???: Excuse us, but the administrators of fanpop have told us to lock anda in here. But have no worries, for we have diberikan anda a fun task to work on while they want anda trapped in here!
Oh yeah. Because solitary confinement is so much fun. >.<
???: They want anda to jot down any and all thoughts that come open your mind. Let us know when you've gone insane! :)
*Door Slams*
That was the worst fuckin' prologue ever. 1/10 for character development, and 0/10 for kindness.
Well, since I have nothing else to do, here it goes. I suppose.
Wait a minute, I might be able to make a beat out of that! One second, please...
♫I berkata here it goes, I suppose, because lord knows that this assignment is a load of toads!♫
Ah, screw that. This is why I never became a rapper. :P
...But what if KONATA IZUMI FROM LUCKY bintang WAS A RAPPER!?
U FRIGGIN' WOT M8 IMMA FRICKIN' 'BOUT TO SKOOL UR pantat, keledai SO DAMN HARD M8 U AIN'T GOT NO CHANCE MAN THINK U CAN STAND UP 2 ME BICH PLZ FAM
Who am I kidding, that's the worst idea I've had all year. Fuckin' weeaboo trash.
....Why am I here?
....What is my purpose in life?
And most importantly, why am I still a virgin?
...The time is 4:32 PM and I wanna hang myself.
Haha, I still remember back in the hari when people would do those jump-scare videos. Just reminds me, that's all.
Ooh, I cinta this song! link
I will literally drive anda to delirium oleh making anda think whether atau not the video is a jump-scare. Just havin' some fun. :)
Which is clearly not as abundant in this prison cell as I would've wanted. :P
???: Hey, you! In there, have anda got a moment?
Sure, and take your damn time. Bring me a pizza while you're at it, not like I have anything else to do.
???: Thanks, and sure...So what exactly are anda doing in here?
I dunno, some nimrods told me to think of acak shit in here. Not that it's my definition of entertaining. *Nibbles on Pizza*
???: Hey, mind if I gabung you? I just ran away from an asylum, so I'm pretty fresh on ideas! Name's Wesley, nice to meet'cha! :)
Man, I'm making some FINE friends today. :P
Wesley: Hey, have anda ever wondered what it would be like if a giant blue flying pizza took control of a puncak, atas secret terrorist organization in 2093 while simultaneously bernyanyi a pop song and whipping an innocent VHS Player?
*Accurate Representation*
...Just what in the FUCK did anda guys talk about in that asylum again?
Wesley: Nothing too out of the ordin-AH!
*Throws Out Window*
And DON'T COME BACK!
Wesley: Man, they don't pay me enough for this. @___@
They don't pay anda at all, haha!
So anyway...Fuck, has it only been an hour? Something please happen already!
*KNOCK KNOCK*
He-hey, that plot manipulation though! WHO'S THE MAN? ;)
Fanpop: This is the fanpop staff, put'cher hands in the air!
♫Like anda don't care, gliiiide oleh the people as they start to look and stare! :D♫
*Chock Guns*
Huh, I guess they're not a fan of Cameo. :P
Fanpop: Now give us your wallet!
...You're actually serious? That thing's lebih empty than Russia's economy after the first World War!
Fanpop: Okay, now you're going to die.
Wait, the fanpop staff is made up of Russians?
Fanpop: Больно, ублюдок, мальчики!
FUCK! If only I had the script of this ahead of time. Now I know not to make references to history ever again. anda hearing this, Mauserfan?
*Approximately .000001 detik later....*
JESUS, do they know how to tie anda up quickly atau what? If only they were that fast in bed, haha!
*Throws in decayed chamber filled with rats*
Fanpop: Now STAY in there!
Sure thing, but anda forgot something...
Fanpop: ?
You're not Fanpop, you're just some corrupted copy of them!
Fanpop: How dare anda accuse us of not being the REAL Fanpop!
Guys, give it up. I mean, anda all have mustaches that would make Mario jealous.
Fanpop: Yeah, so what?
Alright, fine. Can anda tell me when fanpop was created?
Fanpop: Uhh, in 1996-
*SLAM*
AND STAY OUT! ;)
Wesley: How's it goin', anda guys got thrown out too? XD
Fanpop: Мы бы сошли с рук, если бы не это вмешательство в Смерть!
Now, to finish this article. It should be something dramatic, like...a POEM! Yeah, channel my inner Edgar Allen Poe. The girls'll be all over me.
A Maniac's Thoughts, A Maniac's Thoughts
Oh how they got so lost in the plot
To their own demise have I seen
How surprisingly fun of an afternoon that this has bean
What, you're telling me that kacang doesn't count, be quiet!
One lebih word outta anda and I'll start a riot!
Like that one Three Days Grace song, but I digress
...Man, this is one weird fucking article, no contest
Anyway, I gotta go now, and no offense to the Russians!
Then again, it's the Internet, they've already started the hate discussions
Being complete assholes, and akting like tools
I shall leave on this note:
APRIL FUCKIN' FOOLS!
A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead atau alive
They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze
We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
anda can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong atau right
But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
anda can still hear that voice through the smoky haze
We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
anda can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead atau alive
They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze
We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
anda can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong atau right
But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
anda can still hear that voice through the smoky haze
We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
anda can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
