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FRIENDS: Will comfort anda when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
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FRIENDS: Will be there for anda when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !
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FRIENDS: Helps anda up when anda fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
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FRIENDS: Helps anda find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings...
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posted by milorox18
Do anda remember the 90s??


Just because anda were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like anda could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.

You're a 90's kid if anda remember:

You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles


You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"


You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."


You remember -Step oleh Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World-Full...
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IMPORTANT: some fanpopers may find this disturbing...so if u find it so plzz komentar if i get lebih than 10 negative komentar ill hapus it!!
thnxx........bot rofl its funny






We aren’t mind readers!
We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
When anda sleep over never boss me around in tempat tidur unless it is during sex.
Smoking is the biggest turn off.
It never hurts to work out.
If anda don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
“Fine” atau “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
If anda want sex, just ask. (In case anda didn’t already...
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1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as anda are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let anda see us cry, unless we want anda to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if anda are interested. But we will later deny it atau make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot atau sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for anda (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if anda don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Hippo susu is pink
Ice cream is Chinese food
Daizi Zheng, a Chinese designer, made a Coca-Cola powered cell phone
George W. semak, bush was once a cheerleader
Smelling bananas can help anda lose weight
An insurance program in Britain provides insurance plans for protection from falling coconuts
There's a town in Pennsylvania called Intercourse
The yoyo was invented in the Philippines to use as a weapon
Typewriter is the longest word that can be typed using keys from only one row on a QWERTY keyboard
The Dvorak keyboard is lebih efficient than the QWERTY keyboard
Email has been around longer than the World Wide...
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Well, another part finished and another In-Indie Extra where we rank the games, talk about the indie news world and find out what’s coming up in indie titles. I’d say that this tahun was definitely filled with a lot of great games, a couple of decent titles and We Happy Few. So let’s get on with the ranking and see which games were the best and which were We Happy Few

The Least Good

10: We Happy Few

Did I mention I don’t like this game? Now this was not without trying. For about a week, I forced myself to play the game. I would play for two hours, experience an annoying mission or, more...
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See that? I'm a dedicated fan to the acak spot. Haha I got my medal and anda didn't!
























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Be yourself. Don't hold anything back.
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posted by humpherywolf34
The Teenage Boy
Chapter 1
Brett

There is a kid, a male, age of 15, in the 9th grade. He has brown hair that stops at the nape of his neck. He has bangs that cover his right eye, he likes to keep his hair behind his ears, he has dark blue eyes. He never sweeps it away from his right eye, never. He is in his bed, a king size tempat tidur with covers with a unique design, of the warna red, blue, and green, which are his favorit colors. He likes listening to various music, he has albums of The Wanted, Five Finger Death Punch, Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Lorde, One Republic and Hollywood Undead.

He...
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Cabin for the Summer
Chapter 12: Minnie
By: moolah

(so, very sorry for the wait on this chapter…I will TRY to make it worth it!!)
I’ve been obsessed with Lexisfaith’s original stories, and I have decided I’m going to try and write stories like days of the week. I don’t have that many stories, but for now anda will get And I Care Why and these…so…hope u enjoy!!!


Dear Diary,
    I want to leave this place. Everything that could go wrong is. The only thing that makes it better is Gossip Girl TiVo’d on the flat screen in our room. I miss just hanging out on the beach...
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posted by jessicamc26
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is angry, She opens her tas, dompet to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it." The blond balasa "Shut up, you're next."
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-Russia's coastline is 23 000 miles (37 015 kilometers for those who use kilometers), if anda stretched out all of your blood vessels, it would be 93 00 miles (1 496 69 kilometers)

-In Iceland your last name is your fathers first name and son atau duter added to the end. Leif Erikson? Leif Erik's son

-The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial

-In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator

-Karaoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese

-Rhode Island is the smallest state; yet it has...
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* I didn't write this :)

1. Sit in a corner and pretend like you’re making out with yourself. (This works even better when 2 people are doing it separately.)
2. Pay entirely in pennies.

3. Tell them anda require three copies of the receipt for filing reasons.

4. Order a shake, and tell them anda want daging babi asap, bacon with it. If they say no, complain loudly for others to hear, and scream out, "I guess anda really don't wana see me smile do you, because right now I don't exactly feel like smiling in light of the extenuating circumstances!"

5. Ask to see the manager, then complain to him about all of life’s...
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I looked this up and it was interesting.

The word “dream” is most likely related to the West Germanic draugmus, (meaning deception, illusion, atau phantom) atau from the Old Norse draugr (ghost, apparition) atau the Sanskrit druh (seek to harm atau injure).e
You cannot snore and dream at the same time.c
Adults dream off and on, for a total of about an jam and half to three hours every night.e
By the time we die, most of us will have spent a quarter of a century asleep, of which six years atau lebih will have been spent dreaming—and almost all of those dreams are forgotten upon waking.g
The average person...
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posted by IloveMyLord
Remember, anda don't forgive someone for his atau her sake - anda forgive them for your sake. (On a side note, I just read that as "sake", the drink. I think that means it's time for me to get some sushi.)

Forgiving doesn't mean forgetting, nor does it mean that you've diberikan the message that what someone did was okay. It just means that you've let go of the anger atau guilt towards someone, atau towards yourself. But that can be easier berkata than done. If forgiveness was easy, everyone would be doing it.



"When anda hold resentment toward another, anda are bound to that person atau condition oleh an emotional...
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posted by xoxoLA
I think batman, superman and captain America.
I cinta captain America and I cinta a military man plus he is so dreamy ahhhhhhhh! xx
I cinta superman cuz he is so strong I cinta strong men with muscels .
I cinta batman because he is cute and my kinda man.
I cinta them all and I have crushes on them all too! Oops just gave away my crush oh well? Does it matter message me if anda think it does.
Why do anda think I like them so much? I literally have no idea why I like them all so much and if u like aquaman it is a bit weird cuz hes a merman atau whatever anda call him I just don't really care about him and sorry to the creators of him but he really isn't stylish.......
posted by nessienjake
Here are some interesting facts.
A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.

A hiu can detect one part of blood in 100 million parts of water.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of ingredients in the sauce.

A tikus can last longer without water than a camel.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.

A kismis dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.

A person cannot taste...
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posted by deathding
Once upon a midnight dreary

As I reference weak and cowardly

I think to myself, in the midst of the hour

My keyboard dusty, the air turning sour

On what to write about, as natal is near

Shall I give in to the holidays, atau wait in fear?

I type with passion, this message to all

Right around the last moments of Fall

I type with wonder, this message to us

In the presence of stress, reviving our rust

I spit this with agony, exasperation controlling me like a puppet

As I ponder on when I shall reach the summit

I spit this with humor, over-dramatic and all

Even though in reality, my emotions still crawl

I ask myself why, why I am doing this

Maybe so I can soothe my audience with bliss

In the end though, anda all knew why

Because of a creature titled Boredom, roaming the night sky.
posted by bucherstrongest
 THE DORKS, yeah umm... never mind
THE DORKS, yeah umm... never mind
Well, I always wanted to create new cartoon, and I did it: Smile World, Super Broko, Planet Gaggo and the new one ~ The Dorks. I dunno why did I call it The Dorks, it was the only tittle which came to my mind. Yeah so it has 8 main characters: Saliva, Stupidness, Angry Lazy, Punka-Punka Goth, Electro-Dumb, Anti-Genius and silly twins ~ Mala and Gala (they are on the pic). OK let's talk about Saliva. Ehem-ehmm, Saliva is crazy wierdo. He's favorit color is green, he's favorit phrase is "I'm dumb green wierdo underware", he created it. Saliva loves monkeys, he has a monkey at his house called...
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posted by someone_save_me
So I used to be the queen of pranking. anda may have heard some of these before, but these are some of the best, least complex ones I've pulled.

1. Go to google gambar and cari up "Blue Screen of Death". Save it as a image and change your victims desktop dinding paper to this. Hide all icon and watch them try to "fix" it.

2. Hack someones iPod and hapus all songs. Then, download "Never gonna give anda up" and "Friday" So they are the only songs to play. If anda can, download them more, record them, whatever anda can.

3. When people are sleeping, take the dipan, sofa cushions, unzip them (their should be...
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posted by VoicesInMyHead
Disclaimer: I don't own the questions, just the answers. Also, some of these come from a religious point of view rather than a philosophical point of view, but there the only jawaban I can think of. Please feel free to offer alternative ideas.





- What is the sound of one hand clapping? Fwip fwip fwip. If anda open and close your hand it makes this sound.





* if a pohon falls in the middle of the forest, does it make a sound? Yes. This pertanyaan is based on the theory that sound is a figment of imagination. But the same principle applies to the existence of the TREE'S existence. So, assuming the tree...
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