Today (well, okay, yesterday) in English class we were learning about facts and opinions, and the difference between them. Then we had to fill in an opinion sheet called "The Best", where it would say "The best [something] is..." and anda had to fill in the blank with what anda think is the best color/tv show/food/other is. When we were done, we shared ours with the rest of the class. One boy, Max, decided to share his...
Max: The best teacher is...Mrs.Short-Robertson!
Mrs.Short Robertson: [laughing] Oh, suck up.
Max: I berkata it was an opinion, not a fact.

A/N: See, I told anda purple isn't red. Turns out I was right after all...

who am I ?
I have black a white spots,
I produce milk,leather and beef
I normally eat grass
I say 'mooo' a lot

I am a cow

Who am I ?
I am a liquid
I can flow from rivers lakes damns and also through the tap.
I can clean you
I am in you
I can keep anda from dehydration

I am water

Who am I ?
I am food
I can be eaten
I am fleshy
I can be cooked
I can be the colour brown, red, atau pink.
I am yummy
sometimes I can be the main course of a meal

I am meat

Who am I,
I am fluffy
I can flow around the air
I am light
I come from a bird
anda can pull me apart

I am a feather

found this on the net:

5 Ways to Confuse, Worry, atau Just Scare the Bejeezus Out Of People In A Computer Lab

1) Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

2) Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes, and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone that looks at you.

3) When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that anda can't get the damn thing to work. After s/he's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour.

4) Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person selanjutnya to anda evily.

5) Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's setup with.

Hi everyone it's meeeeeee Invader Calliope!
NOW TAKE YOUR SEATS!
*AT SKOOL*
Marry: hey lesly
Lesly: Whatever!
Marry: UMMM OK THEN......
Tay Tay: Dam da di do........
Marry: I wonder what's gottan into Lesly......
JDARLIN: I DON'T KNOW!
Sarah: I KNOW SHE IS JUST IN A MOOD!
Tami: What type oh mood?
Sarah: The mood were anda only respond saying "what ever"
everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Marry: Then i need to tell Lesly i'm sorry for not understanding her mood!
JDARLIN: OK anda HAVE TO RUN BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Marry: I'm on it!
1 jam LATER
Marry: I'm sorry Lesly I'm sorry! I should have been lebih understanding!
Lesly: WHATEVER
everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End!
Story by: Invader Calliope *ok i'm going to stop saying the story oleh thing because anda know it's oleh me*

dear,2timer

anda berkata anda loved me
anda berkata anda cared
anda berkata i was the moon in anda dark sky
anda berkata i made anda jantung complete
anda berkata i made anda smile when anda were weak
anda berkata no girl could compare
anda berkata i was beautiful
anda berkata i was the first real ciuman anda ever had
anda lied
anda played me
yo turned my world black
anda broke my jantung and made me weak
anda fucked my so called friend
anda made me crack my mirror and gag when I think of you
anda cheat anda bastard! don't come round here again cuz anda fucked with the wrong bitch! and now your gonna get fucked I cinta you, not! I hope anda like my cinta letter cuz that’s the last you'll ever get…

from, girl with gun

1. Why don't anda go hump a teddy atau something.

2. Stuff it up ya jumper.

3. go eat a dog shit

4. go suck ya mum

5. die block head

6. stick ya head in a feed bag

7. yo dawg go eat ya chum

8. yah smell like a fart

9. i may be dumb but im not stupid

(ok i know some of these are mean and some i would never use and i can add some lebih if u wan't me to I CAN ADD A MILLION lebih MUWAHAHAAAAAAAAA ............................................................................................................HAVE A NICE DAY)

1. I've got my perpustakaan card and im checking anda out.
2.If I could rearrange thealphabet Id put U and I together.
3. Are anda wearing luar angkasa pants? Cuz your butt is out of this world!
4. Hey, girl scout, those kue, cookie for sale?
5. anda must be a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you.
6. Are anda a Pokemon? Cuz I wanna Pikachu!
7. I'd keep anda in isle 7; that's where we keep the hot tomales
8. So is it hard?
9. anda wanna hot dog to go with those buns? (LOL)
10. Do anda like it? You're job? Is it really hard? (gotta think dirty)

Rant #1: Gender Roles / Double Standards

anda know what really boils my blood to the point of evaporation?!! Gender double standards!

Whenever a girl likes boy things such as Transformers, TMNT, atau Thundercats, she's a "super cool tomboy" atau had "girl power"!

But whenever a guy likes girl things such as My Little Pony, Littlest Pet Shop, atau Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi, he's a "weak manchild" atau he needs to "grow up"!

It drives me nuts! I mean, it's okay for girls to like boy things but it's not good at all for guys to like girl things! That's human hypocrisy at it's best people!

Gender double standards make as much sense as a hedgehog that flies into the mouth of a hawk that can shoot lasers from it's eyes which summon a three headed dragon!