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posted by 67Dodge
"Yet another murder from the Crescent Killer, can anda believe how they got my insignia wrong?" the Kid laughed.

"Mhmm~" Red purred softly, nuzzling her head under the Kid's chin.

"Are ya even listening to me baby, atau just having a moment?" the Kid smirked.

"I'm listening..." Red buried her face into his chest.

"You're lusting over me~" the Kid rolled on his back and popped a peck on her cheek.

"Wanna do dat anal?" Red asked with an air of flamboyant swagger.

"Well...."

"Well~?"

"I hope anda realize that..."

"Ye?"

"I'm tired of sex, let's just go kill someone~"

"Come on hooooon~ Why noooot?"

The Kid sighed.

"We can fuck on their corpse, Red, let's just kill someone.."

He blushed madly.

"Why fahk on their body when we can do it all over da dayum flooooor~?"

"Because you'd stop me from doing what I cinta most!"

"Nuh Uh, anda cinta me most, so anda be doin' me, so anda be doin' what anda cinta most!"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Ya"

"No"

"Yus," Red smiled.

"Red, I've had sex every night this past month~" The Kid's frown nor goggles didn't hide his blush.

"And what's wrong with that~?" Red asked.

The Kid sighed even louder.

"The forbidden buah-buahan begins to taste dull when it has ran its course. anda can eat from the pohon against the law of justice until it has become so commonplace that it loses its appeal, sex ends up becoming a task, atau duty of sorts..."

Red got to her feet.

"Fine, would anda like a chastity sabuk with that?"

"I'm no fucking stiff!" The Kid screamed.

"Then why act like it?"

"I'M TIRED OF SEX! EVERY MEANING OF THE WORD! CAN'T A MAN JUST KILL HIMSELF ALREADY?!"

Red retreated back a bit.

"Hon, why would anda wanna do that?"

"Because I loooove the ideaaa~"

"Why."

"Why not...?"

"Because then I'd have no one I'd want to get close to to be close to..." Red sighed.

"Men need space."

"Women need to make decisions!"

"No, they need to shut up and give men space."

"You aren't a man."

"Oh~ A-Am I pretty~?" the Kid blushed.

"Gender confused?"

"Just confused..."

Red rolled her eyes.

"Whatevs, I'll just let ya kill whenever, but as soon as you're done, we'll have anal," Red stated.

"Red, I hope anda realize that penguins don't have anal cavities, just the one."

Red paused.

"....Are anda fucken kidding?"

"No."

"The fuck, why?"

"Because we don't need them."

"Why."

The Kid shrugged, beginning to straddle Red's chest.

"Nature's a little menggerutu, jalang I guess..."

Red blushed, the Kid then gave her a peck on the cheek.

"Ooh~"

"Somebody's having a great time, let's keep going~"

"Hon, can I ask sumfing?"

"What."

"Don't kill yourself, when you're bored of murder, just pick up another alias and we'll flee, oleh the sea, atau somewhere."

The Kid sighed.

"I'll think about it~" The Kid wrapped his flippers around Red's waist.

"Okey Dokey."
posted by Rico4ever16
NOTE: It’s finally done, yay! I’ve been working on it for 3 weeks now and it’s done! Well, I hope anda enjoy! :P (part 2 coming soon)
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Hey there, it’s Loren the pinguin, penguin here, and I would like to tell anda a story. The Story of my life. And how I got here to tell anda this story. Would anda like to hear it? Ok then, here we go.
It all started years yang lalu in Antarctica. A place where temperatures can reach 18 degrees below zero. A place where there’s no mercy. Something I learned from experience....
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posted by Rico4ever16
“Private!” berkata Kowalski with a shocked look on his face. Both Rico and Kowalski looked at each other and then at Loren, who was holding in tears. Loren was puzzled *why can’t Private understand that…that I didn’t want this to happen* thought Loren. A couple of hours later, Private came back to HQ, still upset with Loren. But Loren wasn’t there. And neither were the guys. They had taken Skipper to the vet, but the vet had to take him to an emergency care animal hospital because his injuries were so bad. “I’ll tampil those stupid dogs” berkata Private. “I’ll take down those...
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    Lexii flopped on her back in the soft green rumput and looked up at the clear blue sky. The air carried the scent of the first days of spring. She closed her eyes and breathed in deeply. 
   Lexii sat up and slowly looked around the park. A few birds flew to a pohon and started to chirp. Lexii laid back down and closed her eyes. 
   She sighed and frowned as she remembered why she had really come out here. She came out here to think about her and Julien. The kiss. She didnt want a boyfriend right now but she knew that true cinta is a once in a lifetime thing. What if he is the one?...
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"Training begins early comrades, so we must make absolutely sure to prepare for fighting, the new recruits must learn to use basic combatidads from Eurussia," berkata Telow. "Ummm.... Sir? Can I not practice for right now?" asked Lilly. "Why not? Is there anything wrong in medical condition?" asked Telow. "Yes sir, I have, something that could trivially affect me," berkata Lilly nervously. "Alright then, go into the medical kabin and we will continue training," berkata Telow, directing Private, Hannah, and Jett to the training field. "What's wrong Lilly?" asked Skipper, running to her. "Well, I'm just,...
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posted by starslight101
 Skipper
Skipper
Skipper peeked behind the corner. He was in downtown Manhattan. He slid behind a shopping bag that was on the ground. He jumped into the bag and waited. The woman waved for a taxi. The women picked up the bag Skipper was in and went into the taxi. Then taxi stopped at the Central Park Zoo. The lady got out of the taxi. She left the bag in the car. Just what Skipper’s plan was! All Skipper had to do was grab the contents and slide. Man, did he ever get himself into trouble! The cab driver grabbed the bag and threw it into the trunk. Skipper tried to jump out, but he was too late, well, except...
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"There, I see her!!" yelled Kowalski, spotting a small red flag. "How can anda tell it is?" asked Skipper. "Cause no one can miss that flag over there, the Eurussians set this camp up to monitor the American coast in case of any emergencies," berkata Lilly. "And how do anda know this camp is Eurussian?" asked Skipper. "Simple, those Neo-Soviets have a very distinctive red flag, anda can't miss all the crimson red and golden yellow crescent moon and two stars," berkata Lilly. "Oh, I see that then, I can barely see the emas crescent, let alone the two stars, but they're there," berkata Skipper, peering at...
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posted by 1Amberpet
Name: Alison yellow Whitner

Birthday: 7/7/1997

Species: Artic berang-berang

Afflations: Mya, Yamcha, Kiriah, Chad, Julie, Brian, Tiggie, Zula, Choatsu, Araisel, Alex, and Princess. (She hasn't met jagung meletus, popcorn yet)

Favorite Color: A neon yellow
Gender: Female

Age: 10

Home: Antartica

Hobby: drawing, fighting, singing, acting, jumping rope, running, writing, and hunting. (So same as sister)

Brother and sister: Chad and Kiriah

Mom and dad: Julie and Brian/Julie's husband.

Little Biogrophy: Ally grew up in captivity, this time not realy a good surrounding but a surounding thats harsh and jantung breaking how they...
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posted by skipperfan5431
As Rebecca began to make her way out of the park and back to the bus stop, she was stopped oleh a familiar shadow. Officer X. "Well, well, well. Look who's a long way from halaman awal past her bedtime." He taunted, grabbing Rebecca's arm. She tried to pull away. "Ouch man! Let me go! Im just headed home!" She yelled, tugging her arm from the man's grasp. Officer X looked around at the exploded grenades and peices of confetti still laying about the floor. " Looks like your little friend had one heck of a party huh?" He said, picking a shell up. Then Alice came into the park. "Rebecca?? What the heck...
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"They've been gone way too long!! We need to go after them!! Hannah needs me, the rest of the group needs our army," berkata Jett. Alvandier then looked at the pond briefly, then turned back to Jett. "You're right, it's been seven days too many," berkata Alvandier. Jett then looked at the pond as well. "Seems the Earth is now rebuilding itself from pollution still, the clouds are white, and the sky is blue, now, even the water got cleaner," berkata Jett. Alvandier bowed his head down. "What's the matter Alvandier?" asked Domingo, budding into the conversation. "I failed my men, they all died on my account,...
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Kowalski finally shot the dinding with their Metal bending machine, breaking the dinding into several pieces, they soon ran in, right through the freezer, and opened the latch to see Dr. Damion, waiting for them with his trumpet and smiling. "Where's Private?! What did anda do to him?!" asked Hannah. "Oh, he had a little fight with me, as anda can tell oleh my incissions on my flesh," berkata Dr. Damion. "What did anda do to him?!" asked Lilly. "Nothing at all Miss Lilly, the little round one got away from me," berkata Dr. Damion. "What are anda going to punish us with then, Damion? Be the pick!!" yelled Kowalski....
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"Alright, we all know the plan men, we take the front of the fortress, we will attack for the first 25 minutes, enough time to get all of Dr. Damion's army distracted while the Mexican Arsenal will attack the back, allowing them to surprise attack Damion's forces," berkata Alvandier. "This plan is fool-proof, we have the men, the weapons, and siege tactics to distract Dr. Damion's men, since the Mexican Arsenal is equipped well enough to be able to destroy the fortress in one cepat, swift blow. This battle may last either 19 minutes, atau 3 days, so be conservative with strategies and rations," berkata Hannah....
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"Ewww.... Why do anda want me? You're 42 years old!! I'm only a teen!!" yelled Hannah, freaked out. "If anything else, I can commend anda for stating the obvious and emphasizing it!!" berkata Dr. Damion delightfully sarcastic. "Soooo.... That's all the choices I get?" asked Hannah. "Precisely, anda get the best values in life, since anda are indeed intelligent," berkata Dr. Damion. "Don't do it Hannah!!" yelled Lilly. Of course I don't wanna do it anda dumbass, thought Hannah. "Er, may I leave now?" asked Julien. "Excuse me?" asked Dr. Damion. "Well, I am of no importance to you, and, I have a country...
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posted by skipperfan5431
Lilly and Skipper sat and watched as the boys wailed on Alex. "Uh...Skipper? Shouldn't anda call them off?" She asked, not knowing weather to be concerned atau entertained. Skipper gave her another wink and called the boys. "Alright men. I think we taught this kitty a lesson. Let's head halaman awal for lights out." With that, the boys obediantly let go of whatever bulu they had grabbed on to and waddled twoards their home. Rico then turned, gave Alex a kick, and rushed after the others. "It was nice meeting anda guys, and again..sorry." Lilly whispered, trying not to let Alex hear. Skipper then grabed...
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"Sir, monitor 64," announced a short otter. "Weeeeell, surprise indeed," berkata a calm and cultivated tone of voice. "Shall I send a scout?" asked the otter. "No, leave it for me to judge," berkata the voice, he rose from his chair, then headed toward the screen, gracefully. "But sir, I suggest that maybe we can-" suggested the otter. "Do anda pertanyaan my judgement? My intelligence? Johnston?!" asked the voice hoarsely. "No sir," berkata Johnston. "Good, anda have learned rule number 5 clearly," berkata the voice. "Will anda require another fillet sir?" asked Johnston. "Hmm... Philly, in that manner of preparation,"...
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posted by E-Scope90
She got your number
She know your game
Look what you’re under
It’s so insane
Since anda seduced her
How does it feel
To know that woman
Is out to kill

Every man’s stance is like takin’ a chance it’s not about cinta and romance
And now you’re gonna get it
Every hot man is out takin’ a chance it’s not about cinta and romance
And now anda do forget it
To escape the world I’ve got to enjoy that simple dance
And it seemed that everything was on my side
She seemed sincere like it was cinta and true romance
And now she’s out to get me
But I just can’t take it
Just can’t break it

Susie got your number...
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posted by E-Scope90
There’s a ghost down in the hall
There’s a ghoul beneath the bed
Now it’s coming through the walls
Now it’s coming up the stairs
Then there’s screaming in the dark
Hear the beating of his heart
Can anda feel it in the air
Ghosts be hiding everywhere
I’m gonna be
Exactly what anda wanna see
It’s anda who’s scorning me
She wanting me
To be the stranger
In your life
Am I amusing you
But just confusing me
Am I the beast
You visualised
And if anda wanna see
Eccentric oddities
I’ll be grotesque before your eye
Let them all materialise
Is that scary for anda baby
Am I scary for you
Is it scary for anda baby
Is...
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At last it was time, Private would step onto the podium and earn his bowtie, the sign that he is now an adult. The crowd gathered around Private and then lifted him up. Amongst the cheering and hollering, Private saw Kowalski, that individual person who was "too smart for his own good". "Private, now, we award anda with our prize from us, to you!!" berkata Skipper, holding out a black bowtie for Private. "Okay, sure... I'll accept," berkata Private, uncaringly. "Here anda are Private!!" berkata Skipper, putting the bowtie onto Private. "You are now free to do as anda wish for the rest of the day!!!" cheered...
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posted by DrBlowhole1
The laughter from the mysterious voice now rattling in my mind as it faded out. "This is not how I planned my day." I stated clearly out loud getting lebih and lebih aggravated oleh the second.
"You seem very angry." The mysterious voice began once lebih still chuckling a little.
"Well, anda wouldn't bee in the happest mood either if anda were the one trapped!Let me out at once!" I snarled as my voice got even louder which just echoed off the walls back to me.
"Scream, yell, and what ever else anda can think of. You're never getting out anda know. Only way anda are leaving here is in a coffin."
"A...
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posted by amberpet01
Beauty and the Bandit

Theme 1: Forgetfulness

Mya's eyes narrowed as she heard a knock at the door. Rising from where she was sat in front of a burnt out candle and a stone cold dinner, she glanced at the time.

11:43pm

Needless to say, she was furious at Yamcha forgetting their anniversary. Again!

Flinging open the door, she felt her anger come to an abrupt halt. There stood Yamcha with most of his body parts in bandages. With a slightly unsteady hand, he held up a bunch of roses.

"I'm really sorry Mya. I had a small accident during training."

At first all she could do was sigh. Why could...
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posted by OfficialPrivate
PART III (Private's POV)

As I woke up, I noticed that Kowalski, Rico and Hannah had already woke up and apparently went inside the Hq...Something was going on. Suprisingly, as I got up and was walking towards the hole, I felt a streak of happyness run through from my beak to my toes. It was amazing! I felt GREAT! I felt like I could do ANYTHING! But as I reached the Hq hole, about to pull it up to go inside,...I heard someone raise their voice.....The good streak left my body in the blink of an eye, and I rushingly opened the hole and jumped inside. Hannah, Lilly and Marlene were right beside...
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