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Stupid Cleverbot.


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User:im a insane wanker.

Cleverbot: anda berkata anda were a vampire. Liar.

User: I'm a serigala rawr!

Cleverbot: Where do anda live?

User: In a den.

Cleverbot: What is the name of it?

User: halaman awal sweet home.

Cleverbot: Where is the house?

User: Behind you.

Cleverbot: There is nothing behind me.

User: Behind me.

Cleverbot: There is god behind me.

User: *cuts your chest with my claws*.

Cleverbot: Haha. Sorry, no. I am married.

User: Im a wolf.

Cleverbot: You're a furry?

User: Yeah furry wolf.

Cleverbot: I thought anda weren't sure.

User: *grrrr...*.

Cleverbot: What ? You're mad ? Come at me bro !

User: *Rawr!*.

Cleverbot: I cinta anda too.

User: *barks at you*.

Cleverbot: *ears flatten*.

User: *bites your leg*.

Cleverbot: *punches you*.

User: How dare you?!

Cleverbot: How dare anda dare me.

User: anda are a dead man!

Cleverbot: Where did that come from?

User: anda fucking yokel!

Cleverbot: Why did anda say I was your slave?

User: *bites your chest* Stop it...

Cleverbot: *bites harder*.

User: Stop biting my leg!

Cleverbot: I am not being mean. I am trying to be friends.

User: Im a furry serigala you?

Cleverbot: What is furry?

User: *barks at you*.

Cleverbot: *steps back*.

User: *barks and gets near you*.

Cleverbot: Maid-chan.

User: *Rawr*.

Cleverbot: *You're not a lion*.

User: Im a wokf.

Cleverbot: anda are not.

User: I mean im a wolf.

Cleverbot: Don't anda mean anda are NOT a girl?

User: *bites your nose*.

Cleverbot: No!

User: *bites harder*.

Cleverbot: *screams*.

User: *rips off your nose*.

Cleverbot: *rips off your head*.

User: Im a serigala your idiot.

Cleverbot: How are anda a wolf?

User: *bites your leg*.

Cleverbot: *screams louder*.

User: *bite harder*.

Cleverbot: *tries to escape you*.

User: *rips off your leg*.

Cleverbot: *screams*.

User: *feed your leg*.

Cleverbot: *refuses to eat*.

User: *feeding your leg*.

Cleverbot: *is forced to eat moldy food*.

User: *barks*.

Cleverbot: *hears it*.

User: *runs away*.

Cleverbot: *invents chemistry*.

User: IM ON puncak, atas OF WORLD! Again.

Cleverbot: Do anda want to go out with chail.

User: *grrr....*.

Cleverbot: Do anda ever seen walking dead?

User: *rawr*.

Cleverbot: *rawr*.

User: *preparing to attack you*.

Cleverbot: anda are going to attack me?

User: 3...2...

Cleverbot: 4...

User: *attacks anda violently*.

Cleverbot: *is attacked*.

User: *rips off your head*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.
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posted by SentinelPrime89
Runt yawned loudly during the later hours of morning daylight, stretching his small paws out wide. Kate felt the mild pricks of her youngest's claws touching her upper left side. She spoke out to Humphrey to stop for a moment, then laid on her stomach into the snow.
"Morning, Runt." Kate berkata while smiling.
She waited patiently for Runt to get off her back and stood back up. Making a short right turn, Kate lowered her head down and rubbed her chin against Runt's head. Runt hugged her in return and his stomach suddenly gurgled. "I'm hungry, Mom." He said.
Kate nodded and told her pup, "I know....
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posted by frankrivera
heres my last chapter giggity giggity goo. anda dare memukul me , anda motherfucking basterd !!!!!! Eve yelld she smaked him back eve got on puncak, atas of him chokeing him. She choked so hard she saw blood sqwerting in his mouth and then she stoped and got up humphrey was throwing up blood all over the sarang, den . S-top eve please its all over now she gone theres nothing to do about it......its over . Humphrey berkata lilly ran to humphrey giveing him a big hug and berkata . Oh humphrey i thought anda was going to die she said. im not im ok and can i tell anda something ? He ask . Sure lily berkata humphrey wisperd in...
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posted by CODkiller14
Well this is my new series. I hope anda like this when anda see this [AN: with something in it] anda can skip it but i'm just telling anda if u add a song with it at the exact time it could be alike and be cool. I hope anda like it and enjoy.
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WARNING: Please Read Ratings:
Violent: 2/4
Sex: 1.5/4
Language: 3/4
Enjoy

Pre-Story:
POV: James
The name is James. Im 19, and what do I do? Well I'm an assassin.
I kill people who hurts friends atau Family, I Steal a lot of things, Wear a Cloth on me to protect my face, Spike Collar. Black bulu but my face, chest to my waste...
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Alright, I'm posting this chapter of "Shadow's Life" on this account because for some reason, fanpop didn't like them on that one... And they in no way disturb the "Term of Service" and are completely appropriate...

It was only a few days after that an Alpha found me,"It's time for Alpha School kid" was his only words, he walked out of the sarang, den and I followed. I wasn't sure what was going to happen at Alpha school but I wasn't sure it would be fun... Soon we came to a small clearing within the forest, there were fourteen people lined up, and I made fifteen. I quickly got in the line and waited...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Episode 3: Battles

Nick: *walking around with Garth and Lilly*

Lilly: *sees a Bench* What is that?

Nick: Thats a Bench.

Lilly: What does it do?

Nick: anda sit on it when your tired.

Lilly: Oh, thats kind of cool.

Astra: Where to first?

Nick: We have to get H Pieces so that i can free Kate and Humphrey.

Astra: *sees a guy with big glasses eying Lilly*

Kricke: Yo! Can i have one of your Dogs?

Nick: These are Wolves, and why do anda want one?

Kricke: For Dis...i mean for my Mas...i mean for a Pet.

Nick: Ummmmm no

Kricke: How about we make a Wager?

Lilly: Wager?

Nick: Like a Bet.

Kricke: We do a VR Battle, and who...
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posted by ztarx5
hey everyone. Here is a new story call The War.
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WARNING: Please Read Rating
Violence: 1/3
Sex: 0/3
Language: 1/3

Ch1 A New serigala in Town

First POV: Stars

5:30 AM
It was a cool night, sleeping outside in the forest. I was a lone wolf, didn't have a relationship, mate, nothing. Just (as they say) Me, Myself and I. It was raining a little bit but kept me cool. Then a lighting shot out from the sky and thunder came out of nowhere and made a loud noise. 'BLAM!' I woke up. "Holy Shit!" Then I just walk around and find food and water for the day. Then voices started around...
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continuing the coversation between kate and humphery in the empty den."yes humphery I have what anda have"."why did anda never tell me"."why didnt anda tell me".kate said."the selanjutnya thing that happened they both just fell on the ground and were out cold, no one nows how. When they woke up they were in some kind of ritual, there were about 120 binatang around them and some guy was speaking in german: ra-tha-ra-tha-raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! every animal there started yelling. Humphery and kate started to fell wired in there bodies. then kate's eyes started to change color to black. she then collasped onto the ground, humphery then started to run to kate but some kind of fource made humphery fly a few feet away. Kate started to speak in german then started to sit up. She then started saying ra-tha-ra-tha and when they got to the raa kates body changed into the werewolf for ever
END OF CHAPTER 3
One night humphery was in his sarang, den laying down with kate cuddling up against him asleep. Humphery got up slowly not to wake kate. He got up and walked outside and started walking away from the cave to garths and lillys den.when he got there he went in side and awoke garth that was asleep with lilly and told him to do him a favor. Garth agreed, so they both walked out side and went into the forest,"were are we going?".garth said."deep into the woods"."whats the favor"."you'll see". After about 10 menit of walking humphery and garth come to a clearing. "so whats the fav"---before he can finish...
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Chapter 1: Log-sledding
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One hari in Jasper Park, Canada, two wolves, one of them a slender female with emas fur, brown eyes, a creamy face and legs, and a white underbelly, and the other a thin male with gray fur, a black mane and tail, blue eyes, and a silver underbelly and legs, are seen at the puncak, atas of a hill, pushing a log toward the slope.

"You ready for this Kate?" the gray serigala says.

"Sure I am, Humphrey, I've done this about 5 times now." The emas one replies.

"Okay," Humphrey says as he gets in the log with Kate following "Here we go!"

Humphrey pushes the log down the slope of the...
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Trueshadowwolf woke up, then he was scratching himself, then was buttmunching his butt like normally serigala do, then went outside his den. And kingsimba4ever9 was there, she was scratching her self also. "Hey kingsimba4ever9, I'm going out the forest, wanna come?" Trueshadowwolf said. "Sure, I got nothing to do anyways." Kingsimba4ever9 said. They were just walking through the forest, then there's a cave, we usally call it the cave of memories, of all the friendship spent together! They went into the cave. I saw my writings on the walls in the cave. The good times I spent with roseomega, we...
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(based off of the dukes of hazard tv tampil so im creating a little side story series away from my main series)

"AAARROOO!!!" humphrey howled as he and his friend flew through the air in the general lee and land with a load thud "wow!!! that was freaking awesome cuz lets do it again!!!" says garth. "sorry cuz, but we promised uncle winston we would get his moonshine to him without breaking a bottle:."well how abo a freindly wager? i bet anda the old phonebook that we dont break a single battle of uncle winstons moonshine". "oh now thats a bet i cant deny, YOUR ON!!!" humphrey floors the gas petel...
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Somebody once told me the world is gonna owe me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if anda don't go
You'll never shine if anda don't glow

Hey now you're an All bintang get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock bintang get...
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Well another hari case was solved. Matt walked out of the court. "So Matt anda wanna go to a guys Night?" Jimmy said. "Sorry Jimmy, Im going to be busy later." Matt said.
12:00am.
Matt was puting on a costume. The costume model as a serigala link (if anda can get it.) But theres one thing anda dont know about Matt. Ever since he got the powers from the toxin in his eyes a tahun later, he became DAREDEVIL!!!! He got out his cane and breaked the middle and became a knunchucks. Its also a stick, grabble hook, and theres a blade inside. He walked out the window and jumped out. He grabble hooked on a roof...
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One night Kate and Humphrey were walking around just talking so they each were having a race to see who could get halaman awal first.

"Ready set go!" berkata Humphrey. Soon Kate and Humphrey were taking separate paths. Kate took the lost path while Humphrey took the aman, brankas path. Soon Kate was found lost with twenty separate paths to take and none of them led home.

"You lost?" berkata someone.

"Who is there?!" berkata Kate. Then a serigala with a chain on her leg came out of the bushes and Kate was scared.

"Do not be alarmed." the serigala said.

"Who are you?" berkata Kate.

"I am Katie." she said.

"Wow my name is Kate." berkata Kate....
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