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List by wierdgem7 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. When they're using an ATM machine, look at them with binoculars, then when they've finished go up to them and say "I didn't quite see the last two numbers. What were they?"

2. When anda see a dog out on a walk, get on all fours and start barking and growling.

3. Choose a acak person in the jalan, street and go up and propose to them. With one of those haribo jeli rings.

4. Go into a computer toko and ask for a flux-capictor.Or whatever it was in BackToTheFuture.

5. In the middle of the jalan, street break out into a really active OTT dance.Do windmills and shake your hair about and do a worm etc.

6. Go out to the grocery store with legwarmers on every available part of your body. Ask them if they sell gloves.

7. Buy some face paints and paint your whole face blue then run outside screaming.

8. Break out into song really loud in a really public place, like they do in musicals.

9. Buy loads of fake rubber lizards and stick them all over your clothes. Walk about everywhere.
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List by wierdgem7 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.

2) Every five menit yell "The aliens are coming!"

3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time anda see it.

4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)

5) Announce that anda are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.

6) Call your house number and announce that anda are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure anda dont get a wrong number!!

7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.

8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."

9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.


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Opinion by Lolly4me2 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Pretty much in no specific order. Enjoy!

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CLANNAD + {CLANNAD After Story}

Easily an instant classic, and needs lebih publicity. Very touching with memorable characters. I don't recommended this anime for anxious people (mostly boys) who aren't comfortable with a steady plot with not too much going on until later in the story. WARNING: 99% chance of uncontrollable crying. Good luck, my friends xD

Main themes: Comedy, romance, drama, slice of life


kuroshitsuji (I + II)

I have been a fan of this series for a long while. It's origins are Victorian Era England, which makes it enjoyable for anyone who's a bit tired of the same-old school girl story. kuroshitsuji is very intriguing and taught me a lot about history, especially the manga. I recommend this series for all audiences, but be wary of some slight implied yaoi (though it's not actually a theme). A bit melancholy; about 43% chance of tears including the detik season (Kuroshitsuji II).
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Opinion by GreenerPastures posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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These are some reasons why I abso-flipping-lutely cinta my smashing country Kenya:
1-Its where the President of the sovereign United States of America traces his roots,albeit a little too far off.
2- Its the only place anda can hear phrases like:"Omera,yawa, who do anda think anda are messing with? Don't anda know that my brother has a friend who wipes the office of a man who makes long-distance calls to the friend of a man who works with the president of the FBI who talks face-to-face with Obama, therefore I have American blood flowing in my veins?" Yet the poor guy is as black as coal.
3-The glam Prince William brought his even lebih glamorous princess, her majesty the Duchess of Cambridge, over to the foot of Mt Kenya to propose to her.
4-In Kenya, most especially its capital city, is perhaps the only place on Earth where when people see a first drop of rain, bus fares immediately go up a dazzling 60% atau more, not to mention the unmentionable traffic jam.

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List by Sandfire_Paiger posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. ಥ_ಥ

2. ಠ_ಠ

3. Q(^.^Q) (Winner)

4. ~<>" (Mouse)

5. [¬º-°]¬ (Zombie attack)

6. (ô ô) (Surprise)

7. fO_o (Scratching head)

8. c):{) (Smiling Cowboy)

9. (9ò_ó)=@ (Throwing a punch)

10. b(~_^)d, d-(^_^)-b, (b^_^)b (Thumbs up)

11. q(-_-)p (Thumbs down)

12. (ρ_-)o (Tired/Rubbing eyes)

13. ø(._.<) (Writing)

15. -_-*,,|, (*sigh* Middle finger)

16. \m/ |>_<| \m/ (ROCK ON!!)

17. ~(O_O)~ atau ~(O_o)~ (Flying spageti, spaghetti Monster)

18. ಠ_ಠ ಥ_ಥ (Staring eyes/Crying eyes)

19. \(O.0)/ (I don't know!)

20. ()xxxx{======> Sword

21. ¯\(º o)/¯ (Shrug)

22. @_'-' (Snail)

23. <=O=(^^^)=O=> (Plane)

24. (x(x_(X_x(O_o)x_x)_X)x) (Alive among zombies)

25. (( ^(*o*^) )) (Earthquake!)
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Opinion by RustyandJuneP posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Hey, I Was Watching That New tampil Called A.N.T. Farm, and I Said, "That looks Fimilier." Then It Poped Up Into my Head, "RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

Here's A Quote From a Wikipedia artikel About A.N.T. Farm:

"A.N.T. Farm centers around Chyna Parks (China Anne McClain), an 11-year-old musik prodigy, who has just become the newest A.N.T. (Advanced Natural Talents) in the A.N.T. program at Webster High School in San Francisco, California."

Does That Sound Familer, Now Here's a Quote Fom The Wikipedia artikel about Victorious:

"The tampil follows main character Tori Vega (Victoria Justice) who is accepted into Hollywood Arts High School, after taking her sister Trina's (Daniella Monet) place in a showcase."

And Thed Main Chariters Have A Older Sibling:
Tori Vega: Tirina Vega
Chyna Ann Parks: Cameron Parks

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List by MJlover101 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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-New York City has 11 letters.

-Afghanistan has 11 letters.

-Ramsin Yuseb (the terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

-George W semak, bush has 11 letters.

-The Twin Towers make an "11",

-New York is the 11th state.

-The first plane that crashed into the Twin Towers was flight number 11.

-Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. (9+2=11)

-Flight 77 which also hit the Twin Towers was carrying 65 passengers. (6+5=11)

-The tradegy was September 11, atau 9/11. (9+1+1=11)

-The total number of victims inside the planes was 254. (2+4+5=11)

-September 11 is the 254th hari of the year.

-The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. (3+1+1+2+4=11)

-The Madrid bombing happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.

-The most recognized symbol for the US, after the Stars and Stripes is the eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran (the Islamic Holy Book):
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Guide by jeniffer2200 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Note:I wrote that only for fun! i don't even believe if the world is going to end in 2012 cause God only knows when! so don't put stupid komentar please!


-How to Survive:

1-Make sure that you've got a back pack full of food and drink

2-Build a room under the ground make sure,that it's ready to use.

3-Sell your Home

4-If your mum atau dad is a Doctor ask him/her to teach anda some stuff about nursing

5-go to the room anda built under the ground and put some food and drinks there!

6-When the hari comes! go to the room anda built under the ground at 4:00 am before the sun comes!


How to get Ready:(2 Days before the End)


1-Go to the cinema watch 9 movies


2-Go and tell your crush anda cinta Him/Her

3-Tell your mum and dad about the things that anda lied to them about

4-Apologize to the people that anda hurted their feelings
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List by karpach_14 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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I DID NOT WRITE THIS, I HAD THIS FWD TO ME FROM A FRIEND.
Of course, guys, u don’t have to do ALL these things, just a few on the daftar would b nice =P..hahaha

45 things a girl wants but wont ask for:1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her. ( somewhat true )..:)
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. ciuman her slowly.

Are anda remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

KEEP READING

11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves anda more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say i cinta her lebih than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can’t get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.

Are anda thinking of someone?

16. Always hug her and say I cinta anda whenever anda see her.
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Opinion by ssook78 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1.eat like 10 candys atau something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball atau swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
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Article by RealBenTennyson posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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See if ya can read this---

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and anda can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter oleh istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
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Opinion by saphire1031 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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These are 10 sure sighns that anda need mental help:

1) anda think ailens have placed a zapping microchip in your head

2) anda make donkey noises say "Princess!" and then laugh phsycotically

3) anda think your underwear will eat anda alive

4) anda speak fluenit "Foreniese"

5) anda think a monkey
is living in anda toilet

6) anda think your best freind is a fish

7) PIE PIE I berkata PIE!!!

8) If anda scream that for no reason, well, anda know

9) If anda go to rob a store, then fake anda are an employee

10) If anda think fanpop is pointless
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Article by someone_save_me posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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WEIRD similarities between lincoln and Kennedy:

Abraham lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. (Gotta get down...)

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Both were succeeded oleh Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

lincoln was shot in the Ford Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made oleh Ford.

lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
and hid in a theater.
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Article by Trainofdoom posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Hello everybody this is a short rant about grammar. I have been seeing a LOT of these mistakes. normally I wouldn't care about such petty errors but en masse they really drive me insane.

They're=THEY ARE;They're going to the park.
Their= Group Possessive;It's their money
There=location/thing; Is there anything we can do?

Your=Possessive; Your cat is white.
You're=YOU ARE. anda are late to class.

Sorry I went elementary school teacher/Grammar Nazi on your collective illiterate asses but I just felt the need to reinstate some level of intelligence back to this club.


That is all.

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List by dannylynn92 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Childbirth is the detik most painful thing in the world, right selanjutnya to being burned alive.

anda are lebih likely to get struck oleh lightning than to be attacked and killed oleh a bear.

It is unlawful to sit on the floor anywhere in the US Capitol building. It is considered to be protesting.

The chicken is the closest living relative to the T-Rex.

Elephants are the only animal that have 4 knees. They also are the only animal that can't jump.

The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.

Vaccinations contain dead bacteria cells. The bacteria cells are inserted into your body so that it can kill them. Then, your white blood cells memorize how to kill those certain bacteria cells, making it easier for them to heal anda if anda get the full disease later.

lebih than ten people a tahun are killed oleh vending machines.
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Opinion by sid1123 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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So i would like to write about this since it has been happening very often now and i would like to share my thoughts on this very pressing issue .. all of us hav the right to criticize .. But the pertanyaan is not how we criticize others atau why we do it ... It is what if someone did the same to us .. Not everyone has the ability to take criticism that well.When we say something rude to someone it mostly depends on how they take it. Us fanpoppers have our own way of doing things and we are acak who cares but we should not hurt others .Because of this we fail to correct our biggest mistake which often hurts someone else's feelings .Nothing has happened to me that I would complain about atau noone has hurt me but I think that we should learn to be nice and not think negatively about everyone , forgive others and spellings and punctuation will hopefully not matter . To be honest ,some of us do ignore those mistakes but others look for chances like those .. Imagine yourself in the exact same situation and think as the person would at that time .That's why we have to at times laporan people atau say ba stuff about them while we should know always who started the api ..
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Opinion by Dont-Look-Back posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1.Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2.While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3.Every time anda turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout "Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"

4.Go up to the manager and tell him atau her that you've lost your mommy.

5.While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6.Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles - and around corners - with a magnifying glass.

7.While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he atau she has anything for body lice.

8.After visiting the bakery section, go up and down the aisles exclaiming, "My buns are squishy!"

9.While arguing with an invisible friend, anda proceed to play tug-of-war over an item.

10.Hold your nose while standing in line at the meat department.

11.Ask the deli clerk how much potato salad it would take for two people to comfortably wrestle in.
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Fan fiction by fly210 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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nothing changes till harry gets to hogwarts so I'm going to start there.
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Harry was sitting in the dinning hall when he heard a boy his age with greesed back blond hair say "Well it's true then, what they were saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts." He gustured to two people behind him. "This is Crabbe and that's Goyle, and I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy" Ron snickers selanjutnya to Harry. "What?" Malfoy snaps at Ron "You think my names funny do you? no need to ask yours. Red hair, hand-me-down robe. anda must be a Weasley!" Draco turnes back to harry and harry finaly notices a girl selanjutnya to Draco she has brown eyes and brown hair that was tied up into two ringlets on eather side of her head. had on a turquoise choker and a deep purple puncak, atas with a turquoise minni skert. She had knee high stockings with both stripes of both colors. "I'm Amila Malfoy," berkata the girl now back to back with her brother. "You will soon see potter," berkata Malfoy "that some wizard familys are better than others" continued Amila. Draco and his sister both extend their hands. "We can help anda there" they both say at the same time. "I think I can tell...
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Fan fiction by fly210 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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What would happen if just one lebih person, just one, was in the populer seires Harry Potter? Would the story change altogether? would some people live that died in the movie? would harry find out things that he found out to late? Would voldemort be weaker, stronger, atau his streangth would be the same? Well I'm here to tell anda oleh giving draco a sister named amila. oleh doing this I hope to continue the story of harry potter a little bit longer because as J.K. Rowling berkata no story lives unless somone wants to here it. But hogwarts will always be there to welcome anda home. I hope anda enjoy and plz komentar on this idea.
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Opinion by ultimatefredde posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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I just wanted to share my story.

My parents were both killed when I was 3, I had no friends and people on the jalan, street kept laughing at me, One hari an old man decided to adopt me, he was like a father to me, when I turned 10, he revelaed to me he was the C.E.O of the police here on Mexico. He decided to let me in for a while, however 2 years later my new "father" died due to medical problems, I also was told tha tI had 2 brothers, which also died, an dbesides the time I went to school, I was bullied and had no cinta life. right now I´m 16, Im still at the station and no longer go to school, I just want to find a true friend and true love, and I hope anda fanpop users can listen to this, and support me as much as I willl support all of you.
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Fan fiction by katetekiku posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, berkata as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry musik videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford mustang Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time favorit fast food restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out atau dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!" I yelled, and ran out the door. Lauren ran after me, jumping in the car. I pushed the start button, and we revved down the road in a membagi, split second.
A mustang Shelby GT500 can go up to 550 miles per hour. I took advantage of that ability, speeding down the road at a blazing 120 MPH! We zoomed down to the nearest Burger King, parking perfectly, if perfectly means over the white line and in-between two different parking spots.
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Article by Musiclover456 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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My jantung is cold
bitter
and sad
My jantung is angry
raged
and nothing more
My jantung is crying
crying
and lonely
but my jantung can be warm
soft
and happy
My jantung can be happy
joyful
and everything else
My jantung can be smiling
smiling
and with friends
but people hate me
so my jantung reflects that
i cut myself from
anda and everyone
i cut myself from the
world
my jantung hates being alive
so please help me
before
i give up
hope
and i start dying
from the inside
out
so be strong and help me
tampil me what it mean to be alive
tampil me the way to happiness
tampil me what being happy means
tampil me before my
Heart
give out
on
me
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Guide by MarMar_XigLux posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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What Being a Retard Online can do for You

Being a retard online will bring anda riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: anda crave attention, anda absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, anda may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because oleh being a retard online anda can get all the attention anda need for a small fee.

Poor Literacy is Kool!

If anda want to be a retard anda must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME! - note how we must yell EXTREME! atau write it in full capitals, this emphasizes our commitment to being retarded. Also, a use of hyperpunctuation is recommended, for example, instead of NO U! write NO U!!!!11!!111!1!!11!!11! Note the uses of 1's adds the effect of retardedness, as it looks like anda can't even use a keyboard properly, without bursting into some kind of spastic fit. Now enough of that foolishness, once anda have learnt that everything must be EXTREME! anda must pindah on to the art-form of butchering the English...
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List by lupichkata posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Sorry, if it's too short, but that's all i could think of.
1. Go to him and say "I know what anda did last summer and i'll tell Ron." and see what his reaction is.
2. Poke him with a wand atau a stick and when he turns around, pretend it wasn't you.
3. Tell him he has his mother's eyes and his father's package.
4. Laugh hysterically every time he walks in front of anda and when he asks why whisper "I've read your diary." then run away. Still laughing hysterically.
5. Ask him how his parents are.
6. Ask him if Dumbledore has proposed yet.
7. Write an erotic story about Snape and Harry's mom and read it to as many people as possible as loud as anda can in front of Harry.
8. Follow him around and after a while whisper in your coller "The boy isn't noticing us my Lord. Code 1521." and make sure he hears you.
9. Every time anda see him with a girl make Hermione/Ron/Drako/luna/Dumbledore etc. go and slap him then make them yell "I thought there was something between us!"
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Opinion by ilovetowrite posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
people on acak are the dumbest persons in life they are very disappointed ,they are lost everywhere ,they forget freedom is just another life ,and they are depressed and don't get a life
How pathetic !
They are real trolls
they are annoying
and they will go to hell soon
i'll kick their dirty pantat, keledai soon
HOW Pathetic are they ?

they should be burnt here and send to the hell!


lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
olololololololloooolloo

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