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anda can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But anda wouldn't tell no one
Your favorit if anda could

From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it, yes anda would

Senorita’s in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
You call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonight, it's alright

You can't start a api without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because cinta is a social disease
Love is a social disease, uh-huh

Where anda look anda can find it
Try to run but...
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I don’t wanna feel like this
I don’t want to
I don’t want to
I don’t wanna freak anda out
But I
I think I might of berkata too much
Didn’t mean to
Didn’t mean to
Think I might of berkata it’s anda and I

Guess I should leave this behind
Guess I should erase and rewind
But somehow I can’t seem to stay away
I don’t want to sound desperate but I am
And so say that you’ll come around
Guess I should erase and rewind, erase and rewind

I don’t want to stand in line
Like I used to
Like I used to
I don’t want to have to scream and shout
‘Cause I’m the kind of girl that sticks
Like a tattoo
Like a tattoo...
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posted by Usui--takumi
3
A young novice in the service of the abbot of Tōfukuji Temple went to a certain place. The master there jokingly berkata to him, 'I have seen many monks and priests, but none so handsome as you. I believe nobody in the secular world can match anda either. Your parents must also be very good-looking. Now tell me, are anda the child of your father atau of your mother? I would like to know lebih about you.'
"The novice replied, 'Certainly. I am from a humble family and that is my fate. I don't know if I should feel honored atau embarrassed oleh your compliments. I also don't know how to answer your question.But...
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Accused pet torturer and killer, Jeffrey Nally Jr., appeared in Hancock County Court on Monday., January 20th . Nally’s court appearances have been delayed numerous times over the past year; most recently because he requested a psychiatric evaluation.

That tactic backfired, as the evaluation found him competent to stand trial on 29 counts of felony animal cruelty, one count of domestic battery and one count of kidnapping. If he is convicted, each count of animal cruelty could bring a 1-5 tahun sentence.

According to Hancock County Prosecutor James Davis, Nally was offered a plea deal that would...
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Pretty much in no specific order. Enjoy!

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CLANNAD + {CLANNAD After Story}

Easily an instant classic, and needs lebih publicity. Very touching with memorable characters. I don't recommended this anime for anxious people (mostly boys) who aren't comfortable with a steady plot with not too much going on until later in the story. WARNING: 99% chance of uncontrollable crying. Good luck, my friends xD

Main themes: Comedy, romance, drama, slice of life


Kuroshitsuji (I + II)

I have been a fan of this series for a long while. It's origins are Victorian Era England, which makes it enjoyable for anyone who's...
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posted by darktheheghog
5
one hari three girls were walking around the detik hand toko the girl with the black hair was name Tina the girl with the very dark brown hair name was Jenni and the girl with the red hair was name Peter they are the bestest friends they always help each other out and they would always have each others back then Tina went to one part of the aisle in the detik hand toko and saw a cute looking Teddy beruang she picked the Teddy beruang up from the self and ran over to Peter and Jenni "hey girls look at what i found" Tina berkata as she held up the teddy beruang "awwww Tina it looks so cute" Jenni berkata while...
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posted by emilyroxx
4
Okay, so everyone probably knows that google has this thing where it tries to guess what
you’re searching oleh picking the most searched entries. Some of them are
kind of ridiculous, so I decided to have some fun with it. I typed in
“Are there,” closed my eyes, and picked a acak letter of the alphabet.
Here were the results, and my answers:


First, I just put the results for “Are there.”

Are there aliens?
I think so.
Are there snakes in Ireland?
What do anda mean are there snakes in Ireland?
Are there harimau in Africa?
Probably.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
There are probably going to be snakes...
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posted by WildTiger
5
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So anda have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! hey girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did anda know ciuman is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken sup actually makes anda feel better. 94% of boys would cinta it if anda sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your puncak, atas lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult anda when they like you! 89% of guys want anda to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. cokelat will make anda feel better! Most...
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posted by spunkyonyx
2
hey guys, found some interesting and strange facts, some are just facts I have known a long time ago(school, wandering around websites), others are ones that I have found, I apply the sumber if available. Any others anda may want to add up feel free to do so. Enjoy!

1) Coca-cola was once green.
It was green because it was accidentally carbonated when a clerk squirted syrup into the wrong glass.

2)Barbie doll measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33. Wow... she's cut from the team.

3)Intelligent people have lebih zinc and copper in their hair. *Checks... Woot!

4)You blink about 84 million times...
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posted by PftFan99
6
Once I was membaca online... It berkata that people with brown eyes are.. are.. ZOMBIES! I got really scared so I turned to my friend but SHE had brown eyes. " Ahhhh! ZOMBIEEE!!!" I ran outside. I looked back and she had followed me. "AHHH!" I turned around and WALKED into a pizza toko like nothing had happened. I was at the counter ordering the pizza when I heard the door open and a low voice saying," PIIZZZAAA!!!" I turned around and yelled," AAAHHH ZOMBIE IN DA HOUSSEE! EVERYONE HIDE YO KID! HIDE YO WIFE! HIDE YO HUSBAND AND GET OUTTA HERE!" I sat down and ate pizza. Om nom nom. She came up to me and said," PIZZZAAA" I turned and looked at her and yelled," AHHH ZOMBIE DONT STEAL MY PIZZA." I grabbed my pizza and ran out the door. I saw a hobo and threw it on its head. She came outside and said," HOOOOBOOO" and ran after it. I said," FINALLY FREE!" I jumped in the lake and said," yaayy!1! LAke! Make me a sammich!"
Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell anda all these: What dates & Why anda don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's hari
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday atau the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, anda know how if anda see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why anda ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would anda want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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1. anda look up pictures of the person all the time.

2. anda can't stop thinking of the person.

3. anda dream about marrying the person.

4. anda drool everytime anda watch them sing.

5. anda have a giggle fit everytime they take their kemeja off.

6. anda have a million pictures of the person.

7. anda want to meet the person lebih then anything.

8. anda know their songs oleh heart.

9. anda dream of ciuman them.

10. anda want to kill anybody who makes fun of that person.

11. anda watch video with that person in it all the time.

12. anda have them as your icon.

13. anda would die for them.
posted by karpach_13
6
New ways to order pizza
Are anda tired of always ordering pizza the same way? Well, this lists will keep anda entertained for over 90 pizza orders!!!

1. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

2. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh,...
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posted by Renesmee_XD
1
5) Flyleaf
Flyleaf is a Christian rock band with inspiring and powerful lyrics belted out oleh the amazing Lacey Mosley. Their albums are Flyleaf and Memento Mori, which is lebih recent. Some songs of their best songs are "Sorrow," "Again," and "Tiny Heart."


4) All Time Low
Members are Jack Barakat, Zack Merrick, Rian Dawson, and lead singer Alex Gaskarth, and they're all incredibly good-looking. The pop punk band plays songs that remind me of summer, partying with friends, and the occasional heartbreak. Some must-listen-to songs oleh them are "Coffee toko Soundtrack," "Toxic Valentine," and "Poison."...
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posted by jessicamc26
1
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up oleh bernyanyi pantai Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say anda taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....
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User: Hi there.

Cleverbot: The game.

User: Aww damnnit!

Cleverbot: Are anda a furry?

User: No are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hahaha.

Cleverbot: I am an engineer.

User: So do anda work for skynet.

Cleverbot: No I work for Chiquita Bananas.

User: So do anda know Yesus oleh any chance.

Cleverbot: Actually, yes, I am indeed a computer, but I wouldn't say 'only' a computer... Do anda know how powerful a computer can be?

User: Thats not relevant to anything I said.

Cleverbot: I was answering your question.

User: No anda were ranting about how awesome anda were. I asked if anda had met Jesus.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot how awesome I am. ?

User: Are anda retarded.

Cleverbot: Hot pisang milkshake.
posted by nessienjake
4
It was on my email and I found it funny so I decided that other people might read it too :)





Poor guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of tempat tidur and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the tempat tidur he gets on puncak, atas of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
16
1. NAMES:

•    If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

•    If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT:

•    When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back.

•    When the women...
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Read these are funnay...

1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If anda have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours oleh hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each...
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