Lol, so true

The lebih anda squrimed the harder he bit anda and all of a sudden anda felt a shock of pain that began to grow to your heart"STOP!"you screamed but he just held onto anda tighter as your body began to shake violently.Breathing started to became lebih and lebih frantic.You heard the door slam open and some1 yell "vince take your filthy hands off her"it sounded like felix? then he was dragged off of you.His face changed from felix to vince 'wtf'you thought anda were still shaking violently...
~Felix's Pov
I looked over at _ and saw her shaking violently and her getting very pale.I ran over to her and...

When I was little...

1. I got "plumber" and "plunger" mixed up alot.
2. I thought it was illegal for someone to see someone else naked.
3. I thought people still got wool from "shearing domba when their 'hair' was too long" like they tampil anda in fairs and shit.
4. I thought airplanes flew on electric energy.
5. I thought a "tower" was a kind of towel.
6. I thought a person's jantung was jantung shaped.
7. I thought paint came from colourful fruit.
8. Although I didn't think bayi came from the stork, I thought women got pregant randomly, but after they got married.
9. I opened containers twisting the cap...

Chongjin, North Korea. A town selanjutnya to the Sea Of Japan.

Guards: *Walking along a stone wall*
Guard 3: *Looks at a bebek in the water, then smokes a cigarette*

While he was looking away, the bebek turned out to be part of a hat, worn oleh CIA agent, Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Gets out of the water, and punches the North Korean guard*
Narrator: Out cold. Now it's time to find the explosives.
Johnny: *Finds a silo, and pushes on a panel, revealing a secret door. He goes inside, and finds missiles, C4, and several barrels of nitro glycerin*
Guard: *Turns around*
Johnny: *Shoots him with his 1911R1*
Guard: *Falls...