fan of PoM Article: Evil Genius Chapter 36

posted by 67Dodge

"Yet another murder from the Crescent Killer, can anda believe how they got my insignia wrong?" the Kid laughed.

"Mhmm~" Red purred softly, nuzzling her head under the Kid's chin.

"Are ya even listening to me baby, atau just having a moment?" the Kid smirked.

"I'm listening..." Red buried her face into his chest.

"You're lusting over me~" the Kid rolled on his back and popped a peck on her cheek.

"Wanna do dat anal?" Red asked with an air of flamboyant swagger.

"Well...."

"Well~?"

"I hope anda realize that..."

"Ye?"

"I'm tired of sex, let's just go kill someone~"

"Come on hooooon~ Why noooot?"

The Kid sighed.

"We can fuck on their corpse, Red, let's just kill someone.."

He blushed madly.

"Why fahk on their body when we can do it all over da dayum flooooor~?"

"Because you'd stop me from doing what I cinta most!"

"Nuh Uh, anda cinta me most, so anda be doin' me, so anda be doin' what anda cinta most!"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Ya"

"No"

"Yus," Red smiled.

"Red, I've had sex every night this past month~" The Kid's frown nor goggles didn't hide his blush.

"And what's wrong with that~?" Red asked.

The Kid sighed even louder.

"The forbidden buah-buahan begins to taste dull when it has ran its course. anda can eat from the pohon against the law of justice until it has become so commonplace that it loses its appeal, sex ends up becoming a task, atau duty of sorts..."

Red got to her feet.

"Fine, would anda like a chastity sabuk with that?"

"I'm no fucking stiff!" The Kid screamed.

"Then why act like it?"

"I'M TIRED OF SEX! EVERY MEANING OF THE WORD! CAN'T A MAN JUST KILL HIMSELF ALREADY?!"

Red retreated back a bit.

"Hon, why would anda wanna do that?"

"Because I loooove the ideaaa~"

"Why."

"Why not...?"

"Because then I'd have no one I'd want to get close to to be close to..." Red sighed.

"Men need space."

"Women need to make decisions!"

"No, they need to shut up and give men space."

"You aren't a man."

"Oh~ A-Am I pretty~?" the Kid blushed.

"Gender confused?"

"Just confused..."

Red rolled her eyes.

"Whatevs, I'll just let ya kill whenever, but as soon as you're done, we'll have anal," Red stated.

"Red, I hope anda realize that penguins don't have anal cavities, just the one."

Red paused.

"....Are anda fucken kidding?"

"No."

"The fuck, why?"

"Because we don't need them."

"Why."

The Kid shrugged, beginning to straddle Red's chest.

"Nature's a little menggerutu, jalang I guess..."

Red blushed, the Kid then gave her a peck on the cheek.

"Ooh~"

"Somebody's having a great time, let's keep going~"

"Hon, can I ask sumfing?"

"What."

"Don't kill yourself, when you're bored of murder, just pick up another alias and we'll flee, oleh the sea, atau somewhere."

The Kid sighed.

"I'll think about it~" The Kid wrapped his flippers around Red's waist.

"Okey Dokey."

No lebih Heroes: Chapter 9

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

Emma was enjoying a wonderful dream about her and Kowalski. They were walking through a clearing, in the middle of a small wood, with a sparkling blue waterfall in the corner of the clearing. The water cascaded down the waterfall, and flowed down through a stream at the foot of the waterfall. There was a little bridge so they could menyeberang, salib the water. The sky was filled with stars, the twinkling lights dotting the navy blue sky. A willow pohon was in one corner of the clearing. It's long thin branches, swayed side to side in the light breeze. Emma recognised the place. It was an island in the Atlantic...

No lebih Heroes: Chapter 5

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

The two penguins strolled out into the park, holding eachother's flipper lovingly. Emma leaned her head on Kowalski's shoulder as they walked, and they reached their favourite spot oleh the lake. It was lebih hidden than the other parts, but anda could see the whole park from it. To the left there was a large willow tree, it's swooping branches brushing the floor lightly, it's dark green leaves glistening in the sun. Emma stroked one of the leaves carefully. If felt smooth and soft in her flippers. Her and Kowalski sat down on the soft, springy grass, Emma still leaning against his shoulder. The...

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The History Of Two (Part 16)

posted by SgtSkipper

The bel, bell Tolls
"Ay, Mr stinky penguin!" Julien yelled.
Maurice seemed nervous as now up close, he realised it was a robot.
MS looked around confusedly. *Who's this? Who's he talking to? What does he want?*
"Hey! I am talking to you! That stupid raccoon has stolen my crown and as my peoples, it is your duty to go get it!" Julien demanded, pointing to the zoo entrance.
"King Julien, are anda sure that he-" Maurice started but was swiftly cut off.
"Would anda like to fetch the royal crown?" He asked and Maurice merely sighed and shook his head dismissively. "No your majesty..."
"Then what are anda waiting...

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The History Of Two (Part 14)

posted by SgtSkipper

Change Of Scenery
Bandit watched them go then turned to face the robot, still smirking from his accomplishments.
"I think I win" He gloated, Bandit was far from impressed and drew her daggers.
"What's going on huh?" She asked slyly "What's going on in that little head of yours? Emotion?"
The robot recoiled from the comment. "I... I feel no emotion!" He yelled back, taking his stance once again.
"Well, anda certainly seem happy with yourself. I'd say that's an emotion, wouldn't you? Oh, not that you'd know..." She trailed off, blatantly trying to confuse him.
MS' mind was nothing lebih than wires...

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posted by Mockinjay1400

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plus the reporting ppl wont get it and could't laporan us!!! maybe im wrong. but some of us think we should!

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My Presidental Speech. :3 <By Rhayne>

posted by 1Amberpet

I just want to make a small speech of my appreciations of my friends and what I will do as my terms of president if I get elected. I don't care if I don't become the president, but I will still do the things that I stated. =)

*Clears throat* I've been on fanpop for about almost two years now. So I really have met a bunch of caring friends. There have been some upside down events with trolling and with harsh words from people anda thought anda knew. But I say, those people are not important in your life, and neither are their harsh words. I learned this from my past two years of going to counseling...

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Surprises (A SpicePenguin13 Fanfiction)

posted by SpicePenguin13

Peyton was always the shy type. She had never ever had a bad thought about anyone though. She always had liked everyone and never thought anything was wrong. She spent her life like there wasn't a care in the world. Until one hari something happened. A young boy just a little bit shorter than her walked into her life.

She always never considered herself truly in cinta with someone. Not the friend kind of love, but the cinta that anda enjoy. Someone to talk to, and it always made her shyer no matter how much she thought of it.

“Hi.” She greeted the pinguin, penguin with short spiky feathers on puncak, atas of...

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Campfire- Part 4

posted by Tressa-pom

Campfire Part 4

Scene 1- Camp Evening

Amber, Dina, Mya and Catherina were gossiping while Leo was still working. There was one un-pitched tent left. Suddenly they heard a scream. All of them ran the place which scream came from. They saw MS, Monique and Nia were running from wolves. Leo whispered something to girls then they climbed tree. They started to throw stones they had collect to wolves. The serigala stopped chasing and ran away. All of them are exhausted. They thanked Amber’s team.

MS: We didn’t take the woods, could anda help us to carry them?
Amber: Of course we will help you. *looks...

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The New Arrival: Chapter 1.

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

Dawn rose as the sun creeped over the horizon in the Central Park Zoo, the birds were whistling a merry tune, and the smell of freshly baked pretzels was in the air.

In the pinguin, penguin habitat Kowalski opened his eyes slowly, the sound of the Tv beating in his earholes. He got out of his bunk groggily and shuffled over to his teammates. Private was parked in front of the Tv watching his favourite show, and Skipper and Rico were playing cards at the cinder block table. Kowalski noticed the trademark ikan coffee in Skipper flipper.

"Morning." Kowalski manged through a yawn.

"Finally up I see soldier."...

20 acak Facts About Tressa

posted by Tressa-pom

1)Tressa is older than Rico.
2)Tressa is Rico's sister.
3)Tressa has a pigeon army (fan-fic coming soon)
4)Tressa has yellow beak and feet.
5)Tressa doesn't have jantung tatoo, it is a box which can turn into a tatoo.
6)Tressa lost her left flipper(only half).
7) Tressa can't swim, beacuse of aquaphobia.
8)She has lebih than 30.000 inventions.
9)Tressa is obsessed with electricity.She loves electricity although she lost her flipper because of it.
10)Tressa can talk with humans, that's why she captured oleh scientist.
11)She can hear all voices around 3 kms.
12)She didn't eat fishes for 20 years because they...

The Death Of Doris The ikan lumba-lumba, lumba-lumba

posted by coolprivate

Chapter 2

Just a side note here. These are ment to be read in a serious batman voice excepts for the dialogs. It'll be scarier.

Yes. Im on a srict diet of sardines. My favorit part of the sardines is the bones. Then, Kowalski started heading to me, seeing i was alone in one corner. He berkata to me, "Hi, Lieutanant Yellow. My name is-" "Kowalski, right? i know all your names, ikan nugget" i cut his speech. So, we really got into the conversation. Then, when i looked at Doris, she gave me face that said, "Kowalski is mine! Lay off atau i'll kill you!" Then, i gave her a face that said, "Not if i...

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Chaoter three of fan fic oleh me (CC) and Lexii. Any judul ideas will be considered! XD

posted by CuteCuddly

Once Private had made Julien understand that it was his girlfriend that had been kidnapped, he was a bit lebih concerned.... Well a little too concerned actually.
"When are we going to get there?!? Are we going to get there in time?!?! Where are we going?!?!? Are we going the right way!?!?? " Julien yelled as he sat beside Private on an empty subway car. Private's eye had started twitching about an jam ago. Finally he clamped Julien's mouth shut with his flippers.
"Julien! Calm! Now! ..... Uh. Please?" he berkata a little embarrassed at his anger toward the end.
"Aren't anda worried too!?!?!"...

Birthday Gone Wrong. Ch. 13.

posted by CuteCuddly

oleh the time they reached the house, it was getting late, and the sun was setting.
"CC," MS whispered, as they stepped up onto the veranda. "Should we tell them about Blowhole?"
"I think only Skipper and his team," CC replied. "And maybe Bandit.They can stay on their toes. It's best not to worry everyone else." MS would have wrinkled his nose, if he had one.
"Do we have to involve them?" he asked. CC gave him a look, and he kept his beak shut.

CC, Rune, and MS got Skipper's team and Bandit together, while the others were making the sleeping arrangements.
"What do anda want, Robot?" Skipper snapped,...

Blowhole's Big Scare Pt 3

posted by DrBsNumber1Fan

Blowhole & I went to my closet and looked through all of the cool costumes to see if there was any thing scary enough to spook the penguins. We tried everything, but they weren't scary enough. "Oh this is hopeless" sighed Blowhole. "What are we going to do now?" "Wait a minute!" I said. "Remember that totally cool outfit I gave anda about 2 atau 3 months ago?" "Um, no I don't" berkata Dr B. "I'll b right back" I said.

While I was coming out of Blowhole's room with the out fit, I saw permen and the lobsters spying on the penguins on their moniters. I asked permen if she'd gotten anything yet. "No...

Purr Pals; Chapter 3.

posted by ImAnEasel

Author's note: It was my turn to write chapter 3, so... Yeah. This chapter's oleh me. X3 Enjoy!! ^^

The two trucks containing the two main characters of this story arrived at two different airports at two different times. The cargo, including the kittens, was loaded onto aeroplanes, both of which were headed for America. The one coming from China had a longer distance to travel, but it began it's journey much sooner than the one from England. This resulted in both the planes landing in an airport in New York at almost exactly the same time. It was an uncanny coincidence...

Chloe could smell fresh...

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The Addistions. Ch. 3.

posted by CuteCuddly

Chapter 3: Baby Pointers.
“Now if you’ll excuse us, Marlene,” Skipper said, “we have to learn how to be mommies…or daddies.”
“Really? I think I could help anda with that.”
“Phht,” Skipper scoffed, “what would anda know about babies?”
“Well, baby care is lebih of a…lady’s thing,” Marlene pointed out. “I was just thinking I could give anda a few pointers.”
“We’d appreciate the help, Marlene,” Private said, gratefully.

“Ok, first tip in baby care; keep weapons and other dangerous things out of their reach. In other words, baby-proof the HQ,”
“That’s easily...

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Birthday Gone Wrong. Ch. 8.

posted by CuteCuddly

Skipper and Kowalski had to quickly slavge anything they could from the wreakage, in hope that they could make a plane to fly them back home. So far, they found halfa wing, the propeler that caused all this, and four of the seats. The rest was either shredded to pieces, atau disintergrated. Kowalski STILL had no idea how they had survived, but the did.

They were still digging around in the scrap metal wehn two penguins, a mouse, a cat, and a human came up.
"Whose been buried?" Kiva gasped.
"Was it CC and Lexii?" Monique added, rushing up and hugging Kowalski. "They stayed behind!"
"No-one's been...

The Old istana, istana, chateau on lincoln Road pt. 16

posted by kowalskirocks14

chapter sixteen: macie's POV
we all stared at jade. poor girl. she had lost a twin. its worse than losing eyesight and speach, like me. after a menit of silence, amber and CC came in. they dragged kowalski, unconcious, behind them. "he was tied up in the attic," amber propped him up oleh the bed. imidiatly folowing, sophie came back, with rune and shine. rune's eyes were full of tears, and shine's were full of joy. "i just saw the funniest thing!" shine laughed, "thee was a bird, and he flew into a bush," she giggles, "and he came out with a face full of bees!! they were stinging him like hell!!!"...

Introduction to: King of the Grass.

posted by 67Dodge

This selanjutnya fanfiction that I'm about to write is a special one, one that barely has my own OC's atau anyone else's for that matter, I figured I could get my thoughts out, since this estimatedly 40 chapter story is based on an actual dream I had that is almost exactly like this story. Since the dream did not tell me the story, but rather, showed me, I did not get any names for any of the characters so far. I will however, post a fan pick for who takes who for this story, our main characters were named at least once though, and I decided that the main characters shall remain as they are, without...

Operation: Prison Break - Part Three

posted by KaylaFoxeh

She kept running then her broken leg buckled and she fell over. She army crawled and her head hit something. She looked up. Some feathers were in her eyes. She flicked her head and blew them back but they fell. Sindaj had bumped into Hans the Puffin. She painfully climbed to her feet. Hans had a neck brace on and was breathing through a tube. Sindaj's left leg wobbled slightly. "Miss Sindaj... I see anda survived" he croaked. Sindaj did a cocky smile. "and I see I crushed your throat. Breathing all right there? You're lucky I didnt squeeze all the life out of you" she said. Hans growled and...