Lol, so true

(This artikel is a JOKE. It's not meant to be serious, so don't take it seriously.)

1.Watch hours of anime each day, every day.

2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")

3. Always talk about how anda want to be "Miku-Chan" when anda get older.

4. On puncak, atas of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...

5.If anda have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".

6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)

7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching,...

Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that anda think they're Tom Cruise atau madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie bintang in question).
Ask the guy selanjutnya to anda to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person selanjutnya to you, "Are anda in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, anda have a very irate home,' she berkata governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....