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posted by deathding
HEY! What do anda think you're doing!?

???: Excuse us, but the administrators of fanpop have told us to lock anda in here. But have no worries, for we have diberikan anda a fun task to work on while they want anda trapped in here!

Oh yeah. Because solitary confinement is so much fun. >.<

???: They want anda to jot down any and all thoughts that come open your mind. Let us know when you've gone insane! :)

*Door Slams*


That was the worst fuckin' prologue ever. 1/10 for character development, and 0/10 for kindness.

Well, since I have nothing else to do, here it goes. I suppose.

Wait a minute, I might be able to make a beat out of that! One second, please...

♫I berkata here it goes, I suppose, because lord knows that this assignment is a load of toads!♫

Ah, screw that. This is why I never became a rapper. :P

...But what if KONATA IZUMI FROM LUCKY bintang WAS A RAPPER!?

 U FRIGGIN' WOT M8 IMMA FRICKIN' 'BOUT TO SKOOL UR pantat, keledai SO DAMN HARD M8 U AIN'T GOT NO CHANCE MAN THINK U CAN STAND UP 2 ME BICH PLZ FAM
U FRIGGIN' WOT M8 IMMA FRICKIN' 'BOUT TO SKOOL UR pantat, keledai SO DAMN HARD M8 U AIN'T GOT NO CHANCE MAN THINK U CAN STAND UP 2 ME BICH PLZ FAM


Who am I kidding, that's the worst idea I've had all year. Fuckin' weeaboo trash.

....Why am I here?

....What is my purpose in life?

And most importantly, why am I still a virgin?

...The time is 4:32 PM and I wanna hang myself.

Haha, I still remember back in the hari when people would do those jump-scare videos. Just reminds me, that's all.

Ooh, I cinta this song! link

I will literally drive anda to delirium oleh making anda think whether atau not the video is a jump-scare. Just havin' some fun. :)

Which is clearly not as abundant in this prison cell as I would've wanted. :P

???: Hey, you! In there, have anda got a moment?

Sure, and take your damn time. Bring me a pizza while you're at it, not like I have anything else to do.

???: Thanks, and sure...So what exactly are anda doing in here?

I dunno, some nimrods told me to think of acak shit in here. Not that it's my definition of entertaining. *Nibbles on Pizza*

???: Hey, mind if I gabung you? I just ran away from an asylum, so I'm pretty fresh on ideas! Name's Wesley, nice to meet'cha! :)

Man, I'm making some FINE friends today. :P


Wesley: Hey, have anda ever wondered what it would be like if a giant blue flying pizza took control of a puncak, atas secret terrorist organization in 2093 while simultaneously bernyanyi a pop song and whipping an innocent VHS Player?

 *Accurate Representation*
*Accurate Representation*


...Just what in the FUCK did anda guys talk about in that asylum again?

Wesley: Nothing too out of the ordin-AH!

*Throws Out Window*

And DON'T COME BACK!

Wesley: Man, they don't pay me enough for this. @___@

They don't pay anda at all, haha!

So anyway...Fuck, has it only been an hour? Something please happen already!

*KNOCK KNOCK*

He-hey, that plot manipulation though! WHO'S THE MAN? ;)

Fanpop: This is the fanpop staff, put'cher hands in the air!

♫Like anda don't care, gliiiide oleh the people as they start to look and stare! :D♫

*Chock Guns*

Huh, I guess they're not a fan of Cameo. :P

Fanpop: Now give us your wallet!

...You're actually serious? That thing's lebih empty than Russia's economy after the first World War!

Fanpop: Okay, now you're going to die.

Wait, the fanpop staff is made up of Russians?

Fanpop: Больно, ублюдок, мальчики!

FUCK! If only I had the script of this ahead of time. Now I know not to make references to history ever again. anda hearing this, Mauserfan?

*Approximately .000001 detik later....*

JESUS, do they know how to tie anda up quickly atau what? If only they were that fast in bed, haha!

*Throws in decayed chamber filled with rats*

Fanpop: Now STAY in there!


Sure thing, but anda forgot something...

Fanpop: ?

You're not Fanpop, you're just some corrupted copy of them!

Fanpop: How dare anda accuse us of not being the REAL Fanpop!

Guys, give it up. I mean, anda all have mustaches that would make Mario jealous.

Fanpop: Yeah, so what?

Alright, fine. Can anda tell me when fanpop was created?

Fanpop: Uhh, in 1996-

*SLAM*

AND STAY OUT! ;)


Wesley: How's it goin', anda guys got thrown out too? XD

Fanpop: Мы бы сошли с рук, если бы не это вмешательство в Смерть!

Now, to finish this article. It should be something dramatic, like...a POEM! Yeah, channel my inner Edgar Allen Poe. The girls'll be all over me.

A Maniac's Thoughts, A Maniac's Thoughts

Oh how they got so lost in the plot

To their own demise have I seen

How surprisingly fun of an afternoon that this has bean

What, you're telling me that kacang doesn't count, be quiet!

One lebih word outta anda and I'll start a riot!

Like that one Three Days Grace song, but I digress

...Man, this is one weird fucking article, no contest

Anyway, I gotta go now, and no offense to the Russians!

Then again, it's the Internet, they've already started the hate discussions

Being complete assholes, and akting like tools

I shall leave on this note:

APRIL FUCKIN' FOOLS!
posted by invadercalliope
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE anda AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING anda 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST bintang IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T anda EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO anda BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF atau I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the tampil earlyer!Bye!
The End
posted by invadercalliope
Today i am going to make up a crazy story about me going to the beach!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying halaman awal and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING oleh TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go oleh car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!
posted by trentgwenfan1
i cinta cereal yes i do

i cinta cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i cinta cerial yes i do i cinta cerial anda better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if anda can't have crealeal

do not steal

i cinta creal yes we do i cinta ceral anda should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i cinta ccerale yes i do

i cinta crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some acak songs anda made up plz commet
1.where anda keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid atau nawt!!
3.Who anda talk 2 on the phone
4.THat anda are super jelous atau other girls (or boys)
5.That anda hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up anda will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That anda have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart anda are at fixing things.


GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!
 I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that anda can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the halaman awal Depot is lebih saving and lebih doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are lebih than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...
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esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post update if anda want :)
me-i ran as fast as a could i forgot there was stairs so i fall so hard i went right threw the floor and in to the basement i cant get out HELP sence i cant get out i had to explore the basement and girl/or boy anda do not want to be down there *slap fingers*

only for lebih hours and my friends will come and get me i hope so :( i kept walking till i saw it there behind the certin as the wind was blowing it a cat that poor cat must of died of hunger i had to something so i went up to it and i could hear in a low voice but still freaky get away from MY body
there was no way i could have yelled i...
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posted by outsidersfan_14
i hope anda like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first artikel i put on here so plz komentar , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format


YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know anda amy not understand
but if anda can
please understand
I see anda underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would anda say? take this away
If i told anda how i feel, would it be real atau is this all fake??

Chourus: your cinta is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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i was sad one day
i was walking in the street
feeling sad and alone
the boy i have a crush on is my first best friend
and my other best friend
who's also a boy
to wich i say everything to
has a crush on me and just admited it
i was walking in the jalan, street
feeling sad and alone
my house is a little farther
and i'm actually enjoying the nice breeze
i take my ipod out of my jeans pocket
and put john mayer's your body is a wonderland
and i buy some licerish
and i turn the volume up
and start dancing in the street
i get farther from home
to a little hill
and i sleep on the ground lookin up
there's no one selanjutnya to me
i...
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posted by aya3
it is some traditions...it is useful to know it...^_^
1st:SUMMER:
every tahun people build bonfires on hilltops all over Cornwall in the south_west of england these fires are a celebration of summer and they lit on the night after the summer solstice(on 22 June). the ceremony isn`t performed in English it is performed in Cornish , an old Celtic language.

2nd: SPRING:
the helston `furry(floral) dance` is one of the oldest festivals in england it takes place in hellstone an old Cornish town ,it celebrates the coming of the spring the `dance` is procession throw the narrow streets of the town the men...
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posted by Jamie38459
Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, kue, cookie and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).
As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's hari time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get halaman awal so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it halaman awal in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...
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posted by HaiSuG96
RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, video and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i cinta my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones anda see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they cinta their haters, and sometimes I think "if anda cinta your haters, then why do anda hate back?" seriously....
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posted by orangeturnip
when that malaikat sits on my shoulder
whispers into my jantung
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the malaikat appears to anda in form of desire
anda float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
anda jump about
cos anda cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this malaikat with her good intensions
will make anda fly
the malaikat will make anda cry
the malaikat will make anda feel how others feel
so anda can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the malaikat and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already lost
EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A hari dont go oleh anda dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF anda do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta anda XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie:...
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posted by hotice
" I know what anda want from me.you want me to tell anda my tale like the group before me had" "To know why they sent me here to anda . why i am different from everone else " . "But if i tell anda i could get a lot of people around me hurt " berkata the girl.

"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what anda will tell me today " berkata the man .

"Alright but anda will not like what i tell anda .' 'I do not know where to begin ."

"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " berkata the man " i am doctor after all."

"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "

alright if anda want hear lebih . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u
♥♥♥.............again found this.not oleh me!

Here they are:

1. Do not be late.

2. Do not put your feet on the desk.

3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.

4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger atau a long protruding nose hair.

5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.

6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.

7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.

8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American atau Mexican flag.

9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance atau anything else that might be considered ......
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
how anda chose to express yourself
is all your own and i can tell
it comes naturally
it comes naturally

you follow what anda feel inside
listen to it,you have to try
it comes naturally
mmmmm it comes naturally

and it takes my breath away
what anda do so naturally

CHORUS
you are the thunder and
i am the lightening
and i cinta the way anda know
who anda are and to me it's exciting
when anda know it's meant to be
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally when your with me baby
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally
ba ba baby

you have a way of moving me
a force of nature your energy
it comes...
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posted by Fangirl99
As Vanessa walked into the spooky house,she looked for Dr.Vamp.

"hello?is anybody here?hello?"

"Good evening,"a voice called out sounding a lot like Dracula.

"huh?whos that?"Vanessa asked the voice with no body.

"Turn around."called the voice

so she did,and turned to a white man with very pale skin,and red lip stick

"come,sit."said the white man,pointing to his chair.

"Hello,i am Dr.Vamp.Who do we have here?"

"My name is Vanessa Colorado,and ive been experiencing strange behavior."

"mhm,like what?"

"well,at school today,i bit someones arm"

"Did blood come out"

"a little"

"were there marks?"

" yes,tiny ones,though."...
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