Another day's work was completed for Bob. He was at his house, getting ready to meet Jerry.
Emily: Where are anda going?
Bob: I'm going to see Jerry. Remember, I told anda about this yesterday.
Emily: I don't like him.
Bob: Emily, just because Jerry is a new friend that I like doesn't mean anda have to hate him.
Emily: It's not that, but what happened two days ago, with anda not being with me, and Howard tampilkan up, and destroying the makan malam I made. Then, Burt shows up-
Bob: Okay, really? Jerry had nothing to do with Burt's divorce.
Burt: *Arrives* What are the both of anda talking about?
Emily: Somepony that Bob is friends with.
Bob: Look Emily, I really need to get going. He wants me to meet him at the zoo.
Burt: I cinta zoos. May I come along?
Bob: No, but I'll take anda to the zoo another time. *Leaves apartment room*
Burt: How about that?
Emily: Bob is like that sometimes.
Bob took a taxi cab, and went to the zoo, where he was supposed to meet Jerry.
Bob: *Looking around*
Jerry: *Arrives in a brand new corvette*
Bob: *Looks inside car* Jerry?
Jerry: Yeah. What do anda think about this beauty?
Bob: Well, anda never told me about your interest in cars.
Jerry: anda never asked. Get in.
Bob: *Gets in*
Jerry: *Turns around on other side of road, and drives to his house*
Bob: So, what do anda want to do when we get to your place?
Jerry: A football game is gonna start in ten minutes. If we get to my house on time, we'll watch the game.
Bob: Good.
When they got to Jerry's apartment, Jerry's son was watching TV. He was a white eleven tahun old colt, with a brown mane, and tail that looked exactly like Big Mac's. On the TV was a commercial, where a mare was tampilkan a pair of dentures.
Mare: If anda wear a denture. Take this simple test. Press your tongue against it, like this. *Presses tongue against dentures* IT MOOOOOOVES!!!!! DO anda FEEL IT?!!!!? IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!
Jerry's Son: *Switches channel, but another commercial is playing*
Stallion: Do anda go on the internet a lot? Do anda hate seeing all the advertisements that pop up out of nowhere? Then, allow us to give anda our free services, with a new company we created called Spamdex. We do the opposite of what anda want us to do, and constantly make lebih advertisements pop up on your computer. Spamdex always finds commercials that will...
*Replay when it gets to the ending, making anda get off the internet just to make it stop.
*Annoy you.
*Cost anda money. In fact, we collect one dollar a menit for every commercial anda watch.
Stallion: And the best thing is that we put a virus on your computer, so anda have to accept what we're doing. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Jerry & Bob: *Walk into house*
Jerry: Hi son.
Jerry's Son: Dad, how's it going?
Jerry: Excellent. I'd like anda to meet a friend. His name is Bob.
Bob: Pleasure to meet you. What's your name?
Jerry's Son: Dylan.
Jerry: hey good, the game is on. It's like anda knew we were coming Dylan, thank you!
Bob: We got stuck behind red lights on the way over here.
Dylan: Got ya.
2 B continued
Emily: Where are anda going?
Bob: I'm going to see Jerry. Remember, I told anda about this yesterday.
Emily: I don't like him.
Bob: Emily, just because Jerry is a new friend that I like doesn't mean anda have to hate him.
Emily: It's not that, but what happened two days ago, with anda not being with me, and Howard tampilkan up, and destroying the makan malam I made. Then, Burt shows up-
Bob: Okay, really? Jerry had nothing to do with Burt's divorce.
Burt: *Arrives* What are the both of anda talking about?
Emily: Somepony that Bob is friends with.
Bob: Look Emily, I really need to get going. He wants me to meet him at the zoo.
Burt: I cinta zoos. May I come along?
Bob: No, but I'll take anda to the zoo another time. *Leaves apartment room*
Burt: How about that?
Emily: Bob is like that sometimes.
Bob took a taxi cab, and went to the zoo, where he was supposed to meet Jerry.
Bob: *Looking around*
Jerry: *Arrives in a brand new corvette*
Bob: *Looks inside car* Jerry?
Jerry: Yeah. What do anda think about this beauty?
Bob: Well, anda never told me about your interest in cars.
Jerry: anda never asked. Get in.
Bob: *Gets in*
Jerry: *Turns around on other side of road, and drives to his house*
Bob: So, what do anda want to do when we get to your place?
Jerry: A football game is gonna start in ten minutes. If we get to my house on time, we'll watch the game.
Bob: Good.
When they got to Jerry's apartment, Jerry's son was watching TV. He was a white eleven tahun old colt, with a brown mane, and tail that looked exactly like Big Mac's. On the TV was a commercial, where a mare was tampilkan a pair of dentures.
Mare: If anda wear a denture. Take this simple test. Press your tongue against it, like this. *Presses tongue against dentures* IT MOOOOOOVES!!!!! DO anda FEEL IT?!!!!? IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!
Jerry's Son: *Switches channel, but another commercial is playing*
Stallion: Do anda go on the internet a lot? Do anda hate seeing all the advertisements that pop up out of nowhere? Then, allow us to give anda our free services, with a new company we created called Spamdex. We do the opposite of what anda want us to do, and constantly make lebih advertisements pop up on your computer. Spamdex always finds commercials that will...
*Replay when it gets to the ending, making anda get off the internet just to make it stop.
*Annoy you.
*Cost anda money. In fact, we collect one dollar a menit for every commercial anda watch.
Stallion: And the best thing is that we put a virus on your computer, so anda have to accept what we're doing. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Jerry & Bob: *Walk into house*
Jerry: Hi son.
Jerry's Son: Dad, how's it going?
Jerry: Excellent. I'd like anda to meet a friend. His name is Bob.
Bob: Pleasure to meet you. What's your name?
Jerry's Son: Dylan.
Jerry: hey good, the game is on. It's like anda knew we were coming Dylan, thank you!
Bob: We got stuck behind red lights on the way over here.
Dylan: Got ya.
2 B continued
I grew up in a town where anda had to fight just to get a point across to someone. Where ponies would drop dead from; Homicide, fatigue, starvation, and lebih commonly suicide. So how can a Stallion like me, end up at the most extravagent party in Equestria? He becomes the best Doctor these Royals have ever known.
How does he ruin the Grand Galloping Gala to the point where no pony will ever return to the event? He burns it to the ground. I know I sound mad but it`s the only way I can accomplish my mission.
I lit a match near the fabric curtains, the rest took care of itself. First there was panic, then there was choking. And finally, the sweet passion of death. How I envy there adrenaline, I felt no remorce.
To be continued...
How does he ruin the Grand Galloping Gala to the point where no pony will ever return to the event? He burns it to the ground. I know I sound mad but it`s the only way I can accomplish my mission.
I lit a match near the fabric curtains, the rest took care of itself. First there was panic, then there was choking. And finally, the sweet passion of death. How I envy there adrenaline, I felt no remorce.
To be continued...
.....
I tried to get of the goo. I couldn't believe I had probably put Ponyville in danger. I knew I had to escape. So, I thought of a plan. "Oh, please, changling minion, let me go."
My element of harmony. Kindness.
The changling that was guarding me shook its head.
"Pretty please." I gave my kindest smile.
The changling set me free.
"Thanks oh so very much." I then flew out of the cave like lightning.
I was going to Ponyville to see if queen Chrysalis did anything to my reputation.
.....
"And she did."
I tried to get of the goo. I couldn't believe I had probably put Ponyville in danger. I knew I had to escape. So, I thought of a plan. "Oh, please, changling minion, let me go."
My element of harmony. Kindness.
The changling that was guarding me shook its head.
"Pretty please." I gave my kindest smile.
The changling set me free.
"Thanks oh so very much." I then flew out of the cave like lightning.
I was going to Ponyville to see if queen Chrysalis did anything to my reputation.
.....
"And she did."
She was just about to turn the corner when a dart was shot into the side of her neck. She struggled, but couldn`t fight. She began hallucinating and fell to the ground. When she looked up, she saw a tall figure standing above her, "You can call me...Scarecrow!!!" berkata the figure. He added another dose into her neck, "How does it feel to be scared Miss Cheerilee?" "Are anda scared that I know your name?" "Fear this hari for it is your last!"
THE END