge sports game
17. Walked the stairs to the puncak, atas of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18. Grown and eaten my own vegetables
19. Touched an iceberg
20. Slept under the stars
21. Changed a baby’s diaper
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23. Watched a meteor shower
24. Gotten drunk on champagne
25. diberikan lebih than anda can afford to charity
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
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Article by HaleyDewit posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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FASHION designers Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana may stand trial for allegedly failing to pay taxes on lebih than $1 billion in income.

The pair — whose designs have been worn oleh the likes of Madonna, Justin Bieber, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Bosworth and Kylie Minogue among others — are accused of defrauding the Italian revenue agency and authorities say they failed to pay taxes on lebih than $1 billion in income.

The designing duo were indicted in November after being accused of setting up a holdings company in Luxembourg in order to evade high Italian taxes. Authorities have been investigating them for lebih than two years.

“Since when does one have to pay taxes on money one never actually collected? It’s an absurd demand based on a completely abstract calculation,” They had berkata in a statement in late 2010. “This higher taxable sum … is a virtual figure we have never received, the result of a theoretical accounting exercise.”

If convicted, Dolce and Gabbana could face a maximum sentence of five to seven years in prison.
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what anda want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee lebih than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My jantung skips a beat
When anda walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
anda go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
cinta and my friend
I wanna be with anda until the end

I give my jantung and my soul to you
To make anda see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant anda see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what anda want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee lebih than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

Oh-o-o-oa
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Article by moolah posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
    My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I cinta my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a tahun and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this letter in the time capsule for school for people to remember me. I want anda to remember me oleh my favorit perfume and my favorit movies. Not oleh my cancer. That would make me sad, so make me happy and remember me oleh some of my favorit things.
    I used to play bola basket on a team with my friends Naomi, Levi, and Jordyn. I cinta basketball, my favorit team is the Lakers. I also like football. I cinta the Steelers because they are a great team. I cinta sports and the Orioles are my favorit baseball team. I also played field hockey with my...
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Article by yoj123 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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I was walking halaman awal from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a ikan paus, paus drove oleh in his sedan and berkata happy halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.


I was like wow I went halaman awal and played wit my xbox, PIE!

And a cat grew a ikan tail and swam away from a basketball

Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!


Gggggvgggghfgjsfkfxhjcbkfzhjvxhjxgjcftafhvcihgfxbvzgcdgfgvff

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Article by moodystuff449 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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“Unheeded warnings pushed me to the ground,

They pushed harder and harder till they knocked me down.

Only left with the desire to rise,

Into those lovely empyreal skies.

My wrongdoings, my feelings of hate,

Caused me to carry this troublesome weight.

To make things right is not always the goal,

I will be free when I earn someone’s soul.

I must win one heart,

Somehow, someway,

atau after ten years I won’t live one lebih day.

My dire situation, with my trust and my fear,

I must find just one person, one person to hold dear.

The skies are calling,

I’m wanting to fly.

My wings are broken, Frozen stiff and bare.

But I must find someone,

Somehow, somewhere,

To help with the search, to help with my goal,

I must capture,

An untainted new soul.”
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Fan fiction by moolah posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Always & Forever
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tuesdays
    
    Hi! My name is Naomi Locket. I am 15 years old and I have no parents. None! They died in a horrible car accident, but that’s all right oleh me, it gives me lebih time to spend with the hottest guy alive-Thomas Richards. He’s my boyfriend of 2 years. He has auburn hair and green eyes. But, the disadvantage of having a boyfriend, and being so close, is the often result-babies. Our daughter and son (twins), Jordyn(girl) and Emmett(boy) are about 6 months old. Jordyn is the most adorable little baby, whenever she is sleeping, and Emmett has the best eyes-they are a silky blue and they look as soft as a bunny. We kept Jordyn and Emmett and they know, sleep, eat, burp, and poop. I’m in school still, but things get even crazier because I have my little sister, Annie and my little brother, James living with me. My older sister, Hailey took Greg, our poodle and went and decided to live with her boyfriend, Martin. My twin brothers that are older than me, took the great responsibility of taking our two hermit crabs, John and Pauline. They are so mature.
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Opinion by HuddyJoy0524 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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FHM Magazine released a daftar a few years back of the 50 worst t.v. characters of all time. I think it mostly pertains to sitcoms. So what do anda all think? Agree? Disagree? Think they are missing people atau that any of these people shouldn't be on the list?

50. Ross Gellar - Friends
49. Wilbur Post - Mister Ed
48. Janet Wood - Three's Company
47. Dwayne Wayne - A Different World
46. Jimmy Glick - Primetime Glick
45. The Professor - Gilligan's Island
44. Gomer Pyle - Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
43. Paul Shaffer - Late tampil With David Letterman
42. Edna Garrett - The Facts of Life
41. Jessie Spano - Saved oleh The Bell
40. Harry T. Stone - Night Court
39. Twiki - Buck Rogers in the 25th Century
38. Joanie Cunningham - Happy Days
37. Joan Rivers - E!
36. Capt. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce - M*A*S*H
35. Orville "Rick" Wright - magnum P.I.
34. Flo Castleberry - Alice
33. Rod Roddy - The Price Is Right
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