acak Article: Ten Ways to Know You're Drinking too Much Coffee

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Ten Ways to Know You're Drinking too Much Coffee

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. anda grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. anda take foto of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when anda sneeze.
5. anda don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at starbucks and anda don’t even work there.
7. anda spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your kucing are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. anda can’t even remember your detik cup.
10. anda can jump-start your car without cables.

*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***

deathding, animefreak21 and 3 others like this

Shadowmarioking and that is why i don't drink coffee!

alismouha Lol.

yukikiyruu lol:)i don,t drink coffee but it is nice

MarMar_XigLux Holy shit...Better stop drinking Coffee then xD Lol but I don't have Cats...I have DOGS! Bwaha!

Simone1209 I drink coffee in ice blends love it!!! :D

Introduction to My Story, 'Ripples In The Lake'...

posted by musicfanaticXD

Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave anda hanging. I think my judul is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's berkata that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way atau another.') but please give me feedback.

This just the prologue, but please let me know what anda think!

***************

We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.

But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the foto on my end meja and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.

Slave of a evil Wannabe

posted by KatiiCullen94

SHILOH!" ok so now anda know my name, thats the beginging of a introduction right. Well im Shiloh, And that voice was the most annoying villian wannabe that ever set foot in disney, well applied and failed.
Dalivia, is her odd name. You'd think that with her personality and status it would be somthing that gave anda chills and made anda gasp in fright, well im a three foot mytical creature and I still ain't scared of her, so anda shouldnt either..
"Get in HERE!!" she chockes. Ok tell anda know, that croak is fake,, she does it on porpose, to sound lebih scary... quite frankly it sound hilarious,,...

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Definitely acak :)

posted by sapherequeen

KoRn Poster - I know. Epic :)

Okay, so lately I've been bored and I'm a little upset because someone took me off their fanlist (I know, I have no reason to be upset considering how many fan I have, but I'm just too sensitive to not mind). So, to distract myself, I'm going to see if I can come up with over 20 rock bands/singers that I love, and name the puncak, atas 5 songs I cinta from each band :)

I'm not going to lie, this will probably be endlessly boring...but I didn't no where else to write this, and this is the acak club....

Well, I'm gonna start.

1. KoRn
(Songs: Hushabye, Twisted Transistor, Politics, No Way, Haze)
2. Evanescence...

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Naturally lyrics

posted by KatiiCullen94

how anda chose to express yourself
is all your own and i can tell
it comes naturally
it comes naturally

you follow what anda feel inside
listen to it,you have to try
it comes naturally
mmmmm it comes naturally

and it takes my breath away
what anda do so naturally

CHORUS
you are the thunder and
i am the lightening
and i cinta the way anda know
who anda are and to me it's exciting
when anda know it's meant to be
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally when your with me baby
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally
ba ba baby

you have a way of moving me
a force of nature your energy
it comes...

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A Poem to "Early Sunsets Over Monroeville"

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

Note: The penulis of this poem decided to stay anonymous for various reasons. I needed to post his poem, though. He gave me permission. I think that it's great.
Thank you.

Late dawns and early sunsets, just like my favorit scenes

I sat on my tempat tidur on a cold night. He's in the same house as I.

Then holding hands and life was perfect, just like up on the screen

I remembered when we used to play as little kids

And the whole time while always giving
Counting your face among the living

We're older now. I need to get over the fact that anda hate me now...

Up and down escalators, pennies and colder fountains
Elevators...

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101 ways to annot people pt.2 - last 51

posted by boomerlover

Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of jeruk, orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your makan malam with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in acak spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone anda meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...

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Dreams are the only place where our cinta survives! Pt. 2 :D

posted by AnnaSmiley

So Angela left. Jacob was alone at the beach, thinking about her. They're both in love.

Angela's POV
-Angela! Fast!- Aunt yelled at me
-I'm awake, aunt Lizzy!- I yelled
-Okay! Get ready! School starts in half an hour!
-Damn! It took me so long!?
-So long for what- She asked not knowing about my talent.
-Oh, nothing, aunt.

Wow.. This night was the best! I wanna see him again. Just wait till I tell everything to Jenna and Clarissa- I thought excited. Oh, yea, they wouldn't believe me. That's the bad side of my talent. It's supernatural. Haha, weird. I'm a supernatural girl.. My talent and I'm a werewolf....

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A story about me and my favorit thing in the world.. PIE!! :D

posted by Fangirl99

Thanksgiving is my favorit holiday, well, one of them, wanna know wy? cause for desert, anda get pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D!
"hello there pie, are anda ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" berkata the pie. it was labu pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i cinta you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are anda doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
i was SOOOO BORED, so thtas why i made this. blablablabla

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10 logical ways to win a band-off if youre in band at a football game

posted by Nayeli53

Way 1: when they copy your songs u just played, play something that they cant play, like wipeout

Way 2: when someone from the other band is going to sit down, tell the trombon to play a deep note then tell the a trumpet player to play a high note as the other person sits down then scream, "Somebody farted!!!"

Way 3: When one of them is nearby, throw something sticky atau disgusting, like melted cokelat atau a beetle that u just happened to catch in your hand atau went inside your uniform

Way 4: Do something stupid thatll make them forget that they hav to play The bintang Spangled Banner.

Way 5: Say...

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP?

posted by sapherequeen

Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of anda and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my favorit fictional characters :,(

Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of you and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my favorite fictional characters :,(

*Sigh* Ok, I am having a very big problem with my profil page; it has expired.

You see, when I was on fanpop like three weeks yang lalu this organization called GreenAV falsified (lied) to me that I had over 41 viruses on my laptop. My stepfather bought GreenAV because we thought it would protect our computer. Boy, were we dead wrong. GreenAV happens to be this company made in Israel to steal identities of other people around the world and their money. GreenAV also infects your computer with viruses. Unfortunately, I discovered this too late. Now my laptop is at a repair shop, and my mom told me...

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mysterious cinta chapter 5

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love

-chapter five-

As we were walking down the stairs too the lunch room he said"So how was membaca and math?"
"Boring"I berkata he kinda smiled and berkata "Well..." but trailed off
I was going too ask why when rebecca came up and looked at us she sort of examined us ,I guess is a better word.She said"June do anda no if the librarian has a nother copy of that geometertry book I need it for something?"I just berkata "Umm I dont think she has one" When mathew berkata "I bet i have a copy at home,you can borrow"
I looked at him wondering why he was membaca it in the perpustakaan when i came in too look...

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mysterious cinta chapter three

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love
-chapter three-

Went he sat down I got a little scared.My stomach felt weried like it was trying too jump out.He was there I wanted too say hi but I just could'nt get it out.so I was just sitting there a nervous wreck chewing on the puncak, atas of my eraser I kept wanting too look at him becuse I could feel him looking at me.finaly I snuke a peek he was staring at me but when he seen me looking he quickly looked down at his notebook.Then I looked down at my blank paper when the teacher berkata "Ok class dont forget too read chapter 8 in your book" I took my text book out of my new desk...

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lebih facts!! Part 4

posted by patrisha727

seledri has negative calories. It takes lebih calories to eat a piece of seledri than the seledri has in it to begin with.

In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to menelan the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes pahit things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery...

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GETTING VERY RANDOM!

posted by Dan_07

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I don't know what anything means...

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Ways To Annoy People At The film

posted by BellaCullen96

Throw jagung meletus, popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can anda fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling jagung meletus, popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get jagung meletus, popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit selanjutnya to anda because anda invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror...

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Leaving {CHAPTER 2}

posted by Yama

Emily had the kap, hood down today and it was quite warm. The car rushed as if it was too eager to get to the harbour. atau maybe it was just me not wanting to leave home, whichever it was I didn't like it. Emily was blabbering on about what her fiance had got her for going away, she was so excited. As far as I could make out through my thoughts is that it was a big broach with a extremly rare stone in it.
I just smiled occasionly at her and tried (failing miserably) to look excited. Emily turned around after five menit of silence,"Hon whats wrong I noticed this as soon as anda got into the car but...

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acak Moment

posted by vamp_grl_123

Ok so here is a bunch of acak Moments i will be writting. All are true.

I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.

Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)

Me: lol ... *thinks* HEY!

Lilly: *laughing* OMG anda needed to think?

Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.

Shelly: *laughing*

Hope anda liked this ramdom moment!!!

p.s. real names not used!!!!

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Couple lebih things guysshould know about girls

posted by chillyneon

1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.

2 = tomboys will tampil lebih affection than girlie girls.

3. Some girls get frustrated when anda interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl

4. Girls don't like it when anda interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E

5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.

6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if anda still have a girlfriend do anda know how much that annoys us???

7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep anda up for a hour.

8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.

9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore cokelat cake.

10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.

Rent me for v hari

added by australia-101

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wrote a song * LOOK AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!*

posted by dreamcatcher321

there's a girl. about 15. she hides her scars, with her mother's makeup. She wakes up. and she realizes, that today will never get better.

You are lebih than this. anda are bliss. anda are lebih than this. there's happiness at the end of a rainbow.
open your eyes. keep holding on. don't give up, beautiful girl. your still needed on this world.

there's this girl. she hides her food. behind her bed.
when she looks, in the mirror, she sees nothing but ugliness. her mom asks her, if she's okay. she puts on a fake smile and tries to hide the pain.

You are lebih than this. anda are bliss. anda are lebih than...