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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was 10 PM as all the ponies taking part in the Cannonball Run prepared to make their start for the long trip to Los Angeles.

Host: Well let's go over a few things before we begin. As anda probably already know, there are no rules regarding anything. Drive whatever anda want, wherever anda want, and how anda want. The fastest run time is currently held oleh a pegasus named pelangi Dash. And before anda ask, she did not use her wings to transport herself.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Host: She did the run in exactly 25 hours with a Dodge Pegasus Hellcat.

Victor was waiting at his ambulance, still waiting for JJ...
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posted by karinabrony
 The fun has been doubled!
The fun has been doubled!
These are some of the kutipan I remember. Enjoy!

It needs to be about 20% cooler. -Rainbow Dash

Oh, it is ON! -Rarity

The fun has been doubled! -Luna

I'd like to be a tree... -Fluttershy

Aw, make sense? What fun is there in making sense? -Discord

Come on everypony. I want to see anda smile! -Pinkie

I didn't put those in my bag! -Bon Bon

But I want it NOW! -Applebloom

What are you, a dictionary!? -Scootaloo

I hate library! -Pinkie

You're...GOING TO cinta ME! -Fluttershy

What are you, a SNITCH? - Babs

Good boy, Angel. Mama's proud of you. -Fluttershy

What's soaking wet and clueless? YOUR FACE! -Fluttershy

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
There's long been rumors as to how, exactly, rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the pelangi department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What's know is that great streams of Spectra, the individual colours of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated pelangi pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city. Next, that mixture is pumped to the floor below, where other employees atomize it and store it until...
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A while ago, I made a daftar on my cutest characters. Now I made a daftar on the prettiest.


This is pretty much my opinion on the prettiest characters. This daftar may atau may not surprise you


10) Applejack

9) Rarity

8) Gilda

7) pelangi Dash

6) Twilight Sparkle

5) Trixie

4) Fluttershy

3) Princess Celesta

2) Zecora

1) Princess Luna
In Canterlot, Nikki was having her lunch at a restaurant.

Nikki: *Watches a group of 3 stallions walk oleh her* (No weird activity so far)
ISIS Ponies: *Flying an aircraft* Get ready to land.
ISIS Paratroopers: *Waiting oleh the door*
ISIS Pilot: *Turns on a green light*
ISIS Paratroopers: *Jump out of the plane. There are seven of them, and they each have twenty syringes full of the drug*
Nikki: *Watching the paratroopers*
ISIS Paratroopers: *Land oleh the castle*
Nikki: *Runs from the restaurant to the location of the ISIS ponies*
ISIS Ponies: *Checking their weapons* Full ammunition, and all twenty...
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1. Scootaloo is chicken
At S1E17 (Stare Master) CMC is helping Fluttershy rescue her chickens back. When on way. apel, apple Bloom teases Scootaloo as "Chicken". This thing annoys Scootaloo very much. This thing start spreading many sites such Memebase, Know Your Meme and more. Many fan are creating silly gambar e.g.: food which chicken flavoured, areleady photoshopped oleh switching the chicken with Scootaloo.

More info in: link

2. Rarity is marshmallow
Due her mantel color, she known to be marshmallow oleh fans. fan makes many fanart like a marshmallow with Rarity's mane.

More info in:link...
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Ok. This is my first artikel based on my opinion. If anda want me to write another artikel on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in pertanyaan right now: Cloppers

Yes anda heard me cloppers. If anda don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little pony (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If anda notice there is a clopper, why should that bother anda in anyway? It's...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Three months of winter coolness
And awesome holidays

We've kept our hoovies warm at home
Time off from work to play

But the food we've stored is runnin' out
And we can't grow in this cold

And even though i cinta my boots
This fashion's getting old

The time has come to welcome spring
And all things warm and green
But it's also time to say goodbye
It's winter we must clean
How can I help? I'm new, anda see
What does everypony do?
How do I fit in without magic?
I haven't got a clue!

Winter membungkus, bungkus Up! Winter membungkus, bungkus Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter membungkus, bungkus Up! Winter membungkus, bungkus Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring–
–Is here!
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posted by TimberHumphrey
anda know that we light up the night
So nothing is black and white
'Cause everything i do
Is always technicolor with you

And i know
that anda got my back
Don't anda know
i got anda like that?
I could fly
when you're oleh my side
When you're oleh my side

Ain't no better feelin'
(Whoa-oh oh oh oh)
Ain't no better feelin'
(Whoa-oh oh oh oh)
Yeah, you're the reason
(Whoa-oh oh oh oh)
I could feel the stars
right up in my heart
Ain't no better feelin'

You're the magic in the galaxy
Bringing out the best in me
Shining like a diamond sun
Is what anda do for everyone

And i know
that anda got my back
Don't anda know
i got anda like that?...
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So, we wanna stay
But can't find peace while sitting still
I guess we never will
We're on the way
We won't hurry back again
The journey in the end

(Woah oh-oh!)

I cinta this very moment
We're speeding up not slowing
We might know we can't win
But we're dumb enough to try
We're going, there's no maybe
That's why they call us crazy
And we'll say if anybody asks us

Hey, where anda gonna go
We're off to see the world
We don't need to know, oh
Hey, where anda gonna go
We're off to see the world
We don't need to know

We never need to know
Seeking boundaries to break
Let's forget the ones we've made
So we carry on
Don't let...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Hooffman - I didn't died. I staged it. After that I left with help.

Hooffman camp
Hooffman - And stayed here 4 days waiting for this scum to tampil up but he didn't.
Hardscope - *looks down on base*
Ghost - I know Alex was your best friend bu-
Hardscope - It's not about that. I could knew that I remembered Blaze from somewhere.
Hooffman - Tell us what anda know...
Hardscope - Back in the first GlobeX acts I was in Special Taskforce 32. Me and Alex were an executive Snipers.
Hooffman - And.
Hardscope - Mission 27th. Take down right hoof of Golden Horn. Vladimir Chehenkov. We failed. But...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
13th May.
Hour 1755

//: 37th Equestrian Army Squadron

-Commander Sandman
-Sergeant Icepick
- Private Damien

- - - - -

Dan - We lost too much troops.
Shadow - We still do defence of Ponyville is impossible.
Dan - Send Hunters to bomb it.
Twilight - My house...
Dan - We are slowly losing hopenin defence. Slowly....

Ponyville Warzone

Icepick - Greenleaf!
Sandman - He is dead Icepick!
Icepick - Shitm.. No.. We lost all Ponies... But....
Sandman - Heads down! *puts Icepick on ground*
Damien - *gets down as explosion hits house above them*
Sandman - Shit... We are advancing to Castle!...
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Spike: [snoring]
Twilight: Let's go through this one lebih time.
Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
Twilight: Yes, but why?
Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' lebih to it than that.
Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be lebih to it. It's all simply divine!
Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And pelangi Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.
Spike: [snoring]...
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#5: DAN: (anti hero).
Not much to say about him.

#4: JAPPLEACK: (anti hero).
Pony Mov applejack has her own temblr page.
The Begining uses the commen levels of dark humor.
But it becomes much lebih serious after Appleblooms death Shed.Mov.
And AppleJack, when she winds up in prime ponyville.
She changes to being less and less villainous. And actually becomes a hero.

#3: TROLLESTIA: (villain)
I never read it actually. But I keep hearing about it, so I'm adding it..

#2: PINKAMENA: (villain)
The temblr page titled "question Pinkamena" tells the hari to hari activitys of Cupcake's Pinkamena.
Obviously, the...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
You're now chatting with a acak stranger. Say hi!
You both like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Stranger: (role play, anda can be anyone) (Name: Rose, Height: the same as an adult mare Eyes: One blue one red, Scales: Black, Chest Plates: Dark grey, Tail blade: Like Cynder’s, Horns: Also like Cynder’s Wings: Her wings resemble a naga wings and are black with a dark grey membrane. She has a chain attached to her right leg and she walks on four legs) Rose ran into Ponyville from the everfree forest. Her pace was slowing as she ran. She had a large cut that ran from her chest down to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
13 hours after the pimp was killed, Harry got to his apartment. A yellow alicorn was there waiting.

Yellow Alicorn: Hello.
Harry: Hello. What's your name?
Yellow Alicorn: Sunny. You're that cop that lives upstairs, right?
Harry: Yeah.
Yellow Alicorn: It's funny, I've only lived here for six months, and I've never seen anda here before.
Harry: *Smiles* That is funny I suppose.
Yellow Alicorn: Just one question. What does it take to go to tempat tidur with you?
Harry: Umm.... Try knocking on the door? *Walks to apartment room*

Shortly after arriving to his room, a knock could be heard from the door.

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posted by Canada24
"P Please let me go" Scootaloo bagged.

"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger berkata evilly.

"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.

Ganger just laughed.

"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.

"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.

But Scootaloo responded oleh biting his hoof.

Ganger got angered oleh this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.

"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.

Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather atau not she REALLY thought it was funny, atau was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.
posted by AngelicWaffle
DeadSkies: Sugar Apple! Hellooo?

*DeadSkies made her way into the cottage where she lived, it was a quiet life and she was thankful for that. The only two ponies of substantial importance was her best friend, RedHeart: a sweet young mare, whose special talent is healing sick ponies; and Sugar Apple; a blonde cute orphan filly.*

DeadSkies: Sugar? anda here?

Sugar Apple: Coming Miss. Skies!

*DeadSkies started to trot into the living room, RedHeart was at work so it was just her and Sugar Apple. Suddenly, the little filly burst in wearing fake neck bolts, bandages and an eye patch.*

Sugar Apple: Roar!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh anda from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are anda doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did anda do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: anda sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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posted by applejackrocks
The selanjutnya morning In Canterlot at the hotel......

AJ: *wakes up* *yawn* good morning AJ!!
Pinkie: *wakes up* AHHHHHH!!!!
AJ: Whats wrong?
Pinkie: AJ!!
AJ: Yea?
Pinkie: *giggles* nothing....
AJ: please! tell me!
Pinkie: I just had the funniest dream
AJ: what happened?
Pinkie: anda promise not to tell?
AJ: menyeberang, salib my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!!!
Pinkie: okay then...I dreamed that Applebloom was the element of kindness, that Sweetie bel, bell was the element of genorasity, Scoot was the element of loyalty, and Princess Luna represented the element of magic. Hehe pretty funny eh?

AJ: aint...
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