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Opinion by spunkyonyx posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Poem i worte before i got together with my boyfriend!!!

When did my feelings get so deep
Why did they take that big long leap
Going from friend to crush
What a rush
And I don't think he knows

Since when did his smile make me go weak
Since when did his tears make mine start to leak
Why does this happen when I'm always so strong
When people called me wonder woman I guess they were wrong
And I don't think he knows

When he talks I cant help but watch his lips
To notice their shape and curves when they dip
Wait, why am I looking? I don't even know
And I cant help but wonder if he even knows

His beautiful eyes are nothing like ours
They're so deep and bright you'd believe they were stars
They pour forth emotions in raging rivers
They could make even me believe that Santa always delivers
And still he has no idea

His body is perfection though he denies it
Guide by sweetangel222 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1- eat bubble gums

2- relax on the sofa

3- turn on TV
and raise it's sound to highest level.

4-play musik players and raise it loud.

5- put your gums in halaman awal door on the lock.

6- dance to the music.

7-switch on the computer.

8- turn on the air condition

9- play in your parents stuff
"Mix them up"
10- eat pisang and throw it on your neighbor door.

11- turn on the lights.
12- after electric gone,fire a Candle then feel it

13- switch on the electric lock .
14- jump up down from sofa.

Opinion by coolkatstar posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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I found this on the internet is so funny read and enjoy and if anda like it the credit is not for me so have fun!

Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because anda have the plate he usually eats from.”

A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.

The selanjutnya hari the man calls again and asks for the boss.

“I told anda “the wife replies, “He died last week”

The selanjutnya hari again he calls again and once lebih asks to speak to his boss, oleh this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:

“I’ve already told anda twice, my husband, your boss, died last week! Why do anda keep calling?”

“Coz……”he replied laughing, “I just cinta hearing it……………………”

Surd “excuse me sir, what time is it?”
Man: its 3:15

Surd (puzzled look on his face) “you know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that pertanyaan all day, and each time I get a different answer”.
Guide by brucewillisfan posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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The main problem that guys face when trying to ciuman a girl is knowing if they are ready to ciuman them. Get the timing wrong, and things will turn really awkward. Get it right, and well... anda will know. Here's how anda can increase your odds. But, if anda know they are ready then things will go well
1)Make her comfortable oleh making a joke, and don't laugh too loudly at your own jokes atau anda will look like a tool and might turn her off, girls don't always respond sexually to confidence, but an outgoing girl will - humor is an attractive quality. For instance, it's probably a good time to ciuman that girl when you're watching a movie where the mad moments are happening. It'll ease the tension and you'll be able to laugh it off after, but only if she likes the movie.

2) Use a nice, romantic spot. Girls will think it's amazingly romantic when the first ciuman is at sunset, an empty grassy meadow under the stars, a deck on a lake at night, on the beach, on a paddle perahu at a friends pond at night, atau a private camp fire. Usually early dawn atau midnight scenes can be considered lovely. But anda don't have to. Just make sure anda are sincere in what anda are doing.
Opinion by spunkyonyx posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Your right lung is smaller than your left lung to make room for your heart.

No piece of square dry paper can be folded lebih than 7 times in half!

A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein!

Over 2500 left handed people a tahun are killed from using products made for right handed people!

There are lebih than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building!

If anda counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!

Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!

A buaya always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!

The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth!

Clinophobia is the fear of beds!

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second!

Porcupines float in water!

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eye"!

The sentence "The quick brown rubah, fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet!
Opinion by spunkyonyx posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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# Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
# peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
# The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.
# There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
# The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
# A hiu is the only ikan that can blink with both eyes.
# There are lebih chickens than people in the world.
# Two-thirds of the world's terong, terung is grown in New Jersey.
# The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
# On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag.
# All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
# No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver atau purple.
# "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."
# All 50 states are listed across the puncak, atas of the lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
Opinion by spunkyonyx posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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If anda have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, anda have $1.19. anda also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest acak speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are anda there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the phrase "number please?"

The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored hari for self-destruction.
Opinion by spunkyonyx posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.

2. When she ignores anda after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before touching her jantung with an apology.

3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the relationship' s over.)

4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every menit of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.

5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt.

6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually not sure how to react to them.

7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes her. So if anda treat a girl just as a friend, go easy on the smiles and stare ok?

8. If anda don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently.
Fan fiction by moolah posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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kabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Two: Ella
    I’m totally convinced I have the best boyfriend in the entire world. He’s so sweet he bought me and all my friends a kabin for the summer. “Zack, anda really didn’t need to do this!” I kept saying over and over again. It was no use, he was being all too sweet about it. “I know babe, but they ARE my friends too.” He kissed my forehead then picked my bag up. He grinned and then threw the bag into the car we were taking. “Thanks, baby.” I said, and hopped into the passenger seat.
    When we got to the cabin, I was totally breath taken-not in the good way, either. The kabin had 6 bedrooms, but had only 2 bathrooms. The floors were dusty and we saw a labah-labah, laba-laba crawling over buku in the foyer. “Eww!” Tori screeched, she hung on to Laken who was interested in the bedrooms, lebih than the HUGE spider. “Whoa! A water bed!” I looked over at where Tori was frozen-the labah-labah, laba-laba was right beside her shoe. “Ella, get it away!!” She screamed. She hated bugs!! I laughed and looked over at Zack. “Zack, will anda get me a paper towel?” I asked. He...
Fan fiction by moolah posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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kabin for the summer
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tori
Hi, I’m Tori Evans. I live with my parents-even though I just graduated from my High School-Saint Peters. I have a boyfriend named Laken whom I cinta loads.
    I was at home, after graduation whenever my jeruk, orange blackberry started to chirp, “You’re the reason why” a song that I put for my boyfriend. I answered, “Hey.” “Hi, Tori, guess what?” He asked. He sounded really excited. “What?” I asked giggling at his excitement. “Zack booked the cabin, for the 11 of us-ALL SUMMER!” He screamed into the phone. I brought the phone away from my ear, and started to scream. “Seriously?!?” I asked. “Yeah! I can’t believe Zack would do that for all of us!” He said. Zack was my friend Ella’s boyfriend. The 11 of us were, Me and Laken, Ella and Zack, James and Chelsea,Minnie and Sam,Naomi and Tyler, and Beth. We were all with our boyfriends, except Beth, because the guy she liked (Martin) broke up with her. She was heartbroken, but to tell the truth-it was funny when she was upset then. But I do feel bad for her.
Opinion by Bella_Dhampir posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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I didn't write this BTW.. so no credits to me ^_^ My cousin did.

1) Dont invite people to gabung stupid groups and causes . Like... 'Help Bob find his dog.' Who the hell is bob and why should they help him? Maybe he is such a sick guy the dog just ran off! And how are they supposed to help him find the dog using facebook? oleh whistling on their wall? Come'on!

2) Liking every single status and commenting on every post someone posts is tantamount to stalking. I feel like walking naked ... Mike likes this. I feel like killing someone ... Mike likes this. Mary joined the group, Help Bob Find his Dog ... Mike likes this. GET A FRICKIN' LIFE MIKE!

3) Adding friends is not a hobby. 100 friends is ok. 300 is great. But 3000? Unless anda are looking for a crowd to feed with two ikan and five slices of bread, what do anda need 3000 people for?

4) facebook chat has an unwritten rule. If anda type to a person and they dont type back, they dont wanna chat with you. If anda typed an jam yang lalu and they havent typed a word, pindah along. Dont ask ... Are anda ignoring me? Coz they might write ... No! I just cant seem to find any letter of the alphabet on...
Opinion by energizerbunny posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, anda can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks

If anda wanna gain a little weight all anda have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!

No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks anda what your size is atau how much anda weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror

I mean when anda think of women anda think of Petite. Right??

I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol

Article by Tamar20 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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I was watching bintang Wars: Revenge of the Sith last night and was amazed at the depth of wisdom and good saran that comes out of some of those characters. Yoda is like an old Buddhist master, Obi-Wan Kenobi is like an experience Samurai warrior and so on. There is also a lot of political pundit banter that goes on between the Council and the Dark Side. Inspired oleh this re-run I went through some of the old film and found some of the best kutipan and lessons that can teach us a thing atau two about life and politics.

bintang Wars’ Lessons on Life and Politics
“Many of the truths that we cling to depend on our point of view.” Obi-Wan Kenobi

One of the best kutipan that ever came out of a bintang Wars movie was when Obi-Wan berkata that our truths depend on our point of view. This is something that my buddhist teachers in India are always telling us – don’t be so solid, stiff and rigid. Your truth is not the selanjutnya person’s truth. Truth is not always truth.

Guide by Tamar20 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Sometimes all it takes is a small gesture to totally change someone’s day. When anda sense that someone cares for anda atau is putting your concerns ahead of their own anda often have your outlook totally transformed to something lebih positive and warm. Here are some small ways to make someone’s day.

1. Smile
2. Open doors
3. Offer a kursi at your meja in a busy cafe
4. Make eye contact
5. Shout a workmate a coffee for no reason
6. Start a conversation with someone who looks lonely
7. Listen
8. Share a tip that has helped anda out in your life recently
9. Give money to beggars without conditions attached
10. Don’t complain about politics atau baru saja news
11. Try and put a positive spin on a bad situation
12. Invite someone to go jogging
13. Cook for your wife
14. Meditate so anda are calmer for your family
15. Volunteer for someone who really needs it

Normally I like to rant on and write long and in depth posts about things but sometimes it is just the simplest things that help the most. There is a wonderful quote oleh Plato that says, “Be kind for everyone anda meet is...
Review by thetacoman posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the tampil is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If anda look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the pizza Hog", atau perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very dark feel). For this reason, it attracted many teen and young adults, but because Nick was so strongheaded and stupid, IZ never recieved the correct time period, and veiwings suffered.
IZ is one of those shows that no one will truly understand. Perhaps even Johnen Vasquez does not understand it (which is highly likely). Its main base plot is based upon this chaos and confusion, as GIR's chaotic personality and the secara keseluruhan, keseluruhan pandamonium of the tampil make it memorable.
Opinion by kakalover posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if anda worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell anda to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your favorit song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow acak people off and tell them what to buy every menit atau so. If anda get in trouble, say anda were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your kerah and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__ was the wrong one."

7. Ask teenagers how often they get grounded, and before they finish their sentence, say, "Oh no. anda is a bad boy/girl!!" in a weird accent. (I have done this. It's so funny!)

8. Sing the national anthem for whatever country you're in, and if people don't sing along, say, "You have no sense of the__________ spirit!!"
Article by justleeelee posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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•    Ablutophobia- Fear of washing atau bathing

•    Aerophobia- Fear of swallowing air

•    Anablephobia- Fear of looking up

•    Anemophobia- Fear of wind

•    Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers

•    Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern Lights

•    Barophobia- Fear of gravity

•    Basophobia- Fear of walking

•    Blennophobia- Fear of slime

•    Bogyphobia- Fear of the bogeyman

•    Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting

•    Catoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors

•    Chaetophobia- Fear of hair

•    Chionophobia- Fear of snow

•    Chromatophobia- Fear of colors
Opinion by XxEmolovexX posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Intro :

yea mmhm i know these have been diposting alot but i am both insane and depressed and i can help depending on your personality atau sumthin like tht. But anyways, just read on. I hope anda like!!! This was written oleh me! Not taken off anyone else. Thanks for your time membaca my into ;) ~~ XxemolovexX (prefer not to say my real name)

How to cure boredom :

If you're an artist :
Draw! drawing will always help anda feel better. And who knows, over time anda might be able to draw amazingly.

If you're an penulis :
Free write! Its always fun to. Write something according to your taste in books.

If anda cinta to read :
Yea so if anda cinta to read, like try and find a good novel atau such under a certain topic anda love. I personally cinta a good fantasi Mystery.

If anda cinta sports:
Go buy yourself something to your taste in sports and go have fun! Just go outside and play! Have fun, also try a variety of sports.
Article by 11HiddenNinja posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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if someone is annoying you, just say "they're not even worth my time."

if someone is making anda upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."

if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."

if someone doesn't like the way anda are, atau they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, atau don't accept me at all."

if someone is bullying anda for "no reason", it's because they like you, atau is jealous of you, atau it's the spirits clashing.
Opinion by iluvsmj posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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When you're happy and anda know it bomb Iraq
If anda cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If anda never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If anda think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Opinion by iluvsmj posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1) I can't reach my license unless anda hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3) Aren't anda the guy from the Village People?

4) Hey, anda must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5) Are anda Andy atau Barney?

6) I thought anda had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer

7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8) I pay your salary!

9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10) Do anda know why anda pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11) I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12) When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have anda been drinking?" anda probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have anda been eating doughnuts?"
Opinion by iluvsmj posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. When anda are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit to that guy, he smells funny!"

2. Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head.

3. Quote all dialogue five detik after it's berkata on screen.

4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do anda come here often?"

5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the movie.

6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first.

7. Throw jagung meletus, popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing"

8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed.

9. During the previews, yell out "Can anda fast foward it please?"

10. Try to start a Mexician wave

11. Argue that no-one can sit selanjutnya to anda because the seats alreadly taken oleh your invisible friend.
12. Stand up during the picture and announce to the others the film twist.
Opinion by iluvsmj posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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--I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never berkata anda NEED a nose job. I just berkata it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could anda excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have diberikan someone like anda a detik look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I tanggal just won't be as smart as I am.
Opinion by iluvsmj posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Are anda saying that I'm not good enough for Jack-in-the-Box?
hey dad, are there any openings at your office?
I'm converting!
I'm coming out of the closet! Just kidding...hello? hello, anyone there?
I don't know, I think a nipple ring is very fashion conscience.
Who are anda again?
Mom, anda too can be saved.
I need lebih money for my gambling ring.
Hold on a second, I have to get rid of the body.
Have anda ever tried Vivarin! I mean a lot of it at once! It's amazing. I wrote two papers, memorized the Spanish to English dictionary, made sis a sweater, invented a new way to dry laundry, and I- my, my heart.. I can't bre-
From now on, you'll call me Mohammed.
I'd cinta to talk to you, but I have lebih important things in my life to do.
Is it possible to get a 12-year old girl pregnant?
hey mom, anda know how anda and dad got married at 20, well...
This is my halaman awal away from home. I have new friends, and a family here with two kids and - um, forget what I just said.
Opinion by iluvsmj posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Sorry. I was just picturing anda naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't anda have some laundry to do atau something?
anda are so cute when anda get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a menit - I get it. What time of the bulan is it?
anda sure anda don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of menggerutu, jalang flakes this morning!
Who are anda kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.