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Stupid Cleverbot.


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User:im a insane wanker.

Cleverbot: anda berkata anda were a vampire. Liar.

User: I'm a serigala rawr!

Cleverbot: Where do anda live?

User: In a den.

Cleverbot: What is the name of it?

User: halaman awal sweet home.

Cleverbot: Where is the house?

User: Behind you.

Cleverbot: There is nothing behind me.

User: Behind me.

Cleverbot: There is god behind me.

User: *cuts your chest with my claws*.

Cleverbot: Haha. Sorry, no. I am married.

User: Im a wolf.

Cleverbot: You're a furry?

User: Yeah furry wolf.

Cleverbot: I thought anda weren't sure.

User: *grrrr...*.

Cleverbot: What ? You're mad ? Come at me bro !

User: *Rawr!*.

Cleverbot: I cinta anda too.

User: *barks at you*.

Cleverbot: *ears flatten*.

User: *bites your leg*.

Cleverbot: *punches you*.

User: How dare you?!

Cleverbot: How dare anda dare me.

User: anda are a dead man!

Cleverbot: Where did that come from?

User: anda fucking yokel!

Cleverbot: Why did anda say I was your slave?

User: *bites your chest* Stop it...

Cleverbot: *bites harder*.

User: Stop biting my leg!

Cleverbot: I am not being mean. I am trying to be friends.

User: Im a furry serigala you?

Cleverbot: What is furry?

User: *barks at you*.

Cleverbot: *steps back*.

User: *barks and gets near you*.

Cleverbot: Maid-chan.

User: *Rawr*.

Cleverbot: *You're not a lion*.

User: Im a wokf.

Cleverbot: anda are not.

User: I mean im a wolf.

Cleverbot: Don't anda mean anda are NOT a girl?

User: *bites your nose*.

Cleverbot: No!

User: *bites harder*.

Cleverbot: *screams*.

User: *rips off your nose*.

Cleverbot: *rips off your head*.

User: Im a serigala your idiot.

Cleverbot: How are anda a wolf?

User: *bites your leg*.

Cleverbot: *screams louder*.

User: *bite harder*.

Cleverbot: *tries to escape you*.

User: *rips off your leg*.

Cleverbot: *screams*.

User: *feed your leg*.

Cleverbot: *refuses to eat*.

User: *feeding your leg*.

Cleverbot: *is forced to eat moldy food*.

User: *barks*.

Cleverbot: *hears it*.

User: *runs away*.

Cleverbot: *invents chemistry*.

User: IM ON puncak, atas OF WORLD! Again.

Cleverbot: Do anda want to go out with chail.

User: *grrr....*.

Cleverbot: Do anda ever seen walking dead?

User: *rawr*.

Cleverbot: *rawr*.

User: *preparing to attack you*.

Cleverbot: anda are going to attack me?

User: 3...2...

Cleverbot: 4...

User: *attacks anda violently*.

Cleverbot: *is attacked*.

User: *rips off your head*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.
posted by Red_Pyramid206
NOTE: Just to clear things up, this is somewhat a sequel to the Final Destination crossover oleh Igtar77, his most baru saja chapter was the prequel to the Dante's Inferno crossover. One lebih thing. This was written for pure entertainment, not for religious purpose.


*3 Days After Kate's Encounter With Death*

Kate walked on, hoping to find a place to rest for the night. On her back was the scythe she mencuri from death himself. She laughed at how she made death plea for life, how Ironic. The scythe itself was pretty light, and for some reason it stuck to her back and she was able to easily reach...
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Well, guys, this Is the Balto fanfic where I'm working at since a couple of years!!! I'm posting all the chapters here, but one at a time!!!!

Here's the first chapter!!!

Balto, Jenna, Aleu, Boris and all the others are property of Universal Pictures, I do not own the rights to them.

Barrow, Celeste and Ewan are the property of Kelev.

Martin, Jack, Jeanne, Trace, Marian, Oregon and Chelsea are the property of Alue26 (me).

The judul of the fanfic is leaned from the Michel Valiant comic ‘The Hell behind the Circuit’, property of Jean and Philippe Graton. I do not own the right to them.

The song...
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posted by HumphreyAlpha
(Bear in mind that I really did go to Alabama, and the story that I tell is one hundred percent true)

(June 27, 2011)

After an exhilarating hari of screwing around on the beaches of Fort Morgan, Alabama, we were all dog tired.
Scar, Kate, and I retreated from the rapidly chilling ocean breeze into the warmth and safety of our rented beachfront property.
Scar and Kate lounged around on the dipan, sofa while I prepared dinner; daging panggang, steak for the serigala and a supreme pizza for moi. The succulent meaty aroma of steaks mixing with the dough and toppings on the pizza made all of our mouths water.

Once the food...
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Humphrey had always wondered why Kate made those strange sudden yelping noises while she slept. It had been a tahun since Kate and Humphrey had started sleeping together, (it wasn't the sleeping but the staying awake part that Humphrey was interested in) and only just recently in the last few months had she started yelping in her sleep. Humphrey began to ponder as he ly awake in tempat tidur listening to this phenomenon- was it a nightmare of some sorts, a late night reactive orgasm to the afternoon before in which they both yelped uncontrollably any way. Either way it was strange.

Being Kates mate Humphrey...
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lost in conversation, the night passed on and on, slowly as the moon kept its course of travel. It was steady as it had ever been, dependable, and tonight, kind and generous.
It gave light to everything around and asked for nothing in return, it filled each serigala there with a glee and joy. Some wolves, even with a rambunctious edge on this night.

Zen's Omega's mingled with the other Clan Omegas, Deltas and a few Betas all night, Eight among them. The group hadn't moved an inch, though the size of it had grown some. Members left to mingle, returned and left again, some newcomers came oleh to say...
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posted by Red_Pyramid206
I decided to rewrite this chapter because it was originally too rushed and I left great detail out. Plus Katie made me do it.

Hi, my name is Chris. I work for an architecture company and am well paid. I live in my own house across the jalan, street from my two best friends, Jon and Kate. My friend Colby and his mate Scar live down the road. Sweets and Artic live around the corner. Brandon and Lilly live selanjutnya door. Uriah and Humphrey are selanjutnya to Jon and Kate. It was nice to have my friends close. But the one thing that made me different was that I was alone, single. Everyone else had someone to love...
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posted by AlphaWolfCurt
Chapter 3
Shakey’s Getting Married

Humphrey finally arrived at Mooch’s sarang, den “Hey Mooch anda there bud! “Humphrey yelled from outside the den. “Yes I’m here Humphrey what’s up” Mooch berkata as he walked out of his den. ”Kate and I just romanced together and she berkata I was good” Humphrey berkata in an excited voice. “Wow that’s good for anda Humphrey” Mooch berkata in a sad tone. ”What’s wrong I thought anda would be happy for me” Humphrey berkata as he walked up to Mooch.” I am happy for anda it’s just oh it doesn’t matter” Mooch berkata as he walked over to Humphrey with...
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posted by HumphreyAlpha
 The Lockheed Martin F-22A Raptor
The Lockheed Martin F-22A Raptor
(June 2, 2011)
(This episode takes place two days after part 11)

When I woke up Saturday morning, Scar was already awake and not in the tempat tidur with me. This immediately sent my brain racing, because this was very unusual. She laying on the window ledge, looking out at the gray mist. I raised myself up on one elbow and looked at her through fuzzy eyes.
"Scar?" I berkata softly.
She looked over at me, her eyes alert.
"Oh, hey," she whispered back.
"What's wrong, babe?" I asked.
"Today's your graduation from Aggressors, right?" she asked.
"Yeah."
"I have a bad feeling about today," she berkata softly.
"What's...
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posted by Humphrey_Omega
Okay i was looking through all of the characters of alpha and omega and was thinking about the detik movie. Now, i think they should have certain characters in there more. For example, they only had permen and Sweets in there for what 30 seconds? I think they should put in lebih of those two i think that would be interesting. Also, they should have lebih of the eastern pack life involved like tampil their territory a bit lebih they never even showed it in the original movie. i believe there are no dissapointments in this movie because i am obsessed as well as alot of others. one major thing that...
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That selanjutnya morning, Kate got up, and told Cando to meet her in a back alley. They met, and Kate pulled out her gun.
“Woah, Kate, what are anda doing!?”
“I’m going to do what Humphrey did. Take anda to the hospital speeding really fast, then hit an Omega I will eventually mate with!”
“It only works when anda don’t expect it! It doesn’t work if anda plan that! God works that way!”
“I have lost Faith in God!”
Something fell into Cando’s jantung signaling him to get her to have Faith again. It was a sign from God! He was put on this world for two reasons! One, to be tested if...
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A fan get together PT.1: THe summer home.

This takes place, in the first person perspective of myself. This will be about Jon, Brandon, Jeremy, and Uriah. atau in their fanpop names, KateALphaWolf, Metallica1147, (Or what ever those last four numbers are...) VengeanceWolf, and UriahA... The story starts with us all at an A and O convention that has gone horribly wrong in the summer break. Enjoy my comedy... -Kates-mate101

I opened the door to the convention. The door creaked open slowly. I closed my eyes and flipped my long black/brown hair over my right eye, as I do when I'm nervous, but then...
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Humphrey was transported to crash site two where Garths squad set up a perimiter the good thing was Humphrey wasn't paralized so he limped over to Omega 1 crash and found kates body striped and bloody and he found the rest of the crew but what got to Humphrey was that his girlfriend was dead he sat there holding her body Crying he was on guard though incase of an attack Then there was an explosion and humphrey limped twoard the building they had for the wounded he sat on a cot he couldn't feel his back then he heard a loud explosion and he heard A cry of pain I ran out side and found my Squad...
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Humphrey couldn’t walk correctly. The hit really took him down. He didn’t want to go to the hospital though. He decided to visit Winston and Eve. They lost a daughter, so Kate was almost as big of a loss for them. He drove over to their house.
“Hey, Winston! How are you?”
“I’m alright, I just wish I know where that woman went with Kate.”
“I’m trying to figure it out myself. It’s hopeless! I have to put my life back together somehow. I‘m missing my mate, my brother, and one of my friends.”
“Come on in, the three of us can talk.”
“Ok, thanks.”
Winston rubbed the...
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posted by UriahA
Scar was crying the selanjutnya morning. She didn’t know how she fell asleep. The only way was oleh crying herself to sleep. Then her attitude switch. She started to rage! That trucker killed her husband and now he had to pay!
She got up and got on of the cars Humphrey let her borrow. She came of to Kate and Humphrey’s truck.
“Kate, what was the license number of that truck?”
“It was…”
“Hold on let me gnaw it down… ok.”
“It was a Montana state license plate, 1169375. It was a Volvo double cab truck carrying most Toyotas.”
“Ok, thanks.”
Scar grabbed the Hemi Charger from...
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Kate felt a huge pain in her stomach as she awoke. It was extreme and unbearable.
“Humphrey! It’s time!”
“Time for what?”
Kate was laying there in pain, “What do anda think?”
“Oh, I see, hold on, I’ll drive anda to the hospital.”
Humphrey carried Kate to the kabin of the truck and sped to the hospital. He arrived at the hospital and carried Kate in. Kate was laid down on a soft rock and started pushing.
“Come on, Kate! Keep pushing!” Humphrey yelled.
“Ahh!”
A head started to appear.
“The head is out, keep pushing!” The doctor said.
The front part of the body came...
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posted by PrinceRhaegar
 Alec and Kelly
Alec and Kelly
In loving memory of Thomas Wright 1993-2011, May anda rest in peace buddy, Ill always cinta you.

So after the drama with Kent I finally managed to get time to be with Kelly oleh myself, something that I had planned on doing for awhile. Now that spring was in full thaw, one of my favorit place was accesible once again.
Right now I was finishing up a lesson with ten of the best Alphas in our territory. After my capture of Kent, Tony told me Id be training them in how to manipulate energy.
I had protested but he wouldnt budge.
Now, we were working on cardio, because for them best, some of the were out...
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Cando and Scar were planning their big day. They thought of the specialties to handout and the place they were going to get married. Cando paused.
“Hey, Scar, we’re going to have an awfully big wedding for no other people.”
Scar thought about that, “That’s true… ok, the serigala are going to have to know about this.”
“You know, Humphrey is a good messenger, we can get him to tell everyone,” Cando said.
“What about your friend Hutch? Isn’t he good?”
“Hutch is Humphrey’s brother. They both have some kind of messenger trait.”
“We should tell both of them. I’ll...
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"Who was it, Garth?" Lily asked as she bounded up to sit beside him.

"I'm not sure, but it looked like…like…HER."

… After the stampede, Kate awoke to an all-consuming blackness. "Humphrey, where are you?" she cried.

Her last memory was of Humphrey covering her body with his own to protect her before she felt a sharp pain at the base of her skull and woke up here. "I hope he's okay, he must have loved me just like I loved him," thought Kate.

"He did cinta you, lebih that anda atau anybody else will ever know. In fact, Humphrey is waiting for anda to come back to him." A bright light appeared from...
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Humphrey and Kate got back to their sarang, den and imediately made for their bed. "Chris berkata it should fit both of us." Kate said. Humphrey got in beside her.
"Well, he was right."
Humphrey found a zip above Kate's head. "Hey, look. It zips up."
He pulled it down and he and Kate were cocooned together.
"I think I prefer this to sleeping on the floor." berkata Kate, wrapping herself around him. Humphrey snuggled up to her.
"Me too."

Slowly, Humphrey drifted off. As he slept, he drempt that he was in the sarang, den with Kate. He hugged Kate, but when he tried to let go, somthing was wrong. He couldn't. The dream Kate...
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posted by anubis210
Just looking on the web all the time about alpha and omega and membaca the cometns and reviews that people do, and they i can imagian are not the most smartes people around, critics will only give a movie good credit if it was full of blood gore sex and drugs and that is true, if it has non of that in it they they will give loads of credit to a multi millian dollar blockbuster movie witch i think is wrong. So the movie is as anda all know anyway about two wolves, humphey witch is the lovable but not so bright ( in a cute way ) omega who falls in cinta with kate the beautiful alpha when he was...
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