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List by carsfan posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1) I can't reach my license unless anda hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3) Aren't anda the guy from the Village People?

4) Hey, anda must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5) Are anda Andy atau Barney?

6) I thought anda had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer

7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8) I pay your salary!

9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10) Do anda know why anda pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11) I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12) When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have anda been drinking?" anda probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have anda been eating doughnuts?"
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Opinion by User20392 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Grammar and spelling issues have been discussed several times and I just thought I would give my opinion on the subject. This artikel is mostly aimed for those who call themselves "Grammar Nazis", but I would be lebih than glad that everyone else reads it as well, including the "Grammar Nazis" that aren't overly critical. Before I go on, I will point out that my English may not be so good since it is not my first language and I'm not studying it, but I'm trying as hard as I can to improve it every day, so my apologies if anything I've berkata here isn't understandable.

So having good grammar and spelling is important, that's true, and anda seem to like pointing that out, that's fine. But there seems to be a thin line between helping people with grammar/spelling issues and being a jerk about it, and may I point out, it is certainly not necessary to menyeberang, salib the line to being a jerk.

anda may not like seeing badly written messages, artikel atau what have you. I understand that feeling as well, to be honest. But is it really necessary to express your feelings towards people about the subject with an "I know it all" and "you're a retard" kind of attitude? The...
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Guide by littleangel0520 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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'It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only oleh preparing for war'
- John f. Kennedy
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'Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety - nine percent perspiration'
- Thomas Edison
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'Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools'
- Napolean Bonaparte
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'The child is father of man'
- William Wordsworth
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The government of people, oleh the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth'
- Abraham Lincoln
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'I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat'
- Winston Churchill
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'A thing of beauty is a joy forever'
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Opinion by RoCkInGAnGeLxX posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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The Falling Man
One of the most haunting gambar captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated oleh the smoke atau get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.

People, anda rant so much about how anda have a hard time making choices. Whether anda should work on your assignment atau go out with your friends. Whether anda should tanggal this guy atau that guy. Whether anda should break up with your boyfriend atau not. Whether anda should wear the berwarna merah muda, merah muda blus atau the baby blue one.



Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
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Opinion by reb1009 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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The "Rick Roll" Hotline: 772-257-4501


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Have your friends call 772-257-4501 for a special message from a certain 80's musician...
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April Fools hari Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033


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Celebrate our favorit holiday (or any hari for that matter) with the April Fool's hari Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033. Perfect for pranks!
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Prankster's Assistant Hotline: 781-452-0842


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Use the Prankster's Assistant Hotline for your pranks! 781-452-0842.
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The Urgent Message Hotline: 240-258-4005

(i had to add that extra gunk) XD
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Opinion by reb1009 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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The vodka Hotline: 772-257-4492

Outsource-A-Breakup To India: 631-403-2029

Bible Stories in 60 Seconds: 240-258-4010

The "Free Marijuana" Hotline: 267-436-5129

The Divorce Hotline: 631-403-2016

IRS Tax Extension Help Line: 267-436-5139

The "Loud Talkin' Redneck" Hotline: 401-285-0705

A Life-Saving Message: 267-436-5115

"Twilight" Obsession Hotline: 973-409-3307

Ruminations: 631-403-2013

Tech-Support Hotline: 772-257-4678

Automated Sobriety Test: 781-452-3027

movie hotline 781-452-4066

Gay Marriage debat Line: 413-497-0148

bir Goggles Hotline: 954-482-4332

Your Status update Are Annoying: 267-436-5224

"Travel Deals" Hotline: 401-285-4002

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft: 413-497-0167

Humorscopes Hotline: 413-497-0077


Nigerian Message Line: 413-497-0146
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List by reb1009 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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The Original Rejection Hotline®: 212-660-2245

Psychiatric Hotline: 973-409-3277

Santa Hotline (Not for Kids!): 772-257-4661

It Could Always Suck More!: 401-992-4050

Bad Breath Notification Number: 631-960-7187

The "Make It 18" Hotline: 772-257-4488

The "Human Resources" Hotline: 786-837-9893

marijuana Legalization Line: 781-452-0647

How To Keep an Idiot Entertained: 401-285-0696

Outsource-A-Friendship To India: 267-436-5128

(i need to have a longer artical so... lalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)

Rebecca Roll: 781-452-2079
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Opinion by samuraibond005 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether atau not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, detik of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world history class where they are trying to shove a two tahun class into one year, as long as anda can get the right help on the homework, and then it will help and benefit all of the students, and the teachers. Ironically though, my AP world history class didn’t assign as much homework as my honours science class today, on most days the AP world history class will assign us a few pages to read in the text book, but the honours science class assigned a page on how to set up experiments, as well as a paragraph demonstrating our ability to cite things on a paper (Something my English class taught...
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Article by carsfan posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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The tampil SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning


The tampil SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed oleh a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine menit of the tampil may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob atau Caillou, in which gambar change lebih slowly, atau to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

sebelumnya studies had already established a link between TV and attention problems in children. However, this new research suggests that lebih immediate problems can arise after a short exposure, the results of which parents should be aware, the authors of the study.

kartun for children are typically in 22 minutes. The study authors believe that the damage could be even worse watching the entire issue, but agree that lebih evidence must be obtained to konfirmasi this.
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Fan fiction by percyLover101 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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"You know what your useless!!! Get out of here!! I can't stand to look at anda anymore!!!", My mother yelled as I ran out the back door of our house, tears streaming down my face. My feet ran as far as they could until, on got caught on a rock and I landed face first into a dirt plot. Slowly I dragged myself to a nearby pohon and leaned against it.

"Useless.... How am i useless....", i thought to myself. It all just happened so quickly... The words just spilled out of my mother's mouth.... This is what had happened..

"I'm going to go across the jalan, street to help Grandma Ofelia with her groceries.... Watch the kids for me?" My mother asked.

"Sure.." I waled outside and sat on the steps where the kids were playing tag at. I pulled my earphones out and put them in my ears as I read my book like I always did.

"Thanks." My mother ruffled my hair and left across the street.

My mind reeling on how my book was going I didn't even notice as one of the kids climbed the pohon my friends and I use to always climb until we figured out it was infested with api ants... Which my brother and I were allergic to.
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List by twilightlover73 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. When a twilight fan says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all pertanyaan about twilight that anda can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book laporan on the most boring buku of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that anda hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible penulis and her buku make want to poke your eyes out with a pencil. Then say that membaca JK Rowling's buku are like membaca buku sent from heaven.
6. Tell them that people like Dracula and Voldemort are way lebih famous and that they can kick Edward's ass!
7. If they tell anda that Twilight are the bestselling and most populer buku ever, go on Wikipedia with them, cari bestselling books, scroll down and tampil them that twilight is not there. Then go to best selling book series, scroll down, down, down, down past Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Rings, Nancy Drew, Captain...
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Article by hakadoshi12345 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Egypt: -Slaps haka-

Egypt: T//T

Haka~: O_O

Yuki/Midna: HEY! What'd she do to you?

Soda: WHOA WHOA WHOA

Soda: -ties egypt to a bola basket net-

Soda: WTF IS GOING ON HERE

Haka~: I didnt touch you! I touched...

Haka~: Soda o.o

Egypt: SHE mencuri MY LAST COCONUT!

Egypt: AND SHE ABUSED MY CAKE

Egypt: AND ME AND MY HUSBAND

Egypt: AND MY WHEAT

Egypt: AND MY WEED

Egypt: AND SHE ROBBED MY HOUSE OF MY LOAN

Egypt: SHE TiED UP THE naruto FiXER!

Soda: (Is she seriously freaking out atau is this another strange RP?)

Egypt: She ATE SUGAR iNSTEAD OF WHEAT!

Yuki/Midna: Haka didn't do anything.

Yuki/Midna: (I have no idea.)

Egypt: (im seriously freaking out ._. )

Yuki/Midna: (Ty.)

Soda: (fun fun fun fun)

Egypt: JKSHDJSAHD
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Opinion by bubbletl posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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puncak, atas 11 things to do when your house is on fire


1) Drink cool water from fridge because after a while everything will burn down.
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2)Time to try out the newest bikini anda bought as it is going to be hot with api and all anda know.
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3)Don’t forget to take your phone charger and laptop when anda start running out of house.
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4)Update status on Fb thar your house is on api with picture of your house: A formula which will make anda super populer
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5)Give miss calls to your relatives and when they call back tell them about api and ask them to bring some food.
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6)Buy water pouches to put off api till api ambulans comes. Don;t be stingy its Your HOUSE BURNING TO ASHES.
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7)Dance crazily and no one will call anda mad this time.
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8)Perfect time to read a newspaper. anda can see clearly since api is also a natural souce of light.
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9)Cry loudly because all your assignments which were to be diserahkan and almost done got burned.
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Opinion by bubbletl posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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What women should tell men...but don't

1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.

2. The selanjutnya time anda and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a poling to see which of anda successfully aim at the toilet rim.

3. If we're watching football with anda - it's not bonding - it's their butts.

4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever anda have to say after the movie.

5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.

7. If anda were really looking for an honest answer, anda wouldn't ask in bed.

8. The selanjutnya time anda make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused oleh rubber-necking mini-skirts.

9. If only women gossip, how do anda and your friends keep track of 'who's easy'?

10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
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Opinion by bubbletl posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If anda have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal oleh conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what anda think."

7. Claim that anda must always wear a bicycle ketopong, helm as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying lebih any moment.

11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that anda "like it that way."
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Opinion by bubbletl posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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puncak, atas 10 signs your partner needs a vacation


1) He keeps handcuffing himself oleh accident.

2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.

3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.

4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."

5) He wants anda to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.

6) He keeps asking anda if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.

7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.

8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.

9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.

10) He wants to hear less talk and lebih musik on the police channel
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Fan fiction by bubbletl posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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This is how it manifests itself:

I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I head towards the garage, I notice mail on the porch meja that I picked up from the postman earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table, put the rongsokan, sampah mail in the recycling box under the table, and notice that the recycling box is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the meja and take out the recycling first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the postbox when I take out the recycling paper anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my chequebook off the table, and notice that there is only one cheque left.
My extra cheques are in my meja tulis, meja in the study, so I go inside the house to my meja tulis, meja where I find the cup of coffee I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my cheques, but first I need to push the coffee aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
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List by angelbell619 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1.When i want something now and they berkata they berkata not now i yell like a 5 tahun old sometime and they will do it

2.If i want to go somewhere and they berkata no i will ingore them oleh saying pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee pretty preetty please and they berkata FINE

3.if i want to play a game atau go on the computer and they berkata no i will be cying atau just make them get scare from grabing a creppy thing =D

4.if i want to play with my sister with her friend and they berkata no i will berkata creepy thing to them like what if someone take anda away they will berkata ok scare >:D

5.if i dont want to go to school i will berkata to my mother im sick atau just try to ingore her from not waking up sometime

6.if i want to go to my grandpa house i will call him and say pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee plzzzzz grandpa im your little girl and anda dont want to forget that grandpa

7.if my family doing compute thing atau playing game i will yell crazy all hari if im bored and let them notice me and play with me atau i will grab my cat and give it too them well it dont work sometime there alway on the computer
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Opinion by evangelinetom posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that anda are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the tempat tidur holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say anda know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors oleh your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as anda can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't anda be going now?"

4. Trash the room when your roommate's not around. Then leave and wait for him/her to come home.then act surprised. Say, "Uh-oh, it looks like, they, were here again."

5. Every time anda see your roommate yell, "You jerk" and kick him/her in the stomach. Then immediately buy him/her some ice cream.
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Opinion by RoCkInGAnGeLxX posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Health:
Drink plenty of water.

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and makan malam like a beggar.

Eat lebih foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.

Live with the 3 E’s - Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy

Play lebih games.

Read lebih buku than anda did in 2010.

Sit in silence for at least 10 menit each day.

Sleep for 7 hours.

Take a 10-30 menit walk daily. And while anda walk, smile.


Personality:
Don’t compare your life to others. anda have no idea what their journey is all about
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Don’t have negative thoughts atau things anda cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.

Don’t over do. Keep your limits.

Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

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Guide by evangelinetom posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Get to know a friends bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.

Call other people "Champ" atau "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."

Drum on every available surface.

Sing the batman theme incessantly.

Staple papers together in the middle of the page.

Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.

Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

Insist on giving weather forecasts in public.

Claim to be AMS certified.

Surprise old friend's oleh visiting them at 3AM "to discuss old times"
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Insist on buying airplane tickets for friends to "save them money." Make sure the plane departs at 5AM and the tickets are non-refundable. Point out that anda didn't really save them any money.
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Opinion by energizerbunny posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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5. Avril Lavigne

Not a fan but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.

4. Sophia Bush

She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.

3. Kaya Scodelario

Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!

2. Katie Cassidy

This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.

1. Megan Fox

Not a fan but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!


Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
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Opinion by brooki posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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"She couldn't get out of bed. Couldn't find the will to even check her phone, with no new texts atau emails. Lately it had felt like breathing was too much of an effort. Everything was too much, too hard, too much for her to handle. How had this happened? It seemed like one hari she woke up, and it hit her. Life wasn't worth living anymore. School had taken over her life, the drama she chose to ignore was getting out of control. Somehow she'd slipped through the cracks, while making sure she didn't fall off the cliff. Her friends hadn't even noticed that she wasn't there when they looked into her eyes. Everyone was so caught up in themselves and their own problems.

The days seem darker when you're depressed. The sun doesn't shine as bright, people's smiles aren't as genuine as anda thought they were. Your bones ache and just when anda think you've cried all the tears anda could possibly cry for one night, it hits anda again like a wrecking ball. There are some days I feel so guilty that I hate myself. I don't have cancer, I'm not orphaned, I'm not bullied. I have no reason to feel this way... yet I do. When you're depressed, anda get to the point where anda just ignore emotions...
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List by carsfan posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1- The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

2- Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

3- The first known contraceptive was buaya dung, used oleh Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

4- When anda die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

5- It would take 11 Empire State Buildings, stacked one on puncak, atas of the other, to measure the Gulf of Mexico at its deepest point.

6- The first person selected as the Time Magazine Man of the tahun - Charles Lindbergh in 1927.

7- The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.

8- The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.

9- On the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:10.

10- Each of the suits on a deck of cards represents the four major pillars of the economy in the middle ages: jantung represented the Church, spades represented the military, klub represented agriculture, and diamonds represented the merchant class.
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List by wierdgem7 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. Swim in your underwear. Not in a trunks/bikini/costume/.

2. Tell the lifeguard your life history. Really loud.

3. Wait for a moment when everyones quiet. Then yell "The water is on fire!"

4. Sing a really bad song when you're in the showers, and remember to add a dance.

5. If your pool plays music, swim around the pool grabbing people and telling them to sing along. Try and get at leats 10 people singing.If your pool doesn't play music, bring your iPod and a docking station. Now your pool plays music!

6.Buy a white towel to dry yourself with, and write 'Murder!' in red fabric pen.

7. Run up to the footspray, then jump over it with your arms outstrectched saying "Pegasus!"

8. If someone trips point at them and say "Ha ha. I laugh at you." in a really manly voice.

9. Bring your friends along to the pool, and do a simeltanious bomb.
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