HEY! What do anda think you're doing!?
???: Excuse us, but the administrators of fanpop have told us to lock anda in here. But have no worries, for we have diberikan anda a fun task to work on while they want anda trapped in here!
Oh yeah. Because solitary confinement is so much fun. >.<
???: They want anda to jot down any and all thoughts that come open your mind. Let us know when you've gone insane! :)
*Door Slams*
That was the worst fuckin' prologue ever. 1/10 for character development, and 0/10 for kindness.
Well, since I have nothing else to do, here it goes. I suppose.
Wait a minute, I might be able to make a beat out of that! One second, please...
♫I berkata here it goes, I suppose, because lord knows that this assignment is a load of toads!♫
Ah, screw that. This is why I never became a rapper. :P
...But what if KONATA IZUMI FROM LUCKY bintang WAS A RAPPER!?
Who am I kidding, that's the worst idea I've had all year. Fuckin' weeaboo trash.
....Why am I here?
....What is my purpose in life?
And most importantly, why am I still a virgin?
...The time is 4:32 PM and I wanna hang myself.
Haha, I still remember back in the hari when people would do those jump-scare videos. Just reminds me, that's all.
Ooh, I cinta this song! link
I will literally drive anda to delirium oleh making anda think whether atau not the video is a jump-scare. Just havin' some fun. :)
Which is clearly not as abundant in this prison cell as I would've wanted. :P
???: Hey, you! In there, have anda got a moment?
Sure, and take your damn time. Bring me a pizza while you're at it, not like I have anything else to do.
???: Thanks, and sure...So what exactly are anda doing in here?
I dunno, some nimrods told me to think of acak shit in here. Not that it's my definition of entertaining. *Nibbles on Pizza*
???: Hey, mind if I gabung you? I just ran away from an asylum, so I'm pretty fresh on ideas! Name's Wesley, nice to meet'cha! :)
Man, I'm making some FINE friends today. :P
Wesley: Hey, have anda ever wondered what it would be like if a giant blue flying pizza took control of a puncak, atas secret terrorist organization in 2093 while simultaneously bernyanyi a pop song and whipping an innocent VHS Player?
...Just what in the FUCK did anda guys talk about in that asylum again?
Wesley: Nothing too out of the ordin-AH!
*Throws Out Window*
And DON'T COME BACK!
Wesley: Man, they don't pay me enough for this. @___@
They don't pay anda at all, haha!
So anyway...Fuck, has it only been an hour? Something please happen already!
*KNOCK KNOCK*
He-hey, that plot manipulation though! WHO'S THE MAN? ;)
Fanpop: This is the fanpop staff, put'cher hands in the air!
♫Like anda don't care, gliiiide oleh the people as they start to look and stare! :D♫
*Chock Guns*
Huh, I guess they're not a fan of Cameo. :P
Fanpop: Now give us your wallet!
...You're actually serious? That thing's lebih empty than Russia's economy after the first World War!
Fanpop: Okay, now you're going to die.
Wait, the fanpop staff is made up of Russians?
Fanpop: Больно, ублюдок, мальчики!
FUCK! If only I had the script of this ahead of time. Now I know not to make references to history ever again. anda hearing this, Mauserfan?
*Approximately .000001 detik later....*
JESUS, do they know how to tie anda up quickly atau what? If only they were that fast in bed, haha!
*Throws in decayed chamber filled with rats*
Fanpop: Now STAY in there!
Sure thing, but anda forgot something...
Fanpop: ?
You're not Fanpop, you're just some corrupted copy of them!
Fanpop: How dare anda accuse us of not being the REAL Fanpop!
Guys, give it up. I mean, anda all have mustaches that would make Mario jealous.
Fanpop: Yeah, so what?
Alright, fine. Can anda tell me when fanpop was created?
Fanpop: Uhh, in 1996-
*SLAM*
AND STAY OUT! ;)
Wesley: How's it goin', anda guys got thrown out too? XD
Fanpop: Мы бы сошли с рук, если бы не это вмешательство в Смерть!
Now, to finish this article. It should be something dramatic, like...a POEM! Yeah, channel my inner Edgar Allen Poe. The girls'll be all over me.
A Maniac's Thoughts, A Maniac's Thoughts
Oh how they got so lost in the plot
To their own demise have I seen
How surprisingly fun of an afternoon that this has bean
What, you're telling me that kacang doesn't count, be quiet!
One lebih word outta anda and I'll start a riot!
Like that one Three Days Grace song, but I digress
...Man, this is one weird fucking article, no contest
Anyway, I gotta go now, and no offense to the Russians!
Then again, it's the Internet, they've already started the hate discussions
Being complete assholes, and akting like tools
I shall leave on this note:
APRIL FUCKIN' FOOLS!
???: Excuse us, but the administrators of fanpop have told us to lock anda in here. But have no worries, for we have diberikan anda a fun task to work on while they want anda trapped in here!
Oh yeah. Because solitary confinement is so much fun. >.<
???: They want anda to jot down any and all thoughts that come open your mind. Let us know when you've gone insane! :)
*Door Slams*
That was the worst fuckin' prologue ever. 1/10 for character development, and 0/10 for kindness.
Well, since I have nothing else to do, here it goes. I suppose.
Wait a minute, I might be able to make a beat out of that! One second, please...
♫I berkata here it goes, I suppose, because lord knows that this assignment is a load of toads!♫
Ah, screw that. This is why I never became a rapper. :P
...But what if KONATA IZUMI FROM LUCKY bintang WAS A RAPPER!?
Who am I kidding, that's the worst idea I've had all year. Fuckin' weeaboo trash.
....Why am I here?
....What is my purpose in life?
And most importantly, why am I still a virgin?
...The time is 4:32 PM and I wanna hang myself.
Haha, I still remember back in the hari when people would do those jump-scare videos. Just reminds me, that's all.
Ooh, I cinta this song! link
I will literally drive anda to delirium oleh making anda think whether atau not the video is a jump-scare. Just havin' some fun. :)
Which is clearly not as abundant in this prison cell as I would've wanted. :P
???: Hey, you! In there, have anda got a moment?
Sure, and take your damn time. Bring me a pizza while you're at it, not like I have anything else to do.
???: Thanks, and sure...So what exactly are anda doing in here?
I dunno, some nimrods told me to think of acak shit in here. Not that it's my definition of entertaining. *Nibbles on Pizza*
???: Hey, mind if I gabung you? I just ran away from an asylum, so I'm pretty fresh on ideas! Name's Wesley, nice to meet'cha! :)
Man, I'm making some FINE friends today. :P
Wesley: Hey, have anda ever wondered what it would be like if a giant blue flying pizza took control of a puncak, atas secret terrorist organization in 2093 while simultaneously bernyanyi a pop song and whipping an innocent VHS Player?
...Just what in the FUCK did anda guys talk about in that asylum again?
Wesley: Nothing too out of the ordin-AH!
*Throws Out Window*
And DON'T COME BACK!
Wesley: Man, they don't pay me enough for this. @___@
They don't pay anda at all, haha!
So anyway...Fuck, has it only been an hour? Something please happen already!
*KNOCK KNOCK*
He-hey, that plot manipulation though! WHO'S THE MAN? ;)
Fanpop: This is the fanpop staff, put'cher hands in the air!
♫Like anda don't care, gliiiide oleh the people as they start to look and stare! :D♫
*Chock Guns*
Huh, I guess they're not a fan of Cameo. :P
Fanpop: Now give us your wallet!
...You're actually serious? That thing's lebih empty than Russia's economy after the first World War!
Fanpop: Okay, now you're going to die.
Wait, the fanpop staff is made up of Russians?
Fanpop: Больно, ублюдок, мальчики!
FUCK! If only I had the script of this ahead of time. Now I know not to make references to history ever again. anda hearing this, Mauserfan?
*Approximately .000001 detik later....*
JESUS, do they know how to tie anda up quickly atau what? If only they were that fast in bed, haha!
*Throws in decayed chamber filled with rats*
Fanpop: Now STAY in there!
Sure thing, but anda forgot something...
Fanpop: ?
You're not Fanpop, you're just some corrupted copy of them!
Fanpop: How dare anda accuse us of not being the REAL Fanpop!
Guys, give it up. I mean, anda all have mustaches that would make Mario jealous.
Fanpop: Yeah, so what?
Alright, fine. Can anda tell me when fanpop was created?
Fanpop: Uhh, in 1996-
*SLAM*
AND STAY OUT! ;)
Wesley: How's it goin', anda guys got thrown out too? XD
Fanpop: Мы бы сошли с рук, если бы не это вмешательство в Смерть!
Now, to finish this article. It should be something dramatic, like...a POEM! Yeah, channel my inner Edgar Allen Poe. The girls'll be all over me.
A Maniac's Thoughts, A Maniac's Thoughts
Oh how they got so lost in the plot
To their own demise have I seen
How surprisingly fun of an afternoon that this has bean
What, you're telling me that kacang doesn't count, be quiet!
One lebih word outta anda and I'll start a riot!
Like that one Three Days Grace song, but I digress
...Man, this is one weird fucking article, no contest
Anyway, I gotta go now, and no offense to the Russians!
Then again, it's the Internet, they've already started the hate discussions
Being complete assholes, and akting like tools
I shall leave on this note:
APRIL FUCKIN' FOOLS!
To realize the value of a sister, ask someone who doesn't have one. To realize the value of ten years, ask a newly divorced couple. To realize the value of four years, ask a graduate. To realize the value of one year, ask a student who has failed a final exam. To realize the value of nine months, ask a mother who gave birth to a still born. To realize the value of one month, ask a mother who has diberikan birth to a premature baby. To realize the value of one week, ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize the value of one hour, ask the pasangan who are waiting to meet. To realize the value of one minute, ask a person who has missed the train, bus atau plane. To realize the value of one-second, ask a person who has survived an accident. To realize the value of one millisecond, ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics. To realize the value of a friend, lose one.
Moral: Don't take everything for granted.
Moral: Don't take everything for granted.