acak Article: Ten Ways to Know You're Drinking too Much Coffee

5

Ten Ways to Know You're Drinking too Much Coffee

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. anda grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. anda take foto of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when anda sneeze.
5. anda don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at starbucks and anda don’t even work there.
7. anda spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your kucing are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. anda can’t even remember your detik cup.
10. anda can jump-start your car without cables.

*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***

deathding, animefreak21 and 3 others like this

Shadowmarioking and that is why i don't drink coffee!

alismouha Lol.

yukikiyruu lol:)i don,t drink coffee but it is nice

MarMar_XigLux Holy shit...Better stop drinking Coffee then xD Lol but I don't have Cats...I have DOGS! Bwaha!

Simone1209 I drink coffee in ice blends love it!!! :D

gay man wedding

added by andy10B

2

boob

added by Mauserfan1910

Source: boob

Johnny Lightning Episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Cincinatti Ohio. Four men were in a black Suburban were driving towards a warehouse called M&M Metals International Inc. One of them was Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Looks to the man sitting in the back with him*
Narrator: Before joining the CIA, I was a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I didn't like the fact that it was corrupt, and decided to transfer. Some federal boys on the other hand, did not want me to transfer to the CIA. Once a bulan since my transfer, they've been sending me at least five E-mails, trying to make out deals to get me back.
Driver: *Stops the Suburban*...

2

20 normal facts about everything

posted by miisous92

1-It's considered rude to write in red ink in Portugal.
2-Although the bobcat is rarely seen, it is the most common wildcat in North America.
3-The Chinese giant salamander can grow to be 6 feet (1.8 m) long, making it the largest salamander in the world.

4-Because the speed of Earth's rotation changes over time, a hari in the age of dinosaurus was just 23 hours long.

5-There are lebih than 1,200 water parks in North America.

6-It would take 100 Earths, lined up end-to-end, to stretch across the face of the sun.

7-The highest wave ever surfed was as tall as a 10-story building.

8-Some apples can weigh...

mouse God

added by EgoMouse

IMG 1181.PNG

added by DisneyPrince88

Rise of the Guardians

added by DisneyPrince88

Photomania Pics

added by Mollymolata

1

acak

added by australia-101

1

Alice Luffs OreoIcecream Zoey

added by Bratz4life

Cat and dog lying together

added by Mike88Al27

Megara - Screencaps

added by 3xZ

Source: disneyscreencaps.com

1

Kpop~♥

added by Gretulee

1

Animated gif

added by x-Yumi-x3

Colourful es krim

added by 3xZ

acak pie :P

added by mina27

2

When There's Nothing left

posted by nmdis

"When There's Nothing Left"

When there's nothing left to give
I will give anda lebih than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...

And I'll give anda my heart, say I cinta you
Say I cinta you
And I'll give anda my heart, say I cinta you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus

No musik to play so I sing anda my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
anda still stay the same
You're looking so strong

And I'll give anda my heart, say I cinta you
Say I cinta you
And I'll give anda my heart, say I cinta you
Oh, cause I do

And I'll give anda my heart, say I cinta you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I cinta you
And I'll give anda my heart, say I cinta you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus

When there's nothing left to give
I will give anda lebih than I ever gave before

I'm gonna give anda my heart
I'm gonna give anda my jantung

40

20 ways to know if a guy loves anda ( for girls )

posted by aya3

1- eye contact , if anda notice him staring a lot at anda ..like lebih than 5 times in the same hari .(unless anda got a stain on your shirt)
2- if anda and him were in the same area , he would be with anda in every where anda walk to ( like a party atau a konser ..etc)
3- he would sit selanjutnya to anda in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream atau laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to anda hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if anda drop something , he would be the first to get it for...

34

100 Interesting Facts

posted by Gretute2772

1.Most sepakbola players run 7 miles in a game.
2.The only 2 binatang that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
3.Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
4.It cost 7 million dollars to build the titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
5.When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
6.Every time anda sneeze some of your brain cells die.
7.Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
8.Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an...

9

My Suicide Note.

posted by CoaxochYJ

My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome friends and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time anda read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though anda may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't cinta you, my love.

I loved anda with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....