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posted by MutantGenius
I was sitting in class and this girl kept flipping her hair in my face. oleh this time it was November, and she'd been doing it since August.

I finally decided to tell her, "Please stop flipping your hair in my face," as politely as I could.

"Excuse me, well, I'm sorry, but I'm stretching, I can't just stop!"

"Um, anda can stretch without flipping your hair," I said.

"No I can't," she said.

"Uh, yes anda can."

"Well anda didn't have to be so rude!"

"I wasn't rude,"

"Yes anda were, wasn't she?"

"I berkata please."

"No, anda were totally rude."

I grew a tiny bit of back bone just then, I berkata "Okay, sure, whatever...
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Here is a acak game I saw online. Just think of acak ways anda can kicked out of Wal-Mart
(Don't try this for real life!)

1) Take all of the drinks anda can find and open them up, spilling them onto the ground

2) (my friends do this, they are so stupid!) Go up to acak people, touch them, and say "Tag, your it!" and run

3) Run through the store yelling, "Virgin alert! Virgin alert! All men periscopes down!"

4) Run around the store and hide between displays, clothes, and aisles bernyanyi the mission impossible theme song

5) hide in the clothing rackets and when people come over to check the cloths...
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posted by karpach_14
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up.

But then the wife stops and says, "I don' t feel like it. I just want anda to hold me."

The husband says " WHAT???" The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman.

The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.

So the selanjutnya hari the husband takes her shopping at a big dept. store. He walks around and had her try on three very expensive outfits. And then tells his wife, We 'll take all three of them. Then goes over and gets matching shoes...
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posted by Gothheart13
True and Touching Story:
A girl and a guy were speeding
over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:
Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy:
No, this is fun.
Girl:
No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy:
Then tell methat
anda cinta me.
Girl:
I cinta you, slow down.
Guy:
Now give me a big hug..
*She gave him a big
hug*
Guy:
Can anda take my helmet
off & put it on yourself,
It's really bothering me.
The next
hari in the newspaper:
"A motorcycle crashed into a
building due to brake failure.
Two people were in the crash,
but only one
survived."
The truth was that
halfway down the road the guy
realized that the breaks weren't
working,
but he didn't want the girl to
know.
Instead, he had her hug him
and tell him she loves him
one last time.
Then he had her put his helmet
on so that she would live, even
if it meant that he would die.
If anda would do the same for the
person anda love.THANK YOU
posted by jessicamc26
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along side his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him because he was doing 50 MPH. He accelerated to 60 and the chicken stayed right selanjutnya to him. He speeded up to 75 MPH and the chicken passed him up. The man noticed the chicken had three legs. So, he followed to chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer "What's up with these chickens?" The farmer berkata "Well, everybody likes chicken legs. I bred a three legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire." The man asked him how they tasted. The farmer berkata "Don't know, haven't caught one yet."
posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little pony fan Fiction. If anda do not like multi-colored horses, run away before it's too late.

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Theme song: link

Ten miles from Ponyville, oleh the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....

The Storm

Starring in alphabetical order

Aurora from Alinah_09
Barry from SeanTheHedgehog
Ditto from Canada24
Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15
Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash
Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog
Joe from SeanTheHedgehog
Katana...
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posted by poulamikundu
When is 99 lebih than 100?
ANS: A microwave. Generally when anda run a microwave for '99' it runs for 1 menit and 39 seconds. '100' runs for 1 minute.

What is brown and sticky?
ANS: A stick!

What two things can anda never eat for breakfast?
ANS: Lunch and dinner!

Suppose anda had to pick 1 of 3 doors to go through. One has ninja assassins, one has a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 months, and one has a flaming inferno. Which door should anda choose in order to live?
ANS: The one with the lion. It hasn't eaten in 3 months, therefore it's dead!!

At work a lady is requested to pindah a 2 ton machine with out...
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posted by milorox18
A True Boyfriend:


When she walks away from anda mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, ciuman her

When she pushes anda atau hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, ciuman her and tell her anda cinta her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When anda see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When anda see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When anda see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder,...
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posted by stefani_n13
How to Survive the pindah to Middle School

By beinggirl Teen penulis Lindsay



For some people, going into a new grade is a hard thing to do. Some of anda girls who are membaca this right now are probably even going into a new school. If anda want to survive, there are three things to keep in mind; have great friends oleh your side, know what’s ahead of you, and stay out of trouble. Want to know how? When anda think about it, it’s easy.



Having a good friend to be there for anda is the easy part. If anda be yourself, you’re bound to make tons of friends who care about you. Or, if anda just look around...
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We all tend to think that the pranks we played on our friends and the wild things we did are the only sweet memories we can cherish about our high school days. Well, we all are wrong. What about the silly fights with our teachers, the baseless complaints and nagging and most of all the funny mistakes we commit in our test and exam papers. Some of those mistakes were made to intentionally bluff them, but most of them were innocent blunders.

Here are some examples of bold mistakes we also must have committed in our course of taming English.

English:-

He is a girl.

The bowels are a, e, i, o, u and...
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posted by jodith
it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were anda 3 hours ago?
2. Who are anda in cinta with?
3. Have anda ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything berwarna merah muda, merah muda within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time anda went to the mall?
6. Are anda wearing socks right now?
7. Do anda have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time anda drove out of town?
9. Have anda been to the film in the last 5 days?
10. Are anda hot?
11. What was the last thing anda had to drink?
12. What are anda wearing right now?
13. Do anda wash your car atau let the car wash do it?
14. Last food that anda ate?
15. Where were anda last week...
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posted by new2
First Of All I like to Give examples of what i'm talking about
EX: Shall I like Miley cyrus for climb then i should like her personality ,taking all the package .
She Got nude meneruskan, ke depan in future Shall I still support her to death
atau Why?

other point people
there are different genres of musik ,but teenager atau fan go for pop most of all.
Like MJ fan
When i checked his song i didn't get amazed ,it's like membaca newspaper it's not arranged like regular songs
Most of his songs he screams out loud ,not a song ,it's lebih like shouting in streets.
&his fan are crazy ,love every single stuff about him

I Didn't Mean to Insult anybody Just Thinking

Why I can't get respectable tampil atau artist

why there is nudity ?

atau fame depends on that
wear unsuitable clothes atau grabbing crotch .
oleh telling me it was a tampil & they were akting only
how i can believe reality?
Why I Should accept that?

I fed up with all of that
posted by TheMyths
My opinion on what vegans say,"eating meat is disgusting." But that isn't really true.We're omnivores,that's what we do naturally,eating plant and animals.If anda want to force your beliefs on someone,do it to a tiger.
Then I thought,all life actually is sacred.But Humans were designed to eat meat.That is how God made us.Or if anda are atheist,it's scientifically true.Both ways.
But anda can believe what ever anda want.This is just my opinion.People believe different things.That's part of makes us all special.
posted by hetaliaitaly
something un happy they fight so hard
they fight to see the ones they love
not ever knowing when atau how but one hari some how
will find out how
bombs and guns kuda and them
all leave together but rest in the end
the fight of honor
the fight for friends
all the things that matter in the end

some will live some will fall
a hero is made in the hearts of them all
the white flag wont be raised not until the peace is made
children cry knowing why there brothers and loved
ones leave for them so they may live in the end

smoke and ash api and blood covered oleh cries
of the ones on death life and things that come...
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posted by orangeturnip
I’m so far out
Beyond purpose atau doubt
If I reach the edge
Will I fall atau loop
Not much further to the edge of reason.

Take me , leave me , help me
I’m gonna crash , I’m gonna die
If I reach the edge
Will I float atau revert
Not much further to the edge of reason.

My veins are popping
My heads gonna implode
If I reach the edge
I feel there’s no way back
Not much further

There’s no reason
What’s the point
I’ve reached the edge
I’m not dead atau alive
I’m at the edge of reason.
posted by iamjune
Okay, so I will be talking about something that happened yesterday.. I was inside my school bus, and that when I was watching YouTube on my phone, I noticed that most students from the other school bus (there in bus #230), where in a big crowd outside of our school bus. Then, the other students and the bus driver noticed all of them too, and then a lot of lebih students who ride the bus 230, came outside to line up too, they said, to the bus driver that they came outside to our bus because they didn’t see there bus driver.
The bus driver berkata that he couldn’t fit all of them in our bus,...
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posted by nmdis
"Quiet"


I hear what you're not saying
It's driving me crazy
It's like we stopped breathing in this room
We're both last to be leaving
I know what you're thinking
I wish you'd make your pindah

It's much too quiet in here
I want to disappear
I'm hearing myself thinking too clear
It's too quiet in here
Make it all go away
Why can't we break this silence
Finally

It's like anda know where I'm going
anda follow me halaman awal but
I never invite anda inside
I see what you're not tampilkan
I've got anda alone but
The air is so still it's weird

It's much too quiet in here
I want to disappear
I'm...
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posted by RiverIce
I am a god at this...

1)Ask the most randomest pertanyaan to a stranger, but seriously-like and then laugh, but than go back to serious
2) randomly when anda have to go to the bathroom yell "BATHROOM!" and run to it as fast as u can, waving ur arms around
3)When in the bathroom, dance for half n jam and then when ur parents say "is it goin all right in there?" say "NOOOOOO!"
4)When ur in a pool get up from the water and say "I CNT BREATH!!!"
5) When someone asks for anda to do something say "YO MAMA!" and run away (i do tht all the time)
6)At school spaz out and than when anda get calm fall out of you...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
In life, there will always be people that anda don't like, that don't like you. But that's one of the challenges in life, being the bigger person, not letting someone else destroy your life.

For instance, there's two students in a class. The first one is attractive, popular. They're a horrible person, yet they have the school wound round their little finger.
The detik student however, is the most beautiful person inside. They're intelligent, natural, yet they're unpopular, and don't have a lot of friends.
The teacher has a seating plan, and has put these two students selanjutnya to eachother. The first...
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posted by big-fat-meanie
I have a dream that one hari this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."

I have a dream that one hari on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the meja of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one hari even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children...
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