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Why can’t people ever fix their security in prisons? I mean, for goodness sake, you’d think that after years of people breaking out through the sewage system Shawshank Redemption style, prisons would increase security, atau at the very least, use some stronger cell bars. But, no, they always leave one crack in their prisons to allow prisoners to escape… So, naturally, video games have quite a lot of those. In video games, it seems that getting out of those prisons are as easy as getting out of any. So, today, I want to share with anda all the ten best prison breaks in video games. First, some rules. Only one game per franchise. Also, I am including games that I haven’t played, because if I didn’t, I would have no idea what I am doing here. Also, it doesn’t matter if the protagonist is trying to break out himself atau if they are trying to break someone else out. If it involves a prisoner breaking out, than it goes on the list. So, with that said, let us start the list.

#10: Stilwater Penitentiary from Saints Row 2



Let’s start with one that’s pretty simple. After waking up from a coma, The Boss, along with the prisoner, Carlos, are forced to find a way out of prison in order to get back to the mainland. So, naturally, the first the the Boss does after waking up from a coma is running through the prison yard, shooting police officers as he and Carlos make their way to the boats. Granted, anda could sneak up to the roof, but that only delays the inevitable shooting from the outside. After getting to the boats, Carlos will drive the perahu to the mainland as the Boss shoots at police boats and helicopters in order to lose them… That’s something I find funny in sandbox missions. anda can slaughter officers and they will be gone in a few menit during missions, but outside of missions, killing officers only increases their numbers. I never understood that. Still, this is a pretty interesting and attention grabbing way to start off a game like Saints Row 2. Good job, developers

#9: kastil, castle Jail from Chrono Trigger



So, for a game that was rated E back in the day, anda should expect that having a girl with anda is punishable with death…. Oh, those old medieval times and their extremely unnecessary punishments. So, after being captured oleh the royal guards for the supposed kidnapping of Princess Nadia, anda are put on trial for it. Of course, if you’re found innocent atau guilty, anda are still diberikan the death penalty no matter what. What I find neat about this one is that anda have two options of escape. anda can either wait for three days, and your friend Lucca will come and save you, atau anda can piss off the guards enough to where anda can attack them and leave through the door. Eventually, anda will regroup with your friends in time to face the boss, a Dragon Tank, which can heal itself if anda don’t destroy the head. It’s pretty simple, and it’s kinda dumb that the king just decides to let anda go once anda escape, but whatever. It’s a JRPG. When did those ever use logic

#8: Coldridge Prison from Dishonored



Just like Saints Row 2, Dishonored starts anda off in a prison as the game's tutorial. However, this one is a bit lebih interesting. After being told that anda were used oleh the Spymaster as a fall guy (That’s old noir talk) for the Empress’s death, anda are then diberikan a letter oleh a group of rebels who wish to have anda gabung them, and leave a key under the note to help anda escape. So, from here, anda are now on your way to the exit. However, there are guards here that anda must be aware of. anda could just walk over and kill them, but the true challenge comes when someone wants to avoid killing everyone in the game, in order to keep Chaos low. Here, anda will need to do an assortment of sneaking through alternate routes and choking guards until they go unconscious. And it all ends with anda jumping off a bridge into the water as guards shoot at anda (Unless anda are better at stealth than I am, which, let me tell you, I am not the best with). It’s simple, sure, but still a neat start to a stealth game.

#7: Bargate Prison from Fable



anda know, I never understood some things about prisons, but tell me why the guards of Bargate prison feel the need to take your clothes when anda are arrested? Seriously, they end up leaving anda in your boxers. Oh well, the escape is pretty interesting. In order to get out of Bargate prison, anda will need to spend a full tahun there, being tortured, and when a whole tahun comes around, anda will be forced into a race, where guards bet on prisoners to see who will win. After winning, anda will be sent to the Warden’s Office, where the prison warden will read to anda a line of poetry… I’m not making this up. While he is reading, anda need to look over the combination on a dinding in order to open one of the three buku that holds the cell key to your cell. After this, anda will be able to break out of prison, as well as your mother, and maybe even the other prisoners if you’re feeling like a good guy. And after that is done, anda will make your way out, only to be faced with a fight against a giant Kraken… It’s not as dangerous as it sounds. As horrible as Peter Molyneux is, at least this was a time before he lost what little of his mind he had left.

#6: Imperial Prison from Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion



Man, there are a lot of game tutorials that take place in prisons. Anyway, anda know anda have a good game when the first person anda meet is a prisoner who insults anda due to what race anda chose. Boy, racism right off the bat. Quite a tutorial. But what makes this one interesting are the many different ways anda can escape. anda can go with the Imperial guards, who will be flanked oleh assassins and killed, leaving anda to fight them, anda can go through a crumbled wall, filled with rats, skeletons, and the body of a Goblin Shaman. After which, anda will arrive to meet the Emperor, who will try to be attacked oleh Mythic Dawn members, which anda will basically kill. And for the first time in forever, the member of royalty actually DOESN’T want the guards to kill you. What a shock. Instead, he gets killed oleh assassins, and anda kill them as well, with the last of the Imperial guards giving anda a key to leave and go out into the world of Oblivion. With all the story being told and all of the events occurring, it’s interesting to see how this all happens just within the tutorial. Easily the best of the prison tutorials.

#5: Forsaken Fortress from Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker



After having Link’s sister, Aryll, taken oleh a giant bird, what is the best thing for a twelve tahun old boy to do? Go to a large prison alone filled with giant monsters with no weapons to find her. Either bravery atau stupidity. I’ll let anda decide on that one. Anyway, This is the only moment besides the opening where anda are empty handed. The place is filled with Moblins and Bokoblins using large cari lights. The only way anda can hide is oleh either staying out of the light atau oleh hiding underneath the barrels. This is so much like Metal Gear Solid in a way (And don’t worry, we’ll get to a Metal Gear Solid entry soon). This is completely different from the other sneaking sections from other Zelda games before. Ocarina of Time had anda going through some kastil, castle hedges. Majora’s Mask had anda go through a Deku garden. All of which had the punishment for getting caught being thrown out with no penalty. They both also had anda go into the Gerudo thieves hideouts, but those were pretty simple. Here, anda are a young boy sneaking past real dangerous monsters. And all this without a weapon. At least Link had weapons in Ocarina of Time and Majora’s Mask. Here, anda got NOTHING! Toon Link is truly the Snake of Zelda.

#4: Island from Resident Evil 4



So, after Ashley gets sent to a prison island, the only thing for the badass Leon to do is to go to that island with a multitude of weapons to go and get her out… Resulting in a lot of things, like much lebih intelligent Ganados that wield better weapons, a J.J, with a mini-gun, a psychotic ex-marine with incredible pisau skills and the dumbest boss fight ever (Krauser), a giant centipede-ish monster, and don’t even get me started on the nightmare inducing Regenerators. This is a lot different from the Spanish village and the large kastil, castle just outside of it. I mean, this is a maximum security facility, complete with gatling guns, large trenches, and even a room with freaking lasers. All of that just screams what Spain is known for. But, of course, this is still a great place, as it is where the climax for the game is, and is a very fun idea. Also, if anda ever wanted to see just how much of an action film this game is, look no further than the freaking helicopter that helps anda blow up Ganados. Seriously, how come no one ever talked about that one?

#3: Groznyj Grad from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater



Yes, I know, Metal Gear Solid probably had a better prison break than this. I’m sorry for not including it. But this one is just so good in my opinion. After being tortured oleh Volgin and having his freaking eye shot out, Snake is left inside of a jail cell, where there different places anda would think to try, but fail. anda can hide under the bed, but that never works. anda could try to stab the guard with a fork, but that never works. No, instead, the only way to get out is to either use Frequency 144.75, get sick for the guard to see, atau use a pill to fake your death. Pretty interesting stuff. And after that, you’re on your own from there. anda have to make it through the prison, all the way ending with anda jumping out of a large pipe into the river in an attempt to avoid capture. anda may just bleed to death once there, but at least you’re out of your prison cell… Well, this is Metal Gear Solid, so it’s gotta be depressing for the protagonist in some way

#2: Undead Asylum from Dark Souls



Am I cheating… Does this count as cheating? I can’t really say, because this looks so much lebih like a prison than an asylum. Asylums don’t have creatures trying to kill anda every chance they get. anda start off pretty weak… obviously for the start of a game. anda are then forced to walk out of your cell and out into the asylum, where other Hollowed prisoners await you. Granted, they aren’t much of a challenge. However, the true challenge comes in the form of the Asylum Demon, who anda can’t even fight the first time anda meet him. anda have to run off into an opening, then go and talk to a dying knight to get some equipment, and once anda got your weapon, then anda can go back and fight him. This prison shows anda how the game works, and it shows anda that this is as easy as the game gets. After anda leave this prison filled with insane hollow undead wanting to kill you, it gets so much harder. Than again, this is Dark Souls, so that isn’t too surprising.

#1: Carnate Island from The Suffering



All of these prisons, while interesting, all just had anda go through them for one atau two levels, and never had to deal with them again after that. The Suffering is all about escaping prison. Only, it is a lot lebih dangerous than anda thought. As a death row inmate, Torque is sent to Carnate Island to the prison there. Here, many horrifying things happen. Monsters come from the ground and start killing everyone there, and all anda can do is do your best to get out of the prison and off of the island. anda are sent through many different parts of the prison, such as the cell blocks, the execution rooms, the boiler room, the courtyard, the old quarry, an abandoned asylum, the underground room, the front of the prison, and the town that surrounds it. It’s interesting how much effort went into just tampilkan anda the prison in a state where even the inmates and crazed officers are not the most dangerous thing there. Oh, and anda gotta cinta the fact that monsters like ones with blades for limbs, creatures that have rifles on their backs, monsters with needles all over their body, and so much lebih horrifying creatures. And in the end, all of this happened because Torque was suspected of killing his wife and kids. Is he innocent atau is he really the one who did it? Well, that’s what the morality system is. Either help the survivors atau kill them. Either way, it will tell anda what happened. But, are we here to talk about prison breaks atau how to be a morally good person. Carnate Island; a dark, terrifying, and insane place to be, but if it isn’t the perfect sign of a hidden horror gem, I don’t know what is.

Well, there anda have it. Did anda enjoy the list? Tell me what anda thought of it. With that said, I will see anda all selanjutnya time.
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Derek: Spring's almost here!
Orion: Finally, now we don't have to freeze.
Stephanie: Now we just need to decide what our show's lineup is for tonight.
Fat Pat: I got it! Three episodes of The Nut House. Pronto!

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. anda can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 20: Another Star

While having lunch in The Nut House...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Man: Come on, girl. Don’t be like that
*A skinny man with ratty hair were standing in front of a woman at a bar. She had been doing her best to ignore them, but they had decided to sit at the table, doing what they could to get her attention*
Woman: I told anda to go away
Man: Aw, come on. Why don’t we go and have some fun. Who knows, anda may just like what I got for you, babe
*The woman struck the man across the face with a slap. The man only chuckled as he punched the woman across the face, sending her to the floor*
Man: I tried to be a nice guy, but anda just had to be a stupid bitch!
*As he...
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Marching Parade: *Going through a railroad crossing*
Trumpet Player: The lights are flashing!
Saxaphone Player: Who cares? We need to keep moving!
Sean: *Stops at the crossing* Well, while I'm waiting for a clear path, let's see those two episodes of Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime.

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 9: Masturbation Escapation

Cassandra was with her friends...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!


Seanthehedgehog Presents

Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9

Discorded

Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes anda is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.

We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.

Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the detik world war in a planet called Earth, and gathered an army of italian humans....
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 16

On A Cold Night

December 1, 1952

It was 6:00 PM. The ponies would be heading halaman awal in an jam after a long hari of work.

Hawkeye: Ugh. It's freezing.
Coffee Creme: How can anypony stand to be out here?
Hawkeye: I've got no idea. We better wait in the station.
Coffee Creme: Or...
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Sean: *Backing into a station with a passenger train*
Jesse: Perfect timing.
Sean: Why?
Jesse: Listen to the musik and you'll find out why.
Sean: We're not in New York City.
Liam: But that's where Bartholomew lives in his spin off. For the 2nd half of our show, we have back to back episodes. Have fun.

My name is Bartholomew Perfect The 55th. I was born in London, 1902. I lived there for nearly my entire life, but in 1951, I moved to Cheyenne Wyoming, which is in The United States of Equestria.

I worked on the Union Pacific as a conductor until June 1953, and I moved into Manehattan to work...
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Thomas: *Puffs out of his sheds* Ah, nice to be back from vacation.
People: *Getting pictures of Thomas*
Thomas: *Smiling* Well, time to work on my branchline. Before I leave however, I got our schedule for tonight's segment of the S.S.S.S.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails - Bak2Bak

8:30 PM - Later

Adventures of Thomas & Friends
The Nut House

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Yes, the best and worst video games of the decade are still coming out on the acak club eventually. I just wanted to talk about something… truly random. The PS DUBs was truly the most unique console out there in the 6th generation. Despite being the biggest thing that was released in that generation, it had a lot of games. Many of them were great and really popular. But when your console is big, everyone wants a piece of the console war pie. And everyone got their games on the PS2 when it was released back in the day. And so many games fell to the wayside, resting on lowly game shelves,...
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Panzer: Yes! We've taken control of the S.S.S.S!
Robert: What are we supposed to do?
Johnny: *Arrives with 12 marines* Give it back!
Panzer: Ah! Fight back before we lose control!! *Fighting Johnny with 20 men dressed as Nazis*
Robert: I'm gonna host this thing before we lose control. I doubt we will, but better aman, brankas than sorry. Here's the lineup.

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime
Sean Meets The PPG
Ponies On The Rails

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime....
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KISS, KISS, KISS! What could be berkata about the band ciuman that hasn’t been said? They were insanely popular, had a recognizable image, Gene Simmons is a hack and I will probably hear from his lawyers for slander because he is that desperate to be acknowledged. But the point is, ciuman was crazy populer and had merch all over the place. Toys, lighters, and crossovers galore. I was familiar with the music, mostly the songs from Tony Hawk’s Underground. Fucking Scooby-Doo had a crossover with them for some reason. So, naturally, a video game was expected to be in the works at some point. So,...
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. My name is Peirce Hawkins, though someponies prefer to call me Hawkeye. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh. Well, not all of them came from me, but I tried! Now let's take...
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I never grew up with the older consoles of the 80s and 90s, and among those was the Super Nintendo. Not that I didn’t want one. Hell, when I saw games like Link to the Past, Mega Man X, and Castlevania IV, those were the kinds of things I would be happy to play. And I was able to get some SNES games off the Wii toko Channel before it died. One of those games being the RPG classic, Final fantasi VI, atau three in America, because of localization stuff- Don’t think too much about it
Final fantasi VI follows, well, a ton of characters. The mysterious girl Terra, the treasure hunter Locke,...
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*The Senator laughed a vicious laugh, standing atop the precipice of his large tower. The Senator turned his face to the Knights of Right, the large group of superheroes that gathered to stop the hero, lead oleh the two greatest heroes of them all. The cybernetic billionaire with a body of iron and wires, but a jantung of gold, White Dragon, and the champion of humanity from an alien planet, Mr. Marvelous. The Senator laughed once lebih as he stared down at the heroes, crossing his arms. His large masculine figure shown through his dark black suit and red tie. He stared at the two heroes and shouted,...
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Blossom: *Playing jump rope while doing hop scotch*
Bubbles: Nice.
Buttercup: At least I'm the host.
Bubbles: But where's the music?
Buttercup: *Kicks a radio*

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Buttercup: Uh, not what I had in mind, but it'll end soon anyway. We're going to play Nightmare Moonraker.

A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh anda from United States of Equestria?
Con:...
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So I talk about quite a few things on here, most of them with varying levels of popularity. So what better way to grab people’s attention then with good old 2000s nostalgia. So I wanna talk about Ed, Edd, n Eddy, a favoite tampil of mine from my childhoo- wait, Ed, Edd n Eddy came out in the 90s, fuck!



Ed, Edd n Eddy is one of the greatest kartun in, probably of all time. I know for a fact that it’s my favorit show. Where other famous shows tried and failed, Ed, Edd n Eddy succeeded. Spongebob is good, but it had some rough years. The Simpsons is alright, but it is in desperate need...
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Liam: This is the same song as earlier!
Derek: I will keep playing different versions of this song until someone buys my Ford.
Sean: Oh *Blows his horn* this. *Crashes into the Ford*
Derek: Never mind. *Hops onto one of Sean's passenger cars* Enjoy some back to back episodes of The Nut House.

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. anda can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House....
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(Considered originally wrote sometime in 2003 atau 2004, based loosely Call of Duty 3.. But the story was rewritten and made public in August 23, 2013 in FictionPress, here was the result.. May not be very good, but here's still the story)




FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James gagak was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed oleh one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks kind of like the one Captain Prices has in...
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anda know, I've always made some pretty fucking awesome nicknames over the years. Examples are ToxicPlayer676, CycloneZero409, AeroBlaze327, DeathStarfy525, MediaCritic626, the daftar goes on and on.

But seriously, WHY THE FUCK did I pick "deathding"? What the fuck does that mean? Is that in correlation with some strange past reference? Is it some kind of puzzle piece to the Da Vinci Code? Is it the name of the gods that saved the space-time continuum from Tsubasa in The Bible, Psalms 49?

FUCK NO!

deathding is such a lame-ass name! It makes no sense, and it's not good at all! And I've made TONS of...
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Percy: *Throwing records onto the ground* We gotta find a song! WE GOTTA FIND A SONG!!!
Sean The Hedgehog: Let's use this one that we haven't used in a long time.

Song: link

Parker: Oh no, it's that song again! *Punches Stylo*
Percy: What have anda started?! *Grabs a chair, and hits Sean in the head*
Sean The Hedgehog: WHAT DO anda MEAN?!?! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!

Everyone started to fight each other for no reason.

Mily: *Arrives with a passenger train, watching several people fight near her* Whoa. *Passing the fighters, and is now safe* Hi, I'm Mily. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories....
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What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.

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Toby: So anda think anda can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: anda better believe it.
Toby: And anda won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all oleh myself. You, Tim, and everypony will cinta it.

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Pony On Motorcycle: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*

Intro
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Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting selanjutnya to her*...
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