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posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

2. If anda push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If anda pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless anda keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again.

3. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.

4. It's always better to be down here wishing anda were up there than up there wishing anda were down here.

5. The ONLY time anda have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

6. The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, anda can actually watch the pilot start sweating.

7. When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one has ever collided with the sky.

8. A 'good' landing is one from which anda can walk away. A 'great' landing is one after which they can use the plane again.

9. Learn from the mistakes of others. anda won't live long enough to make all of them yourself.

10. anda know you've landed with the wheels up if it takes full power to taxi to the ramp.

11. The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of arrival. Large angle of arrival, small probability of survival and vice versa.

12. Never let an aircraft take anda somewhere your brain didn't get to five menit earlier.

13. Stay out of clouds. The silver lining everyone keeps talking about might be another airplane going in the opposite direction. Reliable sources also laporan that mountains have been known to hide out in clouds.

14. Always try to keep the number of landings anda make equal to the number of take offs you've made.

15. There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately no one knows what they are.

16. anda start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before anda empty the bag of luck.

17. Helicopters can't fly; they're just so ugly the earth repels them.

18. If all anda can see out of the window is ground that's going round and round and all anda can hear is commotion coming from the passenger compartment, things are not at all as they should be.

19. In the ongoing battle between objects made of aluminum going hundreds of miles per jam and the ground going zero miles per hour, the ground has yet to lose.

20. Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually comes from bad judgment.

21. It's always a good idea to keep the pointy end going meneruskan, ke depan as much as possible.

22. Keep looking around. There's always something you've missed.

23. Remember, gravity is not just a good idea. It's the law. And it's not subject to appeal.

24. The three most useless things to a pilot are the altitude above you, landasan terbang, landasan pacu behind you, and a tenth of a detik ago.
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posted by coolkatstar
I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" atau "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He berkata "I'd like to have one too." Then I berkata "But this is a dog". He berkata he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He berkata I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
who are looking for just the right bag to use day-to-day?Today we will give anda some tips on how to choose. :)

Color:

Think about it. If this is a bag anda are going to use every day, then anda want it to match what anda are wearing. atau maybe anda don't care. And if not then go ahead and buy that bright jeruk, orange bag! But if anda do care, then think about getting a color that will go with everything like black, gray atau brown.

Material:

This depends on what anda like. Leather is classic but hard to clean. Fabric gets dirty easily. Synthetic leather could be the easiest to clean, but is sometimes looks really...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without...
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How do I become sarcastic?
CANADA24; anda answer pertanyaan such as THIS one.


My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; anda get off the fuckin computer and go outside!


Can anda get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!


Why are bayi ugly at first?
CANADA24; anda try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!


How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; anda take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.


Is...
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