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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Another day's work was completed for Bob. He was at his house, getting ready to meet Jerry.

Emily: Where are anda going?
Bob: I'm going to see Jerry. Remember, I told anda about this yesterday.
Emily: I don't like him.
Bob: Emily, just because Jerry is a new friend that I like doesn't mean anda have to hate him.
Emily: It's not that, but what happened two days ago, with anda not being with me, and Howard tampilkan up, and destroying the makan malam I made. Then, Burt shows up-
Bob: Okay, really? Jerry had nothing to do with Burt's divorce.
Burt: *Arrives* What are the both of anda talking about?
Emily: Somepony that Bob is friends with.
Bob: Look Emily, I really need to get going. He wants me to meet him at the zoo.
Burt: I cinta zoos. May I come along?
Bob: No, but I'll take anda to the zoo another time. *Leaves apartment room*
Burt: How about that?
Emily: Bob is like that sometimes.

Bob took a taxi cab, and went to the zoo, where he was supposed to meet Jerry.

Bob: *Looking around*
Jerry: *Arrives in a brand new corvette*
Bob: *Looks inside car* Jerry?
Jerry: Yeah. What do anda think about this beauty?
Bob: Well, anda never told me about your interest in cars.
Jerry: anda never asked. Get in.
Bob: *Gets in*
Jerry: *Turns around on other side of road, and drives to his house*
Bob: So, what do anda want to do when we get to your place?
Jerry: A football game is gonna start in ten minutes. If we get to my house on time, we'll watch the game.
Bob: Good.

When they got to Jerry's apartment, Jerry's son was watching TV. He was a white eleven tahun old colt, with a brown mane, and tail that looked exactly like Big Mac's. On the TV was a commercial, where a mare was tampilkan a pair of dentures.

Mare: If anda wear a denture. Take this simple test. Press your tongue against it, like this. *Presses tongue against dentures* IT MOOOOOOVES!!!!! DO anda FEEL IT?!!!!? IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!
Jerry's Son: *Switches channel, but another commercial is playing*
Stallion: Do anda go on the internet a lot? Do anda hate seeing all the advertisements that pop up out of nowhere? Then, allow us to give anda our free services, with a new company we created called Spamdex. We do the opposite of what anda want us to do, and constantly make lebih advertisements pop up on your computer. Spamdex always finds commercials that will...

*Replay when it gets to the ending, making anda get off the internet just to make it stop.
*Annoy you.
*Cost anda money. In fact, we collect one dollar a menit for every commercial anda watch.

Stallion: And the best thing is that we put a virus on your computer, so anda have to accept what we're doing. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Jerry & Bob: *Walk into house*
Jerry: Hi son.
Jerry's Son: Dad, how's it going?
Jerry: Excellent. I'd like anda to meet a friend. His name is Bob.
Bob: Pleasure to meet you. What's your name?
Jerry's Son: Dylan.
Jerry: hey good, the game is on. It's like anda knew we were coming Dylan, thank you!
Bob: We got stuck behind red lights on the way over here.
Dylan: Got ya.

2 B continued
 Bob went to this zoo to wait for Jerry to pick him up.
Bob went to this zoo to wait for Jerry to pick him up.
hey ppl! My last part was uh... Well I didt write it has well. So if this one is the same way just tell me becuae I'm trying to be the best writer I can! Thx for all the support and seanthehedgehog I'm sorry bout Bartholomew!!! I feel so bad :...(



"Oh hello princess!" Red rose berkata has she hastily put down her head so the princess could not see her face turning red. Coffee cream put down her head and rolled her eyes "I told you, anda can't say those things in puplic anymore!"

Rose lifted her head and have an awkward smile "uh, what I berkata back their i didt really mean it. I Just uh was, well you...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run oleh thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 5: War pony

May 15, 1951

The korean war has been going on for months. Everypony on the Union Pacific was doing their best to deliver supplies to Las Pegasus for use in the U.S military.

Gordon: *doing yard work*
Pete: Gordon, I have something for anda to do.
Gordon: Great! I'm doing a lot of that here.
Pete: I want anda to go to Las Pegasus.
Gordon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Nazi pilot was flying his airplane to the front of our train

Sean: He's going to bomb the tracks!! *goes to ladder*
Rainbow Dash: What are anda doing?
Sean: Shooting that plane down before he destroys the rails! *climbs to roof*
Nazi pilot: *flying to the front of train*
Sean: *shoots airplane*
Nazi pilot: *turns around*
Sean: *stands still*
Nazi Pilot: Auf wiedershen hedgehog! *about to shoot guns*
Sean: *grabs airplane*
Nazi pilot: Was ist das?!
Sean: *throws airplane away*
Nazi pilot: NEIN!! *crashes*
Twilight: Man, is he ok?
Sean: No *climbs down* I'm better then that. I'm great!
Mane 6: Alright!!...
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posted by Canada24
The five mares finally approached where poor Twilight was being held.

but when they reached the door, it was trap, and they down a hole, and landed in the very cage area, we're Ganger, and possibly others, we're 'turned'.

"Well well, nice of anda to 'drop' in" Chrysalis mocked.

Rainbow and AppleJack both growled at her, like angry anjing almost.

"Haha, good seeing anda two ladies" Chrysalis mocked.

"Let us outta of her!" pelangi ordered.

"Haha. Ditto's right, anda ponies are cute when angry. But it's not gonna save you" Chrysalis replied.

"Some one say my name?" Ditto asked, coming into view.

"Oh Ditto....
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Back at Sweet apel, apple Acres

RDP pelangi Dash: *wakes up* hey Applejack, where are we?
RDP Applejack: We're at Sweet apel, apple Acres still. Why are we strapped to chairs?
RDP pelangi Dash: I don't know.
Applebloom: pelangi Dash? Applejack? What's going on?
RDP pelangi Dash: Uhhh. Big Mac is on crack! He tied us to these chairs for no reason!!
Applebloom: I didn't know he was obsessed with broken sidewalks. Anyways I gotta get anda free *unties pelangi Dash*
RDP Applejack: Ok, now Dash untie me.
RDP pelangi Dash: Ok. *looks at rope* Uhhh. I'm not sure how to uh..
Applebloom: Seriously?
RDP pelangi Dash: *pushes...
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posted by applejackrocks1
It started to rain..

Nikki: UGH! I hate them!!!!

A mare approached in front of Nikki...

???: Hi!
Nikki: Uhh..Hi?
???: anda hate Diamond Dancer too, huh?
Nikki: anda know her?
???: And hate her. I work for her.
Nikki: Really? What your name?
???: I'm Sugar Sprinkles. Nice to meet you.
Nikki: What do anda do for her?
Sugar: I'm her maid.
Nikki: I feel so bad for you.
Sugar: *giggles* What are anda doing out here? It's raining.
Nikki: The train broke down and stuff.
Sugar: Hmm..Well, would anda like to stay with me?
Nikki: *smiles* Really?
Sugar: Of course!
Nikki: Thank anda so much!
Sugar: No problem. Follow me.

A few...
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posted by karinabrony
''King Sombra must have gotten them!'' Twilight Sparkle said. ''You're right. anda must have to defeat him with your own power.'' Celestia said. They all nodded and ran out.

Nightmare Moon laughed and said, ''Now I will get to rule Equestria!''. King Sombra didn't care for anything as long as he got the crystal heart. He already had 1,000 crystals gathered.

''Twilight!'' Shining Armor and Cadence said. They needed her and her friends' help. ''I thought we can use our power with yours so we can defeat him.'' she said. ''But since he has all of the crystals, he is much too powerful.Right now he...
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posted by Dragon4322
 the spotlight
the spotlight
My sister and I left Twilight's house and went back to our house. I slowly crawled into tempat tidur when pelangi Dash came in and berkata ,"Goodnight Scootaloo please go to sleep" she told me with a smile ,"Okay Dash I will" i told her. pelangi closed the door and turned all the lights out in the house. I stayed in my tempat tidur for a few lebih menit and then silently crept out of my bed. i looked out the hall to make sure lights weren't on. Slowly hoof oleh hoof I made it to our back door and opened it quietly. I kept moving towards our back fence but at that moment a bright spotlight turned right on my body....
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posted by applejackrocks1
Back with the story....

(Meanwhile in this scene, this song starts to play:
link)

Applejack: *is very tierd* *coughs* Stop! Ah beg y'all!
Brawny: Stop being a wimp! Let me kill ya!
Applejack: *tries to swim Faster*
MP3: *blocks Applejack*
Applejack: AH! Get-
Brawny: *grabs Applejack*
Applejack: NO!
Brawny: *drags applejack and ties her up*
Applejack: *coughs* No...*coughs*
Brawny: *grabs Axe*
MP2: FINISH HER BRAWNY!
Brawny: It's fair to give anda some last words. Go on. *smirks*
Applejack: *sigh* *stands up weak* *eyes are wounded and red*
Brawny: >:(
Applejack: *whispers* I-I...Love you..*kisses Brawny*...
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The last solstice

Chapter 7: Battle at Ivory Tower


The heat is suffocating. It settles on the capital, like an invisible mass. There’s absolutely no natural air movement. No clouds on the light blue sky. Everypony stays indoors, if they can. Only a few figures saunter on the streets. Mostly young fillies and colts, roasting eggs on the hot pavement, atau cinta birds, chatting at cafés, under the shadow of tall oak trees. Everything’s quiet, as the fiery orb above continues to pour its light and warmness on the Equestrian landscape. This is the worst heat wave that struck Canterlot in over...
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Twilight: Not only did I lose my wings, but Celestia put a spell on me to make me sound like a black man!
Rainbow Dash: Wow. anda can stay with us until Celestia makes anda a princess again.
Twilight: thanks gurl.
Sean: *walks in house* Twilight? What happened to your wings?
Twilight: Man, I done too much stupid shit, and they got taken away.
Sean: Why do anda sound black?
Twilight: That's another thing ah got for being idiotic.
Rainbow Dash: Who berkata you're idiotic? Sure anda made a few wrong choices, but that doesn't make anda retarted.
Sean: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Albert Einstein made some dumb choices....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hattan: *driving down road*
Con: Hmmm.
Weston: Ah'm not sure why they sell equestrian cars in China.
Con: *steals car*
Weston: What the hay?
Con: Who are you?
Weston: I'm Constaple Weston B. River. Ah saw anda before. You're that secret agent!
Con: How'd anda know that?
Weston: The Koreans told me.
Con: Ohh great.
Weston: Who are we chasing?
Con: That blue Wrestler with the white dinding tires.
Hattan: *turns right*
Con: *does drift*
Sneak Peak: Floor it! Con's chasing us.
Hattan: *weaving through traffic*
Con: *honks horn*
Weston: Get out of the bloody way!
pony in car: Stop shouting!
Weston: I am a police...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Pilot 1 - GasMask On
time : 15:30
location : near LasPegasus
objiective : Find And Kill GoldenHorn
Pilot 2 - fourty-five we near the location
fourty-five - copy over five-o-five
Pilot 1 - holy shit there toxics everywhere
Dimitri - he want gas all civiliants...
Damn - damn...
Shadow *from radio* - Im under... 10 BTR's under the GoldenHorn office... 9 birds flying... no wait... se another one... ok there 10 birds... there contact Destroyer... when anda land we lost conntact with anda five-o-five...
fourty-five - we landing... good luck
Shadow *from radio* - good luck five-o-five... happy hunting... Shadow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The sun was rising in Baltimare, as a few stallions were cleaning their house. pelangi Dash was asleep in that building, and still is. She got there after Fluttershy was killed. But later on

Stallion 63: Lets go. pindah it!
Celestia: anda broke our wings. We can't pindah as fast as you.
Luna: You'll be sorry if anda kill us.
Stallion 54: Just keep moving. Wait a minute.
Stallion 63: What is it?
Stallion 54: I just thought I saw pelangi Crash.
Nice Stallion: uh oh.
Stallion 54: *tries to look through window*
Nerdy pony: Hey! Guess what? I just invented a new thing called Multiplying! It's like adding,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pinkie Pie enters the restaurant, and soon meets the manager

Manager: Hello
Pinkie Pie: Hi
Manager: What happened out there?
Pinkie Pie: A pony driving a big rig tried to kill me.
manager: Really?
Pinkie Pie: yeah *sits down at table*
Waiter: Can I get anda anything?
Pinkie Pie: Just a cupcake. *looks out window & spots truck*
Waiter: Anything else?
Pinkie Pie: a water, and do anda have any asperine?
Waiter: Coming right up.

While Pinkie looks at the truck she remembered the pony driving it had jeruk, orange hooves. The driver had to be in this restaurant. There were only three ponies that had jeruk, orange hooves....
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Back with the story......

Twilight: anda ponies did a very good job defeating Discord.
All: Thanks!!
AJ: Nikki, y'all are a very good rope pony.
Nikki: *blushes* thanks...
PP: I cinta YOUR HAIR CS! IT REMINDS ME OF SOMEPONY! BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO!!
CS:*giggles* Pinkie, your so random!
RD: So your joining the army score?
Score: Actually, (looks at her friends) Im staying here, with my friends...
RD: Nice.
Rarity: I must say Pacifica, I cinta anda outfit!
Pacifica: Finally somepony who understands my style!
Fluttershy: Your my favorit element Stormy..
Stormy: hehe..thanks..
Twilight: Well, we gotta go.
Main6: BYE!!!!!
All: BYE!!!!!!
Azura: We did a good job girls..
CS: We sure did Azura..we sure did...
Score: who wants to play video games at my house?!?!
Nikki: ME!!
CS: I DO! I Do!
Azura: Count me in!
Pacifica: Me too!
Stormy: Me three!!!

THE END!!!!

I'll make lebih articles, don't worry.
The colts stood beside Discord. And the mares were lined up in front of Discord.

Azura: Well, Well, Well....
Discord: Mmmmmf!!!
Score: anda give up?
Discord: Mmmf!!!
CS: Letsmfinish him girls.
Stormy: Alrighty!
Nikki: *smirks*

They combined there elements. The 5 ponies rose from the floor. Then they all opened their eyes, and their were glowing. Then FLASH! A big pelangi came out of the elements, and hit Discord, causing him to turn into Stone. Then, they all fell down, tierd of the work they had done.

Stormy: Did we do it?
Azura: I think so!
CS: We did it!
Score: Woo-Hoo!
Nikki: Yee-Haw!!!!
All: (hugs each...
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Cotton Swirls told Azura to build 3 cages, the size of Nikki, Stormy, and Score. And so, Azura build them. They both threw Nikki, Stormy, and Score each into a different cage. After That, they went to look for the others (Pixel, Pacifica, Brawny, Twirl, BS, and Jack). Azura carried Pixel and Brawny, and CS carried Twirl, Pacifica, and Jack back where the others were.

Azura: Okay, now that we have them all together, what do we do?
CS: Well, we gotta bring back there Memory.
Azura: Right, but how?
CS: Ummmmmmm.....We can sing a song, atau tampil them some pictures of us, atau just talk to them.
Azura: I...
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Everypony was shouting once Cotton Swirls and her friends got out. "This is terrible!"said Score Heights. They saw queen Chrysalis using her dark magic to destroy every house in Ponyville. Score Heights went running to her and then told queen Chrysalis,"Why would anda do this to us? We don't deserve this!" queen Chrysalis just chuckled and said,"I don't think anda remember what happened at the wedding. I had my chance to get married with him. Now I give payback!" Score Heights looked up and she saw Princess Celestia.

"Princess Celestia!"said Score Heights. "Go get your friends and gather them...
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posted by mariofan14
*This is an OC story with flippy_fan210's OC, Claw, who's not a pony, but what looks like a lynx. I'm also including my Bayonetta pony in this. And this is truly my longest story I have made, so I'm sorry about this. Enjoy.*

One fine hari at Sweet apel, apple Acres, the apel, apple family was working hard in the fields, bucking the trees to harvest the apples. apel, apple Bloom, however, was working with Granny Smith around the house. After a while, the old green pony says, "Ya done real good there, apel, apple Bloom. Maybe anda can help out yer brother and sister out in the fields." "Ah sure will!" apel, apple Bloom leaped...
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