Animated Atrocities #57: wafel (Teen Titans GO)

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 1: Typical Without A Doubt

Narrator: Welcome to the wonderful town of Animeland. It is the most populated city in the world, because......uuhhh...
Women: *Laying down selanjutnya to each other, having sex with men*
Narrator: Yeah....that. Why am I akting surprised? This is Your Typical Anime. Now then, let's pindah on to the characters. The first...

Wind: (Walking into school, with the school officer sitting in his car) Hey, anda know that I passed, like, fifteen different drug dealers on the way to school right. At least seven of them offered to sell me cocaine.
Officer: Oh… right. I will get to work on that…. Right now (The officer drives down the road)
Wind: Hey, the drug dealers are in the opposite direction- Eh, I’m sure he’ll realize it (Goes into the school building)
Officer: Phew, that was close. I thought I’d actually have to do my job.

Wind: (Sees a bunch of students crowding the school stairway) (Sighs, as he heads to the...

Now, after I did a daftar for annoying Zelda characters, I noticed something. There are a lot of creepy Zelda characters. And, when I say creepy, I mean REALLY creepy. Now, this is my opinion, so, I may have a different idea of what’s creepy than you. So, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Dying Guard from Ocarina of Time - Now, this is lower on the daftar because this is a secret character. But, it’s still creepy nonetheless. After anda see Zelda run out of Hyrule kastil, castle Town, anda are supposed to head to the Temple of Light. BUT, if anda go to the alley that is opposite...

Now, what are all Legend of Zelda games known for. Their dungeons of course. So, today, I Want to tell anda all what my favorit Zelda dungeons of all time all. Now, there aren’t really any rules for this list, other then this is my opinion, so…. Let’s start the list



#15: The Eagle from Legend of Zelda - What better way to start off the daftar then the first dungeon that started it all. Now, sure, it may not be all that great oleh today’s standards and it seems pretty lackluster when compared to the dungeons of this era, but, remember. This was the very first dungeon in Zelda...

Ah, yes, its natal time again and what better way to celebrate this time of year, then with a bunch of natal movies. Now, remember, these are not the best natal film ever made, its just my favorite. Second, they have to be film I have seen. And, lastly, they have to be natal themed in one way atau another. So, with that, lets get started.

20: Jingle All the Way - Now, this film may not be the best movie ever made, but, anda have to remember… Arnold Schwarzenegger is in this movie. Holy shit, if that isn’t worth watching this movie, I don’t know what is. Anyway, this...

Song: link



This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian, and the others with a passenger train*
Jeff: *Passes Bryce. The both...

Wind: Hey, who ate all the Captain Crunch
Drunk: I did. Sorry
Wind: Oh… Well (Takes out a gun) You’re gonna fucking die

Wind: (Playing Monopoly) Looks like anda gotta go to jail, Drunk
Drunk: Fuck that! I ain’t going to jail (Jumps out of the window)
Police: (Tackle Drunk once he starts running)

Drunk: (See’s a girl hitchhiking) Hey, anda need a ride
Girl: Yeah. Could anda drive me to my boyfriend’s house
Drunk: Oh hell no, you’re walking halaman awal (Drives off)

Drunk: This is my girlfriend (Points at a girl) Go on. Tell everyone about us
Girl: Help, I’ve been kidnapped
Drunk: Well, we gotta go (Places...

Teacher: Alright, listen up class
Cody: What is it, Mr. Faggot
Teacher: anda will all be having a fundraiser. Each of anda will be diberikan a box and anda will need to go door to door and sell them. The puncak, atas seller-
Wind: Okay, I’ll sell them
Teacher: ….. The puncak, atas seller will win a prize
(After school)
Cody: (Carrying box) So, all we have to do is sell everything inside this box and we’ll get our prize
Wind: Oh, fuck the prize. I just want to win and be the superior
Cody: Okay, just let me do the talking (Knocks on door)
Woman: Hello
Cody: Hi, uh… wait, what were we supposed to say
Woman: (Closes...

So, I have been on the internet for a LONG time, and, its no secret that the internet is a weird place. I mean, it has some weird stuff in it. It ranges to those god awful fanfics, to those weird bloated fetish pictures on DeviantArt, to Rule 34- NO, we’re not talking about that again. But, what’s REAL weird is the fact that people actually dedicate their time and even money to make full websites dedicated to these sort of things. So, I want to share with anda some of the strange websites that are out there. Now, I am going to talk about STRANGE websites. Not those putrid disgusting ones...

I'll skip to when our idiot version of Rick, arrives at Atlanta..

Rick rode into town, as expected, ignoring all the warning signs about the city being overrun.

At one point he believed he heard a helicopter but while it, he saw, too his horror, thousands of walkers who ended eating his horse, freaking out, Rick literary started akting like a gorilla, as if doing so was possibly gonna fix the situation.

Though biconcles, Glenn saw Rick, as wehaws jumping up and down, making animal noises.

"Clearly he's Canadian" Glenn said, under the belief that 'all' Canadian's responde to life and death situations,...

Cody: (At club talking to girl) Yes, I own a mansion in Beverly Hills and- (Phone rings) Hold on (Answers phone) Hello
Nick: Cody, get over here. We got ghost problems
Cody: Umm... Butler, I'm a little busy
Nick: Butler? anda son of a bitch, the last thing I am is your butler. Who do anda think anda are, some rich douche bag that lives in a mansion. In case anda forgot, we live in a run down two story house in the suburbs of New York
(Girl walks off)
Cody: No, come back. My butler is always a joker. Goddamn it. What is it Nick
Nick: There's a ghost in the house. I'm trying my best to get rid of it with...

Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we will be looking at Dead Rising. Dead Rising is a game where anda kill zombies........... Okay, I should be lebih specific. Dead Rising is a game where anda kill zombies, get survivors to safety, level up, kill psychopaths, and find out the truth of what happened. It's a pretty fun game series, in my opinion. Now, lets take a look at the bosses
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: Carlito
This guy is the main villain of the game... Such a sad thing since they really didn't add any build up. They tampil he is the main villain in the first actually mission of the...

Song: link

Liam: Disco night!!
Kevin: *Wearing a white suit while dancing under a disco ball with colorful lights flashing all over the room*
Ted: Who's even hosting?
Shayne: *Crashes through a wall* I am!
People: *Running away*
Shayne: Oh well. Time to tampil anda Skarloey's Railway.

The Island Of Sodor, 1956

Porter: *Walks into the station*
Station Master: Walter.
Porter: Yes sir?
Station Master: When does Edward reach his station?
Porter: *Checks his watch* Fifteen menit sir.
Station Master: *Hands him a letter* This is from Sir Topham Hatt. Can anda get it there before Edward leaves?
Porter: With my brand...

Hey, finally, a daftar that may actually get me noticed because musik is lebih common trending than video games. Anyway, I rarely talk about my favorit musicians much. A few people hear me gush over a few bands here and there, but rarely do I ever get the chance to talk about them in detail like I would like to. So, for today, and plus the puncak, atas 100 made me take a break from talking about video games for a bit, I want to share with anda all the musicians, atau bands, atau whatever there is, that I like, just so anda all can understand my tastes, my likes, and judge me because I didn’t put a band you...

So, Mario Galaxy didn’t make my favorit Mario game, I did not play Odyssey, and I think Sunshine is not a fun game, so I guess that only leaves us with one Mario game to puncak, atas all of them in my eyes. And it’s Hotel Mario, baby!
Hotel Mario follows Mario and Gay Luigi as they go through the seven hotels owned oleh Bowser in the hopes of saving Princess Peach- Nah, I’m just fucking with you, it’s Super Mario 64. Mario 64 follows Mario as he goes through the different paintings in Peaches kastil, castle to stop Gay Bowser and save Peach. Yeah, that sounds like a better plot synopsis. So what...