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Opinion by tdiCxTlova18 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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okay im gonna write in a special way

girls that are goth
they hate jocks
they hate it when u talk about sports
they hate it when u talk to much
they never want to do anything when their in a mood
they dont watch american idol
they dont like u to talk about american idol
they hate it when u say "why do u always wear black?"
they hate it when u bring them flowers
they hate it when u try to "make moves"
they hate it when u bring them to parties with people she doesn't know

girls that are smart
they like it when u say "your smartness is cute"
they hate it when u defer her smartness
they dont like it when u cut her off when she's talking
they like it when u say how much smarter she is than u
they hate it when u say "ur to smart"
they like it when u do dumb stuff on purpose so they can correct u
they hate it when u talk about sports
they like to talk about school
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List by LittleOtaku1 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1 dress up as hidan on the first hari of school
2 when the teacher asks why your not doing anything, tell him/her to shut the fuck up
3 ~normal clothes~ impersonate your teachers movements
4 sing friday oleh Rebecca Black over and over again
5 when anda get in trouble, tell the teacher that he/she aint got no pancake mix
6 steal her markers
7 draw a penis on the whiteboard with her permanent markers anda stole
8 poke him/her in the stomach and ask him/her how it feels to be the dough boy
9 sleep
10 dress up as Italy from hetalia ~or however anda spell it~ ad yell pasta all day.


i made these!!

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Article by paloma97ppb posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Men Are Just Happier People-- What do anda expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garasi is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. cokelat is just another snack. anda can be President. anda can never be pregnant. anda can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. anda can wear NO kemeja to a water park. Car mechanics tell anda the truth.. The world is your urinal.. anda don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, lebih pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, atau mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 detik flat. anda know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. anda can open all your own jars. anda get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he atau she can still be your friend.
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List by karpach_14 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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this is something that was in the news box on yahoo.



New term: mom-zilla. We know all about temporary bridal insanity, and the underreported groom version, but in some families, it’s the parents who are seized oleh irrational wedding meltdowns.

Last month, 60-year-old British florist and total mom-zilla, Carolyn Bourne attacked. After her stepson’s bride-to-be, Heidi Withers, was a guest in her house she had a thing atau two to teach her before she entered the Bourne family.

So Bourne sent the 29-year-old a soul-crushing email. The subject line: “Your lack of manners.” The bullet points for the bride, in paraphrase: her wedding is going to be tacky, she’s too picky of an eater, her sense of humor sucks, and her stepson is making a dreadful choice in marrying her. And one lebih thing: her out-of-work parents are cheap.

When Withers received the email (Bourne sent it three times to be sure) she did what anyone would do: she forwarded it to a few friends to share in the shock. What was the alternative —respond with a 'frowny' face? But instead of simply offering advice, some anonymous friend got pro-active...
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Opinion by NicoDiAngelo4 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Stupid pickup lines That guys actually think work on girlsXD

-are anda from tennessee; cause your the only ten I see
-did it hurt when anda fell from heaven
-excuse me, I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours
-if anda were a booger I'd pick anda first
-help the homeless...take me halaman awal with you
-oh no! I'm choking...I think I need mouth to mouth
-there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
-hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest
-do anda have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes
-hello I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
-hi, I'm new here and I was wondering if I could get directions to your house 
-if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put anda and I together
-were your parents aliens because there is no one like anda on Earth
-your legs must be sore because you've been running through my mind all night 
-your eyes are blue, like the ocean, and baby, I'm lost at sea
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Fan fiction by dxcfan101 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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girl 1: OMFG did u hear dat mr scalleywag got fired
girl 2: yah...do u think we should make him a good-bye card???????
girl 1: HECK NO
girl 2: y?????
girl 1: remeber, wat he made us do
girl 2: oh yah.......wait wat???????
girl 1: he made us do really hard pop-quizes, remeber
girl 2: no dat waz ms perrywinkle
girl 1: oh yah.....i know lets make mr scalleywag a good-bye card
girl 2: i just.......never mind
girl 1: sooooo u will come 2 my place nd we will make it
girl 2: k, sarang, den tomorrow we will bring it to skool
girl 1: y
girl 2: so everyone can sign it and sarang, den we will mail it 2 mr scalleywag
girl 1: k, sooo i'll come over 2 ur house
gir 2: i thought i waz coming 2 ur house
girl 1: nah we will make it at ur house because u hav better art stuff dan me :)
girl 2: k bye :)
girl 1: bye :)
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List by RaininStarburst posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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I got bored, so here anda go.


1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here oleh my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar

24. SoulIsDarkening

25. InTheAsylum
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Fan fiction by dxcfan101 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Dear Diary,
i'm really really sad because i'm still grounded, jake dumped me, ms perrywinkle still slaps me, and mr scalleywag waz fired today :( :(
it all started today - i walked sadly/happly to school, sadly because ms perrywinkle and jake, happly because mr scalleywag (my most favourite teacher of all time) waz my art teacher
as i walked into mr scalleywag's class room i saw dat he waz paking his bags as if is summer
so i asked him why he waz paking, i waz fired yester hari after school, he said.
quickly i ran out of mr.s's class and in the bathroom and balled my eyes out, i waz so sad
but i made it true
and here i'am again still balling my eyes out in my room still grounded

ps my computer is not a dick anymore :D
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Guide by cassie-1-2-3 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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According to the fanpop link, these are the only things not allowed to be diposting on fanpop



The following is a partial daftar of the kind of Content and communications that are illegal atau prohibited on/through the [Random Spot]. fanpop reserves the right to investigate and take appropriate legal action in its sole discretion against anyone who violates this provision, including without limitation, removing the offending communication from the fanpop Service and terminating the membership of such violators atau blocking your use of the fanpop Service and/or fanpop Site. anda may not post Content that:

is false atau intentionally misleading;
Example: "Heyyy, Who wants proof that I'm the real Taylor Swift???" atau "Who wants to read my new poem?? It's called 'Fire and Ice oleh Robert Frost'. I wrote it last night!"
is patently offensive to users of the fanpop Site, such as Content atau messages that promotes racism, bigotry, hatred atau physical harm of any kind against any group atau individual;
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Article by wolfgirl985 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan...
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Fan fiction by katetekiku posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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One day, I was walking on the sidewalk on Walden Lane. It was 5:00 in the morning in Lakeland, Florida, and the sun was just coming up. I was whistling "Celebrate Good Times" while dancing a jig. All of a sudden, A guy zoomed down the sidewalk on his bike with his arm out, and smacked me in the face. I fell to the ground from the impact, my face throbbing.
"Watch where your going, jerk!" I yelled, clambering up and waving my fist at him. He turned, laughing at me, but then he peddled into the road and a semi truck zoomed past, almost hitting the guy. I gasped, thinking that he had been hit. But then I saw him on the other side of the road, and I sighed with relief. I turned and ran away, not looking back.

As I walked along on the sidewalk, I suddenly heard a song. "We could've had it all! Rolling in the deep!" I listened to it, humming the words as I looked around for the source. Suddenly, I looked down and saw a brand new iPhone, shiny and untouched. I stared at it in amazement, and in my mind I berkata "Oh my god, it's a miracle!" and tried to pick it up. But it stuck to the ground, not budging. I yanked and yanked, struggling to get it off the ground.
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Article by dxcfan101 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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down,down,baby down oleh a konser cece baby i hope your there,gimme popcorn, gimme gimme slushies gimme gimme popcorn, gimme gimme slushies justin bieber sick in bed, call the doctor and the doctor berkata - let me hear the ridum of your of your head - ding dong, got the ridum of your head - ding dong, let me hear the ridum of your hands *clap hands* got the ridum hands *clap hands*, let me hear the ridum of your voice - i'm gonna tell her one time, got the ridum of your voice - i'm gonna tell her one time, let me the ridum of your socks on *pretend your putting on your socks*, got the ridum of your socks on *pretend your putting on your socks*, put it all together and what do anda get ding dong, *clap hands* i'm gonna tell her one time,socks on *repet the socks on bit*, put in backwards and what do anda get socks off *take off socks* baby,baby *stamp feet* dong ding!
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Opinion by GoldnSnitch_96 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Ok, alot of people are shittin their pants because some achient calander berkata that the world is coming to and end. R u 4 ceral? Plus, alot of u are thinking, but bro, so much shit is going down it isnt funny, the world is gonna end bro! Ok, so stuff looks preatty bad now. jepang is in shit and there are earth quakes and floods. But think about it,what do u think people were thinking during the black plague? atau the world wars? The world isnt gonna be over yet. Mabey soon. Mabey the moment u finish membaca this your house will blow up. Mabey tomorow a piano will fall on the prime minister. We dont know that though, do we? And we dont know when the world is going to end, because no man can predict it. So why worry? And besides, we are all doomed to die. Mabey that scares you. But it shouldnt. Its natural."To the well organised mind, death is but the selanjutnya great adventure." Albus Dumbledore. Plus, alot of people complain that lifes shit, then someone tells u the worlds comin to an end so u start freaking out. Wth man!? Just have fun bro, and dont worry, because the end of the world might not be here for a while. And no man can tell anda when it will happen. Just remember that....
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List by vampirequeen001 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1.You abuse our cinta anda lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we cinta him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our cinta is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we cinta be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape atau form.
6.Guys anda should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with anda (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly cinta we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When anda (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
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Article by dxcfan101 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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dear diary, today was the worst - first a car ran over my lunch so i had to rob somebody's lunch money, detik i got a F on my history paper, third mrs perrywinkle slaped me with her sabuk serosly this is the 21 centery your not aloud to slap teenagers with belts, and forth when i got halaman awal my history paper fell out of my bag and my mother picked it up and started membaca it so what did i do, i rushed upstairs into my room 1 detik later i hear my mother scream off the puncak, atas of her lungs LILLY GET anda BUT DOWN HERE...NOW!!!!!!!! god i said, so i go down. what is this she berkata uuummm my homework i berkata ok listen lilly i'm not gonna get mad but anda will still suffer, your grounded for one month, starting today so no TV, no vidogames, no one over and anda can not go to daisy's house atau jen's atau josh's atau any other house she berkata but mom i have a tanggal with jake i berkata well to bad she shot back mom i... i could'ent finsh my sentese. NO! now get up to your room!!! she shouted, and here iam typing out my diary on fanpop btw my laptops a dick so the artikel might not come out like it was planed :D ps my mom is a b**ch
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Opinion by ilovetech29 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Here is some interesting facts on the people who really have an impact on the world - digital atau not - as we know it.

Bill Gates

1977, the tahun he would have graduated from Harvard if he hadn't dropped out. He was 22 at the time. Bill Gates currently has a personal wealth estimated at a net worth of $42 billion dollars.

The Wright Brothers

Neither of the inventors of the airplane received high school diplomas. Orville, the younger brother, dropped out of high school in his junior tahun to open a printing business. Wilbur completed his four years of high school, but due to a family move, never received his diploma.

So how aman, brankas do we feel when boarding an airplane again?

Albert Einstein

It's difficult to believe that he was a high school dropout. However, when Einstein's family moved from Munich to Italy, young Albert was left behind to finish high school.

Rather than finish he left school a tahun later to rejoin his family. Instead of completing high school, Einstein planned to enter the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology directly. However, without a high school diploma he...
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Opinion by shutyourface posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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what if domba where one of us do do do
a simple slob like one of us do do do

i don't live on a farm and i don't have a pet domba but there something about writting acak artikel about them i a krave

idiots put them in pies i think that is very disturbing anda wouldn't but a baby in a pie??!!???!!

so what i'm saying is donate £3 a bulan and a domba will be diberikan a halaman awal and not a pie and anda will get a free adoption pack and a cudderly toy and what eever anda donate shut-your-face fund will triple it
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List by emilyroxx posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Okay, so everyone probably knows that google has this thing where it tries to guess what
you’re searching oleh picking the most searched entries. Some of them are
kind of ridiculous, so I decided to have some fun with it. I typed in
“Are there,” closed my eyes, and picked a acak letter of the alphabet.
Here were the results, and my answers:


First, I just put the results for “Are there.”

Are there aliens?
I think so.
Are there snakes in Ireland?
What do anda mean are there snakes in Ireland?
Are there harimau in Africa?
Probably.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
There are probably going to be snakes everywhere anda go.
Are there panda in Japan?
*Facepalm* no, they’re only in Canada.
Are there polar bears in Alaska?
I am ashamed to admit that I was one of the people who looked this up once.
Are there binatang in heaven?
I honestly don’t know how to answer that.
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List by laura44 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Almonds are members of the persik family.

Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that anda couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a superman somewhere.

When anda sneeze, all your bodily functions stop even your heart.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

If anda keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

A full-grown beruang can run as fast as a horse.

The cells that make up the antlers of a moose are the fastest growing animal cells in nature.
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Opinion by lloonny posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Article by kinga10111 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Your right lung is smaller than your left lung to make room for your heart.

No piece of square dry paper can be folded lebih than 7 times in half!

A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein!

Over 2500 left handed people a tahun are killed from using products made for right handed people!

There are lebih than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building!

If anda counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!

Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!

A buaya always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!

The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth!

Clinophobia is the fear of beds!

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second!

Porcupines float in water!

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eye"!

The sentence "The quick brown rubah, fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet!
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Article by kinga10111 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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A person can not fold a normal size piece of paper in half lebih than 8 times.



There are just over 300 million cell phones used daily in the United States alone.



A shrimps jantung is in it’s head.



ciuman is actually healthier than shaking someones hand.




Natural pearls will melt in vinegar.



An zaitun pohon can live up to 1500 years.



Cleopatra married two of her brothers.



Ants can’t shut their eyes.




On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building looks like an American flag.



Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, while women shirts have the buttons on the left.



Chewing gum will help reduce tears when cutting an onion.



Red wine will spoil if exposed to light. Hence the tinted bottles.
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Fan fiction by moolah posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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The Cabin
kabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Eleven: James
    
    “She’s what?” Tori screamed, in horror. Dr. Haffer looked at her again, “She’s about 2 months pregnant.” Tori gagged. I was horrified. I looked at my hands. “She’s pregnant?” I asked. Tori was in tears again. “No, this can’t be. We…” I thought back to 2 months ago. It was that party Damian had thrown. Chelsea and I had been in love. I sighed. It was no use. She was pregnant. I bit my lip and walked out the door. I couldn’t deal with this. I would go back to the house, grab a big knife, and stab in it my heart. Then, I would die!! I smiled eagerly, and ran out to the car. I tried to unlock the car, but I heard footsteps. “James!!” Laken. I sighed. I couldn’t deal with him and Tori right now. As much as I loved them, I was gonna kill myself. I smiled with happiness. “Dude, man up!” He grabbed my shoulders. “I can’t, I got a girl pregnant.” Laken looked at me with, “YEAH?” eyes. “And she hates me.” I added. “Yeah, anda know why?” He asked. “Because you’re a cheater. She loved you.” I looked at him....
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Article by ilovetech29 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a pohon and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered oleh very close veins."
9."Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side."
10."Please excuse sinar, ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels."
11."Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak."
12."Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust."
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Article by KateKicksAss posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Credit: sparknotes.com. They decided to take the challenge of menulis some of their own six-word stories after membaca some better known ones. Enjoy!



Elevator out of order. Use trampoline.

Bird cried, "Feathers? I want fingers!"

Storming again. batal the layang-layang fights.

Hide! Here comes Beyonce. She's pissed.

This is all a dream, right?

"Kitty will be fine," he lied.

The gajah ate everything, even Paul.

Wizard vs. Jedi Knight? Audience wins.

"Ha," berkata Jen as she died.

Party tonight. Bring your own cape.

Did that clown painting just wink?

Clock struck six. Mike struck clock.

Has anyone seen my porcupi—ow!

Man suffocated oleh hungry giant seahorse.

Without makeup, Gaga looked much better.

"Sorry. We can't arrest bees, ma'am."

Chill out, Ghost of natal Future.
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