"Yet another murder from the Crescent Killer, can anda believe how they got my insignia wrong?" the Kid laughed.
"Mhmm~" Red purred softly, nuzzling her head under the Kid's chin.
"Are ya even listening to me baby, atau just having a moment?" the Kid smirked.
"I'm listening..." Red buried her face into his chest.
"You're lusting over me~" the Kid rolled on his back and popped a peck on her cheek.
"Wanna do dat anal?" Red asked with an air of flamboyant swagger.
"Well...."
"Well~?"
"I hope anda realize that..."
"Ye?"
"I'm tired of sex, let's just go kill someone~"
"Come on hooooon~ Why noooot?"
The Kid sighed.
"We can fuck on their corpse, Red, let's just kill someone.."
He blushed madly.
"Why fahk on their body when we can do it all over da dayum flooooor~?"
"Because you'd stop me from doing what I cinta most!"
"Nuh Uh, anda cinta me most, so anda be doin' me, so anda be doin' what anda cinta most!"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Ya"
"No"
"Yus," Red smiled.
"Red, I've had sex every night this past month~" The Kid's frown nor goggles didn't hide his blush.
"And what's wrong with that~?" Red asked.
The Kid sighed even louder.
"The forbidden buah-buahan begins to taste dull when it has ran its course. anda can eat from the pohon against the law of justice until it has become so commonplace that it loses its appeal, sex ends up becoming a task, atau duty of sorts..."
Red got to her feet.
"Fine, would anda like a chastity sabuk with that?"
"I'm no fucking stiff!" The Kid screamed.
"Then why act like it?"
"I'M TIRED OF SEX! EVERY MEANING OF THE WORD! CAN'T A MAN JUST KILL HIMSELF ALREADY?!"
Red retreated back a bit.
"Hon, why would anda wanna do that?"
"Because I loooove the ideaaa~"
"Why."
"Why not...?"
"Because then I'd have no one I'd want to get close to to be close to..." Red sighed.
"Men need space."
"Women need to make decisions!"
"No, they need to shut up and give men space."
"You aren't a man."
"Oh~ A-Am I pretty~?" the Kid blushed.
"Gender confused?"
"Just confused..."
Red rolled her eyes.
"Whatevs, I'll just let ya kill whenever, but as soon as you're done, we'll have anal," Red stated.
"Red, I hope anda realize that penguins don't have anal cavities, just the one."
Red paused.
"....Are anda fucken kidding?"
"No."
"The fuck, why?"
"Because we don't need them."
"Why."
The Kid shrugged, beginning to straddle Red's chest.
"Nature's a little menggerutu, jalang I guess..."
Red blushed, the Kid then gave her a peck on the cheek.
"Ooh~"
"Somebody's having a great time, let's keep going~"
"Hon, can I ask sumfing?"
"What."
"Don't kill yourself, when you're bored of murder, just pick up another alias and we'll flee, oleh the sea, atau somewhere."
The Kid sighed.
"I'll think about it~" The Kid wrapped his flippers around Red's waist.
"Okey Dokey."
"Mhmm~" Red purred softly, nuzzling her head under the Kid's chin.
"Are ya even listening to me baby, atau just having a moment?" the Kid smirked.
"I'm listening..." Red buried her face into his chest.
"You're lusting over me~" the Kid rolled on his back and popped a peck on her cheek.
"Wanna do dat anal?" Red asked with an air of flamboyant swagger.
"Well...."
"Well~?"
"I hope anda realize that..."
"Ye?"
"I'm tired of sex, let's just go kill someone~"
"Come on hooooon~ Why noooot?"
The Kid sighed.
"We can fuck on their corpse, Red, let's just kill someone.."
He blushed madly.
"Why fahk on their body when we can do it all over da dayum flooooor~?"
"Because you'd stop me from doing what I cinta most!"
"Nuh Uh, anda cinta me most, so anda be doin' me, so anda be doin' what anda cinta most!"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Ya"
"No"
"Yus," Red smiled.
"Red, I've had sex every night this past month~" The Kid's frown nor goggles didn't hide his blush.
"And what's wrong with that~?" Red asked.
The Kid sighed even louder.
"The forbidden buah-buahan begins to taste dull when it has ran its course. anda can eat from the pohon against the law of justice until it has become so commonplace that it loses its appeal, sex ends up becoming a task, atau duty of sorts..."
Red got to her feet.
"Fine, would anda like a chastity sabuk with that?"
"I'm no fucking stiff!" The Kid screamed.
"Then why act like it?"
"I'M TIRED OF SEX! EVERY MEANING OF THE WORD! CAN'T A MAN JUST KILL HIMSELF ALREADY?!"
Red retreated back a bit.
"Hon, why would anda wanna do that?"
"Because I loooove the ideaaa~"
"Why."
"Why not...?"
"Because then I'd have no one I'd want to get close to to be close to..." Red sighed.
"Men need space."
"Women need to make decisions!"
"No, they need to shut up and give men space."
"You aren't a man."
"Oh~ A-Am I pretty~?" the Kid blushed.
"Gender confused?"
"Just confused..."
Red rolled her eyes.
"Whatevs, I'll just let ya kill whenever, but as soon as you're done, we'll have anal," Red stated.
"Red, I hope anda realize that penguins don't have anal cavities, just the one."
Red paused.
"....Are anda fucken kidding?"
"No."
"The fuck, why?"
"Because we don't need them."
"Why."
The Kid shrugged, beginning to straddle Red's chest.
"Nature's a little menggerutu, jalang I guess..."
Red blushed, the Kid then gave her a peck on the cheek.
"Ooh~"
"Somebody's having a great time, let's keep going~"
"Hon, can I ask sumfing?"
"What."
"Don't kill yourself, when you're bored of murder, just pick up another alias and we'll flee, oleh the sea, atau somewhere."
The Kid sighed.
"I'll think about it~" The Kid wrapped his flippers around Red's waist.
"Okey Dokey."
it was a cold dark night. kowalski was out for a walk in the park. he felt like something was watching him. he turned around again to see a frying pan hit him in the face.
then he was dragged away oleh a black bird. he woke up to see a huge portal device. it was glowing blue like the night sky. he looks over to his left as he feels something pindah selanjutnya to him.
he gasps as he sees Kasey tied up selanjutnya to him. then he feels his head get lifted up oleh something. the black bird that had dragged him off earlier was staring at him with purple eyes.
the bird forcefully opened his beak and poured the blue liquid down his throat. kowalski's eyes turned light green but then turned blue again. he fainted after that...
then he was dragged away oleh a black bird. he woke up to see a huge portal device. it was glowing blue like the night sky. he looks over to his left as he feels something pindah selanjutnya to him.
he gasps as he sees Kasey tied up selanjutnya to him. then he feels his head get lifted up oleh something. the black bird that had dragged him off earlier was staring at him with purple eyes.
the bird forcefully opened his beak and poured the blue liquid down his throat. kowalski's eyes turned light green but then turned blue again. he fainted after that...