1. anda grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. anda take foto of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when anda sneeze.
5. anda don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at starbucks and anda don’t even work there.
7. anda spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your kucing are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. anda can’t even remember your detik cup.
10. anda can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. anda take foto of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when anda sneeze.
5. anda don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at starbucks and anda don’t even work there.
7. anda spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your kucing are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. anda can’t even remember your detik cup.
10. anda can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
1. Ruin there favorit dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with sup and prank him.
8. ciuman her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up oleh me. ^ ^
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with sup and prank him.
8. ciuman her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up oleh me. ^ ^
No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.
1. "Highway Star", oleh Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", oleh Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", oleh Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", oleh ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", oleh Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", oleh Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", oleh Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", oleh Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", oleh Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", oleh Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", oleh The Runaways
12. "Mother, oleh Danzig
13. "Voodoo", oleh Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", oleh Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", oleh Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", oleh Autograph
17. "I cinta anda Period", oleh Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", oleh Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", oleh Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", oleh Kansas
