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posted by karpach_14
Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone anda love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard atau hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as anda open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 menit atau so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring atau your nails on the blackboard selanjutnya time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. selanjutnya konser anda go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...
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posted by vampirer04
 Woozworld Jane and Jeff The Killer
Woozworld Jane and Jeff The Killer
A/N This was suggested oleh a friend. Because I was menulis this thing one hari and she loved it. So when I was on this site she suggested me to do this fanfiction yea, And also whoever plays woozworld should look on my woozin for the Jane and Jeff stuff XP.

{Jane's POV}

I look at the school name. 'Creepypasta high' well I bet this is gonna be interesting.

I walk in creepypasta high seeing every creepypasta there is.

"Hey Jane!" called out sonic.exe.

"Hi Sonic! How many people did anda scare during the summer?" I ask.

"A lot!" We both laughed....
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Really jantung touching....... .A Must Read oleh all...

I was walking around in a Big Bazar store making shopping, when I saw
a Cashier talking to a boy couldn't have been lebih than 5 atau 6 years

TheCashier said,'I'm sorry, but anda don't have enough money to buy
this doll. Then the little boy turned to me and asked:''Uncle, are
you sure I don't have enough money?''

I counted his cash and replied:''You know that anda don't have enough
money to buy the doll, my dear.''The little boy was still holding the
doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give
this doll to.'It's...
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1.people excpect anda to be good all the time and stay the same

2.Your friends get jelious when anda hang with other people.

3.more people then anda think hate anda and think your stuck up.

4.If your a mean populer person people might ditch you.

5.People talk about anda behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.

6.The teachers know not to put anda with your friends because anda talk to much.

7.You hang out with alot of people but lebih then 90% of them are just hanging out with anda because your popular.

8.If your a populer girl and anda have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling anda a slut.

9.If your a populer boy and anda have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.

10.if anda had a good friend and then anda became populer they might stop hanging out with anda because they think there not good enough.
posted by vlad_todd_fan

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All hari long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
1. when i sneeze i sneeze again like straight after the first one, i cant just sneeze once!!

2. i don't tan. i burned, peel and then white again!

3. when i use new soap, my hands itch.

4. i like to read out load. membaca in my head is a little unfocused for me.

5. i get zits on my arms!!! eww!

6. i have two freckles on my thighs that look my bites, (im a fangerbanger!! shh)

7. i really really really hate crocs (the shoes!)

8. i will scream down a building if i see toads! i am petrified!!

9. i constantly talk to myself, and i mean it!! ALLLLLLLLLLLL THE TIME!!!

10. I make funny noise when i drink, i cant help it!
posted by BlackSunshine
I found this and I think some of them are hilarious xD

Prank Call Idea #1
This is an oldie and I have been the victim for the same!
You call up the person and ask for a person name Joey. Since there really is no Joey, the obvious answer would be, ‘You’ve got the wrong number’! Call up the person many times during the hari atau week and disguise your voice in varied accents and ask for Joey. After a few days, call up your victim and say, ‘This is Joey. Have anda taken any messages for me?’ I am sure the person at the end of the line would probably want to strangle anda with the telephone wire...
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posted by TDIlover4ever
01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula.
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. berkata ‘I cinta you’ and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15. Seen the Northern Lights
16. Gone to a huge sports game
17. Walked the stairs to the puncak, atas of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18. Grown and eaten my own vegetables
19. Touched an iceberg
20. Slept...
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posted by australia-101
Hide in the bagasi, batang of your neighbor's car and see where it takes you.

Tell passing cars "Hey, your wheels are rolling." (Be suprised when people stop to look.).

Yell acak things out of your car window at acak people mcdonalds drive thru line.

Our teacher fancy miss carrutherssss and wnats to tanggal her.

Go up to a car stopped at a stop light, and tell them "Turn right at selanjutnya left!".

Pretent to swim down your street. if anyone looks at anda wierdly tell them your car broke down.

Get fake blood put it on lay in the midle of a road car comes yell I like potatoes.

Go to your local department store and...
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posted by slytherin360
found this on the net:

9 Fun Things to Do During a Boring Lecture

1) When the professor asks a question, raise your hand. If the professor calls on you, point to someone in the selanjutnya row and say "He knows." Pick a different person each time.

2) Buy a watermelon. Give it to the professor. If he/she asks, say "They were out of apples."

3) Bring a fishing rod. Try to catch things on the professor's desk.

4) Bring a tape player and a tape of a thunderstorm. Keep it hidden. Sometime during the lecture, start the tape, stand up, claim that the professor has angered the gods and leave. Watch to see...
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posted by NatalieSunshine
1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the gitar for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If anda get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...
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When it comes to guys, anda can usually narrow it down to three things: sports, sex, and beer. However, there are some things anda might not know about the male that go beyond their favorit team, position, and alcoholic beverage. For your enjoyment, I present 25 things about guys anda probably didn't know, didn't want to know, atau didn't take the time to notice.

1. As much as anda want to talk about past relationships, zip the lip. When anda tell a guy anda are still good friends with an ex, that translates to, "we still hook up occasionally."

2. Always wait to hear how many people they've slept with...
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found this on the net:

13 Fun Things To Do To Get Salespeople on the Phone to Hang Up

1. If they want to loan anda money, tell them anda just filed for bankruptcy and anda could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, atau is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?"

2. If anda get one of those pushy people who won't shut up, just listen to their sales pitch. When they try to close the sale, tell them that you'll need to go get your credit card. Then, just set the phone down and go do laundry, shopping atau whatever. See how long that commission...
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posted by Delilah_Scruggs
NOTE: These "facts" have not necessarily been verified. They are just for fun.

1.If anda keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.

3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical ikan stores.

4.A Wisconsin mesin pengangkat barang, forklift operator for a Miller bir distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper tampilkan him drinking a Bud Light.

5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).

6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated...
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posted by spunkyonyx
Angel Eyes
Angel Face (to me this one is a little werid)
Babe ( I like to be called this one)
Baby (I cinta to be call this one too)
Baby Doll
Baby Face
Baby Girl (I cinta to be called this one)
Baby cinta
Beautiful (this one doesnt fit for me)
Blue Eyes (or in my case brown eyes)
Chunky (If a my man called me this ohhhh lord he be crusin for a brusin)
Dear jantung
Dewdrop (all I have to say is lolz)
Dream perahu (this one makes us sound kinda...
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posted by randomgirl3000
1: Do anda sleep with your closet doors open atau closed?

2: Do anda take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

3: Do anda sleep with your sheets tucked in atau out?

4: Have anda ever stolen a jalan, street sign before?

5: Do anda like to use post-it notes?

6: Do anda cut out coupons but then never use them?

7: Would anda rather be attacked oleh a big beruang atau a swarm of a bees?

8: Do anda have freckles? partly, but they're hard to notice so not really.

9: Do anda always smile for pictures?

14: Do anda ever dance even if theres no musik playing?

15: Do anda chew your pens and pencils?

16: How many people...
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posted by tamar20
The Fucking Disclaimer
If anda are offended oleh the use of bad language fuck off now! Don't read all of this page and then say it annoys you.
Uses of the word Fuck
FUCK is an international word. It doesn't matter where anda are in the world, everyone knows exactly what anda mean when anda say "Fuck Off".
It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why anda will never read something like:
"Fuck off", he hinted.
Grammatical Usage
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane)...
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posted by energizerbunny
5. Avril Lavigne

Not a fan but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.

4. Sophia Bush

She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.

3. Kaya Scodelario

Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!

2. Katie Cassidy

This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.

1. Megan Fox

Not a fan but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!

Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
Man: Where have anda been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen anda someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this kursi empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if anda sit down.

Man: Your place atau mine?
Woman: Both. anda go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do anda do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do anda like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...
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These are the results of a countdown I did and the results are different on this club than what I thought it would be since I'm use to klub such as disney and dinsey princess fan klub and usually Aurora always wins when it comes to beauty but surpriseingly she didn't win and an honorable mention to our five heroines who didn't make it to the puncak, atas 20 sorry girls your lovely but fanpop just didn't find anda as lovely as the others
25.Tzipporah(The Prince of Egypt)
24.Anna(The King and I)
23.Snow White(Happily Ever After)
21.Meg(Hercules) she's the only disney heroine not to make...
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