Another day's work was completed for Bob. He was at his house, getting ready to meet Jerry.
Emily: Where are anda going?
Bob: I'm going to see Jerry. Remember, I told anda about this yesterday.
Emily: I don't like him.
Bob: Emily, just because Jerry is a new friend that I like doesn't mean anda have to hate him.
Emily: It's not that, but what happened two days ago, with anda not being with me, and Howard tampilkan up, and destroying the makan malam I made. Then, Burt shows up-
Bob: Okay, really? Jerry had nothing to do with Burt's divorce.
Burt: *Arrives* What are the both of anda talking about?
Emily: Somepony that Bob is friends with.
Bob: Look Emily, I really need to get going. He wants me to meet him at the zoo.
Burt: I cinta zoos. May I come along?
Bob: No, but I'll take anda to the zoo another time. *Leaves apartment room*
Burt: How about that?
Emily: Bob is like that sometimes.
Bob took a taxi cab, and went to the zoo, where he was supposed to meet Jerry.
Bob: *Looking around*
Jerry: *Arrives in a brand new corvette*
Bob: *Looks inside car* Jerry?
Jerry: Yeah. What do anda think about this beauty?
Bob: Well, anda never told me about your interest in cars.
Jerry: anda never asked. Get in.
Bob: *Gets in*
Jerry: *Turns around on other side of road, and drives to his house*
Bob: So, what do anda want to do when we get to your place?
Jerry: A football game is gonna start in ten minutes. If we get to my house on time, we'll watch the game.
Bob: Good.
When they got to Jerry's apartment, Jerry's son was watching TV. He was a white eleven tahun old colt, with a brown mane, and tail that looked exactly like Big Mac's. On the TV was a commercial, where a mare was tampilkan a pair of dentures.
Mare: If anda wear a denture. Take this simple test. Press your tongue against it, like this. *Presses tongue against dentures* IT MOOOOOOVES!!!!! DO anda FEEL IT?!!!!? IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!
Jerry's Son: *Switches channel, but another commercial is playing*
Stallion: Do anda go on the internet a lot? Do anda hate seeing all the advertisements that pop up out of nowhere? Then, allow us to give anda our free services, with a new company we created called Spamdex. We do the opposite of what anda want us to do, and constantly make lebih advertisements pop up on your computer. Spamdex always finds commercials that will...
*Replay when it gets to the ending, making anda get off the internet just to make it stop.
*Annoy you.
*Cost anda money. In fact, we collect one dollar a menit for every commercial anda watch.
Stallion: And the best thing is that we put a virus on your computer, so anda have to accept what we're doing. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Jerry & Bob: *Walk into house*
Jerry: Hi son.
Jerry's Son: Dad, how's it going?
Jerry: Excellent. I'd like anda to meet a friend. His name is Bob.
Bob: Pleasure to meet you. What's your name?
Jerry's Son: Dylan.
Jerry: hey good, the game is on. It's like anda knew we were coming Dylan, thank you!
Bob: We got stuck behind red lights on the way over here.
Dylan: Got ya.
2 B continued
Emily: Where are anda going?
Bob: I'm going to see Jerry. Remember, I told anda about this yesterday.
Emily: I don't like him.
Bob: Emily, just because Jerry is a new friend that I like doesn't mean anda have to hate him.
Emily: It's not that, but what happened two days ago, with anda not being with me, and Howard tampilkan up, and destroying the makan malam I made. Then, Burt shows up-
Bob: Okay, really? Jerry had nothing to do with Burt's divorce.
Burt: *Arrives* What are the both of anda talking about?
Emily: Somepony that Bob is friends with.
Bob: Look Emily, I really need to get going. He wants me to meet him at the zoo.
Burt: I cinta zoos. May I come along?
Bob: No, but I'll take anda to the zoo another time. *Leaves apartment room*
Burt: How about that?
Emily: Bob is like that sometimes.
Bob took a taxi cab, and went to the zoo, where he was supposed to meet Jerry.
Bob: *Looking around*
Jerry: *Arrives in a brand new corvette*
Bob: *Looks inside car* Jerry?
Jerry: Yeah. What do anda think about this beauty?
Bob: Well, anda never told me about your interest in cars.
Jerry: anda never asked. Get in.
Bob: *Gets in*
Jerry: *Turns around on other side of road, and drives to his house*
Bob: So, what do anda want to do when we get to your place?
Jerry: A football game is gonna start in ten minutes. If we get to my house on time, we'll watch the game.
Bob: Good.
When they got to Jerry's apartment, Jerry's son was watching TV. He was a white eleven tahun old colt, with a brown mane, and tail that looked exactly like Big Mac's. On the TV was a commercial, where a mare was tampilkan a pair of dentures.
Mare: If anda wear a denture. Take this simple test. Press your tongue against it, like this. *Presses tongue against dentures* IT MOOOOOOVES!!!!! DO anda FEEL IT?!!!!? IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!
Jerry's Son: *Switches channel, but another commercial is playing*
Stallion: Do anda go on the internet a lot? Do anda hate seeing all the advertisements that pop up out of nowhere? Then, allow us to give anda our free services, with a new company we created called Spamdex. We do the opposite of what anda want us to do, and constantly make lebih advertisements pop up on your computer. Spamdex always finds commercials that will...
*Replay when it gets to the ending, making anda get off the internet just to make it stop.
*Annoy you.
*Cost anda money. In fact, we collect one dollar a menit for every commercial anda watch.
Stallion: And the best thing is that we put a virus on your computer, so anda have to accept what we're doing. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Jerry & Bob: *Walk into house*
Jerry: Hi son.
Jerry's Son: Dad, how's it going?
Jerry: Excellent. I'd like anda to meet a friend. His name is Bob.
Bob: Pleasure to meet you. What's your name?
Jerry's Son: Dylan.
Jerry: hey good, the game is on. It's like anda knew we were coming Dylan, thank you!
Bob: We got stuck behind red lights on the way over here.
Dylan: Got ya.
2 B continued
one of the most infamous and hated episodes of the show.... and for good reason, too.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, anda could hapus the episode from the secara keseluruhan, keseluruhan canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing lebih than a waste of time and space.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, anda could hapus the episode from the secara keseluruhan, keseluruhan canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing lebih than a waste of time and space.
THE selanjutnya DAY:
CRYSYAL EMPIRE:
Saten: Me?
Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so anda can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.
Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?
Twilight: (giggles) of coarse anda can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.
Saten: Fine, fine.
Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and anda two can head straight to Sunburst's!
Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!
Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.
Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!
Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...
CRYSYAL EMPIRE:
Saten: Me?
Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so anda can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.
Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?
Twilight: (giggles) of coarse anda can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.
Saten: Fine, fine.
Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and anda two can head straight to Sunburst's!
Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!
Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.
Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!
Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...