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How do I become sarcastic?
CANADA24; anda answer pertanyaan such as THIS one.


My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; anda get off the fuckin computer and go outside!


Can anda get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!


Why are bayi ugly at first?
CANADA24; anda try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!


How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; anda take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.


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anda are sitting on the dipan, sofa waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with anda for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny anda say back. Are anda ready to watch the movie anda ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are anda ok?" anda ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) anda are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly anda are Gold. anda hold his chest as anda are pushing him was y and say " anda watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I cinta you."...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: anda EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, anda LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can anda tell...
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Lefty requested this article. If anda haven't seen all of the film in question. I'll let it be known there's going to be spoilers. Most of the film I am going to be talking about are older however.

There's times despite enjoying the multitude of possibilities recreating the wheel can offer. I prefer people go back to basics atau draw up another idea to better fit the project. atau quite frankly copy the same idea.

Example: In Dark Phoenix: When the X-men were carrying out their mission.. why was it necessary to have cyclops use some sort of beam focuser (Or whatever it was) to stop the rocket...
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How is it going, everyone. Welcome back to Watching Outside Your Xbox Window While anda Rant at Night. I’m your host, TatsMojo, and today, we’ll be taking a look at the strangest video games that anda have never heard of. Number 10: Katamari Damacy. This strange little gem was made on the weird side of the world, Japan. You’ve probably never heard of this (What the fuck am I doing?)
In all seriousness, when I hear about these weird games and the whole, “What were these developers doing? Snorting LSD and drinking PSP and doing funny weed?” is a mindset that just screams that anda really...
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I do think that anda probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add lebih to the daftar when I find lebih sites I think anda should probably avoid. So if anyone sends anda link to the following sites, anda have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad oleh the name of the link but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS anda ARE A SICKO I ADVISE anda NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...
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posted by CullenProperty
60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as anda are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let anda see us cry, unless we want anda to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if anda are interested. But we will later deny it atau make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot atau sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for anda (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if anda don't like what we wear...
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I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are anda busy?" atau "Are anda doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all hari but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated oleh you.
I was so enchanted oleh your beauty that I ran into that dinding over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime anda passed by, just so I could stare at anda a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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1. malaikat Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying atau you'll get some action faster than a pit banteng on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all anda want even if she is the kind who will out chug anda in bir and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names anda never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
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Good truth atau dare Questions

Truth atau dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth atau dare questions, which will help anda to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream anda have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality atau feature anda would like to change about yourself?

Do anda have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend atau boyfriend's friend?

Do anda think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
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posted by CullenProperty
1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys cinta flirts.
3. A guy can like anda for a minute, and then forget anda afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are anda doing something?" atau "Have anda eaten already?" are the first usual pertanyaan a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all hari but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...
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posted by milorox18
1. I cinta the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I cinta the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I cinta the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I cinta the way anda look at me.

5. I cinta how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I cinta the way I can’t imagine a hari without anda in my life.

7. I cinta the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I cinta the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I cinta the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I cinta how I know you’ll always be there when I need anda to be.

11....
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TRUTH

Who do anda have a crush on?

If anda had to tanggal anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity anda would want to make out with

Name five people anda hate and why anda hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have anda ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If anda did, what did anda do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have anda ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have anda had your first kiss, if anda have, were was it and who was it with?

Have anda ever seen a parent naked?

Have anda ever seen binatang reproducing?

Have anda stalked anyone,...
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1. Go outside, and if anda see someone, take the acak person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic ciuman scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger kursi of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why anjing only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to bernyanyi in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...
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1- eye contact , if anda notice him staring a lot at anda ..like lebih than 5 times in the same hari .(unless anda got a stain on your shirt)
2- if anda and him were in the same area , he would be with anda in every where anda walk to ( like a party atau a konser ..etc)
3- he would sit selanjutnya to anda in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream atau laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to anda hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if anda drop something , he would be the first to get it for...
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posted by bellabrowneyes
found this stuff and i wanted to share with anda guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person selanjutnya to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your pertanyaan to the class.

6.Sit in...
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posted by smileypop9
1.When anda walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a alat pendingin, pendingin that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up daftar is on my meja tulis, meja for the part anda would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up daftar on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...
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Sweetie
Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Little Cabbage (French)
Love of my Life
Angel
Beloved
Dear
Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Heart’s Desire
Honey Bun
Poubelle
Honeybunch
Lamb
Jewel
Loveling
Pearl
Pet
Precious
Princess
Prince
My Sweet
Sugar
Treasure
True Love
Beautiful
Beauty
Gem
Saint
Light of my Life
Object of my Affection
Angel Face
Babe
Buttercup
Button
Cherub
Chica
Dumpling
Little Angel
Little Darling
Little Doll
Number One
Prize
Tootsie
Doll Face
My Idol
My Everything
My Life
Object of My Affection
True Love
One and Only
Inamorata
Inamorato
My Passion
Valentine
Dove
Honey Bunny
Smoochy
Babycake
Dream Girl
Dream...
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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, atau to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get anda in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly oleh giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the selanjutnya family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - anda may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin topi and feed him grapes when...
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