windwakerguy430 Article: Wind's Story Time: Wind and His Brothers Act Like Idiots and Pretend Sword Fight

Wind's Story Time: Wind and His Brothers Act Like Idiots and Pretend Sword Fight

posted by windwakerguy430

We all do something to spend time with our siblings. Either it’s having a fun conversation with them, playing with them, atau just hanging out with them. What did me and my two brothers do when we hung out? We beat the living shit out of each other on a daily basis. So, when our little sister was still in elementary school, and my older brother still lived with us, we watched this tampil called Deadliest Warriors, where two different warriors from the past would be tested with their strength and then they would fight to the death to see who would win. It’s kinda like Death Battle if it was ever allowed on TV. Needless to say, we loved this show. We loved it so much, yet we never knew why. Then, one day, we all got this idea to try and reenact our own scenes from Deadliest Warriors. My older brother would be a pirate, I would be a knight, and my brother would be an army man, which we thought was bullshit since he was the only one with a gun, so I decided to narrow it down to him using a bayonet. We picked up a bunch of sticks and used them as swords. We took the lids off the trash cans and used them as shields. We then ran around the backyard- we had a pretty big backyard for a suburban neighborhood- and we just kept running at each other, hitting each other with sticks and ramming our shields together. It was like an actual Deadliest Warriors episode… If it was run oleh people who were on crack. Sure, we may have felt like badass warriors, but everyone who saw us thought we had problems. We just kept hitting each other like we were fucking insane. Finally, after we were pretty bruised up, we decided to stop. Then we questioned why we ever fucking started to begin with. I don’t think that anda need me to tell anda that this was some of the dumbest shit one could do, let alone three. We decided to never do that again, and just leave fighting to the professionals. I just hope that anda all learn to never do stupid shit like me and my brothers did.

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Corner of Horror - Episode 64 - Disturbing Things Volume 2

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(This artikel contains disturbing content, disturbing violence, blood and gore, and inappropriate sexual themes, anda have been warned.)

There are a lot of very disturbing things out there in the world. Though many people have different opinions on what disturbs them and makes them uncomfortable, there are always things that leave people uneasy and completely shocked. So, I want to share with anda five lebih things that I have found that I find to be the most disturbing. Now, anda may not find these as disturbing as I do, so if anda wish to tampil me things that anda yourself are disturbed by, then...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 3 - Highschool of the Dead

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We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the tahun 2010, we got an anime known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in film like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This anime had a lot of scenes like this.

Like this.

And even this.

But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....

Drag-On... And On... And On - Drakengard (PS2 Cents)

posted by windwakerguy430

So NieR: Automata is a great game. Everyone has sang this games praises and that is for very good reasons. I’ve sang the games praises on numerous occasions and will probably do so again and again. But every game has to start somewhere. Some of anda may not know this, but NieR has got a sort of Persona situation going on, as in the spin-off game is a lebih populer game than the mainline series. And how could that be? Well… it’s quite simple to see. Drakengard, known in jepang as Drag-On Dragoon, was a game created oleh Yoko Taro, who created it to make a lebih grim RPG with no morally just...

Merry Freakin' natal - hari 10: Mucha Lucha: Mascaritas of the lost Code

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Holy shit, this one is a bit of a nostalgia trip. I remember watching Mucha Lucha when I was a kid and loved it so much. It was probably where my interest in masked wrestlers came from, that and wwe of course. Now is the tampil good? Eh, debatable. You’d have to have a nostalgic cinta for it to appreciate it, but hey, I watched all episodes of The Nutshack. I have zero shame. So yeah, here’s the Mucha Lucha game on Gameboy, Mascaritas of the lost Code. Another published game oleh Ubisoft, but developed oleh Digital Eclipse Software, who worked on all sorts of ports of old arcade games. You’ve...

Merry Freakin' natal - hari 8: Deal atau No Deal (DS)

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Deal atau No Deal? Yeah, I choose no deal. Okay, we got the obvious joke out of the way, now let’s get on with the introduction. Deal atau No Deal, a game tampil that I have no knowledge of. Despite living with my grandma who watches game shows all the time, I never really caught her watching any Deal atau No Deal. Now The Prices is Right, that is a video game I would play. I have no knowledge of the show, what it’s about, atau what made it so populer to get a video game. It’s not uncommon for game shows to get a video game based on them. I mean Jeporedy and Family Feud get video games all the...

Hidden Gems: The Last Story

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Let’s talk about third-party Wii games… Everyone’s favorites. Okay, so I’ve already mentioned a few Wii games like jamur Men and the No lebih heroes series, and Madworld. While those are indeed good underrated Wii games, I am aware that there are a multitude of bad third party Wii games. But anda know what isn’t bad? A good old fashioned JRPG for the Wii. And no, it’s not Xenoblade Chronicles, so if anda were expecting that, then prepare to be disappointed. No, today, we are talking about the other Wii JRPG: The Last Story.

The Last Story is a game for the Wii that was made...

GTA characters as TEAMFOURSTAR characters PART 1: (I still have Carly as a character)

posted by Canada24

TREVOR AS VEGETA:

SCENE ONE:

Trevor: (learning Carly is pregnant) Huh, this is a new feeling: pride in someone else... Unfortunately, it's overshadowed oleh all this UNYIELDING RAGE!

SCENE TWO:

Michael: Dave.. I think Trevor knows about Brad.

Dave: Really?.. How did he feel.

Michael: Hard too tell.. He literary screams everything.

SCENE 3:

Trevor: (losing it in his trailer, after learning about Brad) They called me crazy! They ALL called me crazy!.. But I'll tampil them! I'll tampil ALL of them! Right Carly!?.. (talking to the volley ball from Cast away, but with Carly's face on it), (the ball falls over,...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 47 - The Blair Witch Project (Day 17 of October Movie Marathon)

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Art by Deathding

I remember a time when horror film didn’t use found footage to describe they’re movies, and how Paranormal Activity brought it back and it was everywhere, forever making horror fan motion sick. Okay, I don’t hate found footage films. I cinta Cloverfield, and it was a found footage movie. However, found footage movies, at least to me, tend to be pretty bland. It’s why I wasn’t really a fan of Paranormal Activity. But I think the movie that started it all would have to be Blair Witch Project.

Okay, so maybe Blair Witch Project wasn’t the first to do the whole found footage...

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Wind's Story Time: Wind Gets a BB Bullet Stuck in His Back

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If anda ever wanted to see how stupid me and my brother are, look no further than the time when we bought two fucking BB guns, and started akting like badasses because of it. We were twelve at the time, so what do anda expect. We did everything we could with these things. We shot soda cans, we swung them in our hands, we even held them sideways, thinking we’d look lebih awesome, atau at the very least, less idiotic. So, what we decided to do was try and put on vests and shoot each other. Yes, we were THAT fucking stupid. We actually thought it would be a fun idea to shoot each other. I have no...

windwakerguy430 VS Memes: Episode 4 - Doge

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Hello, and today, we will be talking about the meme known as Doge. So, let us take a look at the history of the Doge
Now, unlike most memes, we can't just look for the picture of Doge. We also need to find out where the word, Doge, came from. Now, the word Doge came from the tampil Biz Cas Fri 1, when one of the characters misspelled dog oleh saying D-O-G-E. So, now that we know where the word came from, lets find the picture. A Japanese kindergarden teacher diposting pictures of there dog on there blog page. However, one picture ended up tampilkan the dog making an odd face. Now, we know about the word,...

Windwakerguy's puncak, atas 10 Most Disappointing Games Ever Played

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Hello, everyone. Todays daftar is about the games that got my hopes up just to piss me off. Now, these are games that I have to had loved the first games atau the trailer and box art had to look super cool only to just piss me off while playing it. So, here we go

10: Spongebob Squarepants and the Legend of the lost sudip, spatula - Now, I had played other Spongebob games before like Battle for Bikini Bottom, The spongbob Movie game, and Lights, Camera, Pants. They were all wonderful games, so when I saw this game, I was excited... But when I played it, it was beyond awful. This game has a dumb story that...

Booze Brothers - Episode 2 - The Job

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Nick's Revolvers

(Cody parks car in front of bank)
Cody: Okay, can we not screw this up this time
Nick: Well, duh. Why else do anda think I brought this halaman awal made pipe bomb. I'm not going to pistol whip the SWAT Team this time
Cody: (Sigh) anda better not fuck this up (Puts on mask)
Nick: anda worry to much, Cody (Puts on mask)
Cody: Okay, lets go (Gets out of car)
Nick: (Follows) Trust me, just follow my lead and this will go fine (Walks into bank) Alright. (Fire gun at ceiling) This is a goddamn robbery
Cody: (Runs in) Surprise, motherfu- (Slips and falls on floor) Ow
Nick: What the fuck, Cody
Cody: I thought I would...

The Man Who Shot 50 Cent - PaRappa the Rapper 2 (PS2 Cents)

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Guys, I’m about to give a hot take for anda all…. I do not care for PaRappa the Rapper on playstation 1. Now I am fully aware that is a crime against humanity, but I do like aspects of it. I cinta the style of it for a PS1 game, I enjoy the character designs, and I think the musik is pretty funky. But a lot of my problems with the game are from the gameplay feeling pretty rough and unfair at times. There are many times where I am pretty sure I hit the button at the right time, and not only does it sound awkward coming out of PaRappa as delayed as it sounds, but the game still counts it as...

Scarlet kupu-kupu Chapter 6

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*Hannah’s eyes were on the dark figure. She couldn’t see who atau what they were. Her curiosity was all over her mind. She wanted to rush over to the person, but there was not a single monster near them. They stood perfectly still, almost calm. Hannah couldn’t look at them another minute. Instead, she continued to follow the butterfly. She hoped that, in due time, she would find out who that mysterious figure was. She hoped that they would meet soon. But, she had to stay focused on helping the person in danger, the one the kupu-kupu was leading her to. She ran down the street, following...

Dim Souls - Episode 2

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Damas: (Being carried oleh the crow) Put me down, goddamn it (Crow drops him and he hits his head on the ground) Oh god, where am I
Crestfallen Warrior: Oh, welcome to Firelink Shrine. Have anda come to become Hollow, like me
Damas: Uh…. not really
Crestfallen Warrior: Oh… Well, no worries. I suppose you’re here then on a quest
Damas: How did anda know?
Crestfallen Warrior: Why else would anda come to a messed up place like this
Damas: Good point
Crestfallen Warrior: Well, in order to progress through your quest is to ring the two Bells of Awakening, one in Undead Parish and the other in Blighttown....

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Wind's Story Time: Wind's Brother Jumps Out of a Window

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Back when we were living at my grandma’s house, my brother was quite the troublemaker. He was always going out late, he was always arguing with our mother, and he was always breaking all the rules. So much in fact, that he did something worth a spot on Wind’s Story Time, so I hope anda all won’t mind that we will be talking about what happened to my brother rather than what happened to me… But I witnessed it, so that’s something. Anyway, my brother had just walked in from school, and, on the bus, he told me how he was going to hang out at his friend's house for the night. When we got...

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Original Story Idea: Devil's Sorrow

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~Story~

In the medieval tahun of 1043 A.D., there was a terrible curse on the Kingdom of Brador. The evil demon lord, Irons, has placed a deadly curse on the kingdom, that would soon kill everyone in the kingdom, allowing him to take over the kingdom for centuries. However, the hero, Sidus, and his companion, Rays, travelled to Irons’s fortress in order to defeat him. Once they had arrived, Irons was there waiting to challenge Sidus to a duel. They both fought, ending with Irons being defeated. In an attempt to trick Sidus, he offered to give Sidus a place at his side, so that he would not...

My old crossover.. PATRICK MEETS THE SIMPSONS

posted by Canada24

It was a beauitful hari in Bikini Bottom, and everyone's favorit dimwitted Starfish was doing what he always dose.. Sleeping almost ALL hours of the day.

Inside his rock house, laying on a tempat tidur 'liturary' made of sand, Patrick was cuddled up with a teddy bear, and for whatever reason, sucking his thumb.

Suddenly there was a knock on his door, carzing him to wake up.

Patrick opened up his rock to see a mailman.

"Hello" Patrick greeted, as friendly as could sound.

"letter for mister Starfish" the mailman said, holding a mailcard.

"What Starfish?" Patrick asked, looking around as if looking for someone....

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Here's what I have so far, for a REAL walking dead spoof..

posted by Canada24

A car is violently flipped over.

"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.

"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.

However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.

"Oh nooo... He's been shot because oleh the criminals" Shane called out nervously.

Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.

"By the way. If anda die atau fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice berkata as it was fading away.

AT THE HOSPITAL

The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.

"What anda do doing!?" Shane cried.

"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first meninju, pukulan knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.

Stay tuned for more..

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Jojo-nuary: Ranking of Stands in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean

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(Notice: All Jojo-nuary artikel will be released on Tuesdays and Thursdays. If I made an artikel everyday throughout January, I’d just be exhausted)

Well, I already did the Stands for Vento Aureo last week, so I guess now is a better time than any to get started on the selanjutnya part of Jojo, Stone Ocean. Now, Stone Ocean was a part that as very… mixed for Jojo fans. Many enjoyed the main Jojo, Jolyne, the main villain of this part, Enrico Pucci, and the story it had for it, but it seemed to have lacked in creative Stands. It’s like a reverse Vento Aureo, a part with amazing Stands, but weak...