fan of PoM Article: Evil Genius Chapter 36

posted by 67Dodge

"Yet another murder from the Crescent Killer, can anda believe how they got my insignia wrong?" the Kid laughed.

"Mhmm~" Red purred softly, nuzzling her head under the Kid's chin.

"Are ya even listening to me baby, atau just having a moment?" the Kid smirked.

"I'm listening..." Red buried her face into his chest.

"You're lusting over me~" the Kid rolled on his back and popped a peck on her cheek.

"Wanna do dat anal?" Red asked with an air of flamboyant swagger.

"Well...."

"Well~?"

"I hope anda realize that..."

"Ye?"

"I'm tired of sex, let's just go kill someone~"

"Come on hooooon~ Why noooot?"

The Kid sighed.

"We can fuck on their corpse, Red, let's just kill someone.."

He blushed madly.

"Why fahk on their body when we can do it all over da dayum flooooor~?"

"Because you'd stop me from doing what I cinta most!"

"Nuh Uh, anda cinta me most, so anda be doin' me, so anda be doin' what anda cinta most!"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Ya"

"No"

"Yus," Red smiled.

"Red, I've had sex every night this past month~" The Kid's frown nor goggles didn't hide his blush.

"And what's wrong with that~?" Red asked.

The Kid sighed even louder.

"The forbidden buah-buahan begins to taste dull when it has ran its course. anda can eat from the pohon against the law of justice until it has become so commonplace that it loses its appeal, sex ends up becoming a task, atau duty of sorts..."

Red got to her feet.

"Fine, would anda like a chastity sabuk with that?"

"I'm no fucking stiff!" The Kid screamed.

"Then why act like it?"

"I'M TIRED OF SEX! EVERY MEANING OF THE WORD! CAN'T A MAN JUST KILL HIMSELF ALREADY?!"

Red retreated back a bit.

"Hon, why would anda wanna do that?"

"Because I loooove the ideaaa~"

"Why."

"Why not...?"

"Because then I'd have no one I'd want to get close to to be close to..." Red sighed.

"Men need space."

"Women need to make decisions!"

"No, they need to shut up and give men space."

"You aren't a man."

"Oh~ A-Am I pretty~?" the Kid blushed.

"Gender confused?"

"Just confused..."

Red rolled her eyes.

"Whatevs, I'll just let ya kill whenever, but as soon as you're done, we'll have anal," Red stated.

"Red, I hope anda realize that penguins don't have anal cavities, just the one."

Red paused.

"....Are anda fucken kidding?"

"No."

"The fuck, why?"

"Because we don't need them."

"Why."

The Kid shrugged, beginning to straddle Red's chest.

"Nature's a little menggerutu, jalang I guess..."

Red blushed, the Kid then gave her a peck on the cheek.

"Ooh~"

"Somebody's having a great time, let's keep going~"

"Hon, can I ask sumfing?"

"What."

"Don't kill yourself, when you're bored of murder, just pick up another alias and we'll flee, oleh the sea, atau somewhere."

The Kid sighed.

"I'll think about it~" The Kid wrapped his flippers around Red's waist.

"Okey Dokey."

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Tears of a true Soldier (A Spicepenguin13 Fanfiction)

posted by SpicePenguin13

Skipper, the brave fierce leader, berkata he would never cry. Obviously, he hadn't had this happen yet. On the ground in front of him was the craziest pinguin, penguin of them all Rico. His fallen comrade was to injured to be fixed.

"Rico!" Skipper berkata shaking the wounded penguin. "Don't anda dare die on me! Be strong!"

Rico's eyes looked like they were glued shut. They wouldn't open no matter what. Blood from where the laser had hit him. "Rico please!"

"Well Peng-you-in." The psychotic Dr. Blowhole smirked, moving selanjutnya to the very depressed penguin. "Looks like your team is one short. Once again I have...

Birthday Gone Wrong. Ch. 15.

posted by CuteCuddly

Rune led Private into the room she shared with Lexii. She went to one of the drawers on the bedside table, and opened it. She pulled out a rectangular object, wrapped in blue and yellow paper. She handed it to Private.
"You can give her this," she said. Private frowned.
"But weren't anda gonna give it to her?" he asked.
"Yes, but I don't mind anda doing it."
"Yes, but I do!"
"But anda were so upset that your present was destroyed!" Rune exclaimed. Private sighed, as she thrust the package into his flippers.
"Tell anda what," he said. "Let's both give it to CC." Rune thought about it a moment, then nodded....

Operation: Breakpoint Ch.2

posted by KaylaFoxeh

The sand exploded and Sindaj hit the ground. Rico regurgitated a rocket launcher and returned fire. Then he dragged Sindaj inside. "if anda are here, then whos with the guys" asked Sindaj as she started to fix her jet. "robot" berkata Rico happily, making robot sounds. Meanwhile back at the zoo, Skipper berkata something to Rico then the robot exploded. Skipper jumped back in alarm. ehh" Kowalski and Private stood with their beaks open. Kowalski's paper drooped a little. Skipper turned around and smiled sweetly. Then he waved his flippers in a lingkaran at Kowalski and Private. "you didnt see anything!"...

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The anjing Part one

posted by Rico4ever16

“Are we there yet?” moaned Loren. “almost” Responded Kowalski while rolling his eyes. “yeah, stop being so whiny Loren” berkata Skipper. “well it’s not my fault I didn’t get anything to eat before we went on that stupid puncak, atas secret mission, I’m starving!” Complained Loren. “well that’s a REAL bummer” berkata Skipper in a sarcastic tone. “don’t worry Loren, were almost home.” berkata private “thanks Private” berkata Loren thoughtfully. Loren seems to always treat Private as a little brother, as if they were siblings. And not the type that always fight either. A few minutes...

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The Blue zamrud, zamrud, emerald Chapter 16: Leaving The Island

posted by 67Dodge

"First of all, we need to find a way off this island, and Private's got one way, now look and listen carefully soldiers. Go ahead and tell them your plan Private," berkata Skipper. Private then stood up. "Alright then, my plan of escape is to build a large perahu of leaves and branches, and it was a very good plan, agreeing to all of our standards, so, we all built the perahu last night, floats excellently in water, perfectly sea-worthy, now let's go on board," berkata Private. The group then looked at the large leafy boat, then got into it, settling themselves down and casting out several oars. It wasn't...

Am I Scary (the ghosts part 2)

posted by E-Scope90

There’s a ghost down in the hall
There’s a ghoul beneath the bed
Now it’s coming through the walls
Now it’s coming up the stairs
Then there’s screaming in the dark
Hear the beating of his heart
Can anda feel it in the air
Ghosts be hiding everywhere
I’m gonna be
Exactly what anda wanna see
It’s anda who’s scorning me
She wanting me
To be the stranger
In your life
Am I amusing you
But just confusing me
Am I the beast
You visualised
And if anda wanna see
Eccentric oddities
I’ll be grotesque before your eye
Let them all materialise
Is that scary for anda baby
Am I scary for you
Is it scary for anda baby
Is...

Original Lilly- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

Skipper looked up at Lilly in an unamused fashion. "Okay. anda introduced yourself. Now Leave." He berkata dryly. Private came up behind him. "Don't be so rude Skippa!" The cute little pinguin, penguin exclaimed. "Im Private, and this is Kowalski,Rico and Skippa." Lilly giggled. "Wow. Kowalski is a cute little name." Kowalski blushed and looked up at her. "Hee hee...thank anda miss Lilly." Skipper just rolled his eyes. "Come on boys, we have a mission to do remember?" Skipper pointed his flipper to the tuna truck that was driving in through the back of the Zoo gates. Just as they were about to slide off,...

The Wild pinguin, pinguin, penguin West: Chapter 3

posted by 67Dodge

Skipper woke up, he was extremely hung over, so he had a splitting headache from the beer. He looked around, realizing that he slept through closing hours, he then saw a shadow in the other end of the bar. Drake. 'What're anda doing here Drake? I thought you've been dead for 4 months!!' yelled Skipper. itik jantan, drake inched closer to Skipper. 'People find ways Skip, anda just need to find those ways,' berkata Drake, rubbing his grizzled flippers on his forehead. 'I gotta get some food around here, REAL food!!!' yelled Drake. Skipper gulped, then he spoke again. 'You can find real food, there's a shipment...

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Campfire- Part 1

posted by Tressa-pom

Scene 1- Owl City Night
Emma:(surprised) Wow! I don't know there is a place called Owl City.
Lexii: Me neither.
Tressa: Because this place's name isn't Owl City. I gave there this name because there are so many owls.
Icicle: Actually there are places call Owl City.
Catherina: So, what will we do next?
Tressa:(excited) I made a list. *tries to find* Wait a second.* takes the list* Hmm. Check time. Is everybody here?
Lexii: Yes. Except Monique, Mya, Dylan,Kiva, Moonshadow.
Kate: Oh dear.
Tressa:*faceflipper*
Lexii: Maybe some others...
Tressa:(depressed)Rune, please tell me anda sent invitetion cards to...

Truth in lies ch 2 and 3

posted by kowalskirocks14

(finaly! I finished my zombie apocalypse story, say I of anda want a sequel! Haha, but now I can start off where I left, on the detik chapter of "truth in lies")
"well, we all have that bitchy side in us all, now matter how much shit life throws us!" dillain said, almost proud to be cursing.
"god dillain, there's kids membaca this!" amber laughed, almost chocking on a fish.
It had been a few hari since "dillie" had arrived. And kowalski was getting madder every day. Amber had rathered to show dillain around the zoo, than try to make a plane that went faster then the speed of light with him.

Amber...

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Diseased: chapter 2

posted by kowalskirocks14

It was about midnight. Amber was texting away on a phone. Every now and then she would cough atau sneeze atau something.
I doubt she's sick, but I winced every time it happened.
Kowalski was in the lab with private, and Rico was in there.
Suddenly there was a large crash.
Only when I jumped did I notice I had spent the past half jam staring at amber. I creeped myself out.
Rico came burying through the door. He piled amber, oleh the arm, off her bunk, and dragged her into the lab. I followed.
In the lab, I saw private, so sick he was almost dead, but on the floor in front, kowalski had passed out....

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(Asdf/Pom Oc pic 2) Hello parking meter. :D

added by ILUVKOWALSKI

Source: Me, asdf creators and Kait

Evil Genius Chapter 26

posted by 67Dodge

Damion knew he had to do it. For so long he had neglected to commit the action he had so longed for, it had bounced in his brain, fermenting, marinating beautifully in his mind. Finally, he was with his mate once more, and now it seemed mandatory, so he sat on his newly-purchased meja tulis, meja in an office Hannah had left open for him, topped with a dwindling candle, pulled out a thin ballpoint pen of ebony ink, and reached down below his seat.

With a shrill, squeak of age, the small door in Damion's cabinet opened up, a detik compartment being unlocked oleh the sound of his voice.

"Whyte," he uttered...

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Kat and Richard :3

added by AgentJazzy00

Source: me!!!

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My OC: Rose!

added by karenkook

Source: ME!!!!

PC 2: lost Chapter 1

posted by starslight101

(This is set one tahun yang lalu from Madi's arrival.
Madi: 15
Cam: 16
Derek: 17
You will find out why Derek's age is listed later in the story. I'll tell anda that he's a big part of PC 2. That's all I'm saying. Btw, the events in Past and Present occurred before this story.)

Prologue

Madi peered around the corner. Her silky brown hair was up in a high pony. It bounced every time she took a step. She was in Hollywood, California looking for clues.

"Madi, I told you, General is gone! He disappeared!" Cam said. Cam was Madi's partner and potential boyfriend. He had short blonde hair and blue eyes. Cam...

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One Shot Requested oleh Lexii

posted by Sylvia_Puffin

It was a warm summer hari in August.
In the pinguin, penguin habitat, Skipper was demonstrating the warm-up exercise to the rest of the team.
In the berang-berang habitat, Marlene was taking a swim after eating her lunch of oysters and salmon.
In the kubung, pukang habitat, Julien was making a smoothie...well, Julien was doing his best at making a smoothie.
He wasn't doing bad, considering he'd never actually made something himself in his life. He had thrown in a banana, two mangoes, a papaya, and some buah-buahan that he had no idea what it was, but thought it smelled yummy.
Mort was helping Julien. Or, he was attempting to...

cinta Crime: Chapter 10

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

In the HQ they had decided to watch a few lebih of the horror films and the last one had just finished and Skipper turned the Tv off. Private and Ava were shaking, and Dustin and Ashley looked frightened. Skipper cast a stern look at Rico who was unaffected oleh the whole thing.

"Wow, that was awesome!" Sky marvelled, a big grin on her face.

"It was pretty good wasn't it?" Maya agreed.

"Speak for yourself." Dustin replied, glancing around the room worriedly. Maya just grinned and shook her head, turning towards Michael, who also had a bag of popcorn.

"So did anda like it Tia?" Skipper asked, his...

Moments: Chapter 3

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

The teacher told them all to stand at the back of the class. Emma got out of her chair, and stood at the back, looking at her panic stricken friends. Her stomach churned uncomfortably, as the teacher told Ryan to sit at the front. Her looked annoyed, as he sat down in his new seat, casting a dark look at the teacher. The other kids began to sit in their new seats, and Emma felt a glimmer of hope. There was only 3 people left, including herself, and there was two available seats on Ryan's table. She took a deep breath as the teacher berkata her name.

"Ok, so sit on the meja on the back, near the...

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The Thing Chapter 2: First Assimilation

posted by 67Dodge

Night was fast approaching, soon enough, everyone was going to turn in for training the selanjutnya day. "Night boys!! Tomorrow it's rise and shine, we're gonna go into full hari training, no exceptions," berkata Skipper. "Ah, alrighty then Skippah, see ya tomorrow," berkata Private drowsily. "In time, I will be able to find that right molecule for the enzyme, you'll see soon enough oleh what I mean," berkata Kowalski. "Just focus on sleeping for now soldier, you'll really need it tonight," berkata Skipper. Private then noticed something odd about the hq, something he had nearly missed. "Skippah, where's Fred? The...