The Phone Call

added by Twilight_Dream

starring John Roberts.

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acak

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weird

hilarious

crazy

stupid

parody

various

spoof

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Kanji lol

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Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab

posted by BellaCullen96

Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person selanjutnya to anda if they know how to tap into top-secret segi lima, pentagon files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the hapus key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever anda hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard oleh reaching over, saying "Excuse...

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10 things that drive me nuts!!

posted by pollyloveshouse

Just plaln annoying!!

Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some lebih that I came up with too, hope anda enjoy!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to cari the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...

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Marilyn Manson - Tainted cinta lyrics

added by RedDice99

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Miss Teen South Carolina jawaban a pertanyaan

added by i_luv_angst

This is How Miss Teen South Carolina jawaban her thought-provoking question. Why do we give people like the judul of 'Miss USA'? I for one do not want her representing our country.....

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miss teen usa

south carolina

really stupid people

funny

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acak

added by keninv

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rAnDoM

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acak

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weirdness from inside my mind

posted by orangeturnip

weirdness from inside my mind

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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody berkata it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
panda are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.

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How to Say No Without Feeling Guilty!!!!!!

posted by jodith

Ok..i know some of us atau most of us say NO then we feel guilty 4 sayin' it..well that happens..well her some saran 4 saying No w/felling guilty:

*Are anda chronically overcommitted? Rushing from one task to another,
with no time for yourself? The key is to have a strong vision of what
you want to say yes to. Then you'll feel far lebih confident saying no.

1-Decide which activities anda truly love. If anda stay focused on those things, then the selanjutnya time anda are asked to volunteer atau get involved in a time-consuming activity, just check in. If the request takes anda too far from what anda are already...

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canada!!! ( if your not canadian anda wont get the joke.)

posted by huugh

One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could anda pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? berkata the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.

Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.

Hope that made anda laugh.

Here are 2 acak facts:
They don't sell Smarties atau Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.

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Story of a Vampire girl ch 2

posted by Fangirl99

Chapter 2:the mysterious sign

Vanessa Colorado of Waysway school was going to her locker to get her stupid homework. She was tried,in pain,and achy. She thought it was just a cold,but it was a lot worse than she knew. “oh,look who the cat dragged in,”said Susan,the meanest chic in school.

“shut up,ok?”Vanessa berkata sternly. “im in a really bad mood.”

“why? Cause anda realized your having a bad hair day?”katie asked. the 3 laughed.

“hey!leave her alone!”called out kylie,who was walknig to her locker.

“oh,look,im so scared,what are anda gonna do about it?”taunted susan.

“thats...

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Mysterious cinta chapter 6

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love
-chapter six-

As we walked down the hall he looked like he wanted too say something but he didnt.
So I said"Is there somthing wrong,do I look bad atau somthing?"
no anda look beautiful dont ever think anda are not the prettyest thing in the world" He said
"I am sorry." He said...

"For what mathew?"I said
"For upsetting you." "You didnt dont worry" I said

By then we had reached the art room when the teacher berkata "Class anda will need a piece of paper."
We both sat down in our seats and took out a piece of paper and then the teacher berkata "I want anda to draw what ever anda feel in your heart.What...

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10 Fun Things To Do That Freak Out Total Strangers

posted by BellaSwan636

1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your kerah and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When anda get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when anda reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a sudip, spatula and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away....

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Randomness

added by Rodz

Source: desktopnexus

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pelangi

added by PoddoChan

Source: DeviantART.com

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acak ^^

added by shikadara

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acak wallpaper

added by jlhfan624

Source: 1280x800.com

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O.O

added by twilovers

Source: idk ):

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Hmm...

added by ladolcevita

Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last

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Five Ways To Die (or get severly injured) From A lemon

posted by amethyst44

Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if anda think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A lemon is lying on the puncak, atas step, and anda are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. detik later anda land on your ass, and selanjutnya anda are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A lemon is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the lemon that was created oleh your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the lemon into her...