There used to be a jalan, street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives
Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can strangle anda with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot pisau with butter
Chuck Norris and superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris does not need Twitter...he is already following you.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris put out a forest fire. using only gasoline
Chuck Norris can understand women.
They found Chuck's diary...It is now known as The Guiness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
The Universe is constantly expanding, in a futile attempt to escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once got bit oleh a rattle snake...After three days of pain and agony ...the rattle snake died
Chuck Norris will never have a jantung attack. His jantung isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
The original judul for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen detik long.
Chuck Norris once scared a baby. To this hari that baby is still screaming in fear......his name is Justin Bieber
Chuck Norris doesn't battle... he just allows anda to lose
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it..
Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. First on Hiroshima, then on Nagasaki.
When Chuck Norris wants a steak, cows volunteer. It's just easier that way.
Even atheists believe in Chuck Norris
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a daftar of binatang Chuck Norris allows to live
Chuck Norris uses a sundial at night
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry
Chuck Norris can get blackjack with one card
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can meninju, pukulan a cyclops between the eyes.
Growing up Chuck Norris raised 4 turtles, we now them now as the Ninja Turtles
Chuck Norris can light a api oleh rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris can set ants on api with a magnifying glass. At night.
The Black Eyed Peas used to be called "The Peas"... until they met Chuck Norris.
the dinosaurus made Chuck Norris mad...once
Chuck Norris once roundhoused a planet so hard and so fast it burst into flames, today it is known as the sun
Windows 7 was Chuck Norris' idea
Curiosity didn't kill the cat..... Chuck Norris did.
When Chuck Norris was born he slapped the doctor to test his reflexes.
Chuck Norris can cook menit nasi, beras in 30 seconds
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can strangle anda with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot pisau with butter
Chuck Norris and superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris does not need Twitter...he is already following you.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris put out a forest fire. using only gasoline
Chuck Norris can understand women.
They found Chuck's diary...It is now known as The Guiness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
The Universe is constantly expanding, in a futile attempt to escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once got bit oleh a rattle snake...After three days of pain and agony ...the rattle snake died
Chuck Norris will never have a jantung attack. His jantung isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
The original judul for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen detik long.
Chuck Norris once scared a baby. To this hari that baby is still screaming in fear......his name is Justin Bieber
Chuck Norris doesn't battle... he just allows anda to lose
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it..
Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. First on Hiroshima, then on Nagasaki.
When Chuck Norris wants a steak, cows volunteer. It's just easier that way.
Even atheists believe in Chuck Norris
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a daftar of binatang Chuck Norris allows to live
Chuck Norris uses a sundial at night
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry
Chuck Norris can get blackjack with one card
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can meninju, pukulan a cyclops between the eyes.
Growing up Chuck Norris raised 4 turtles, we now them now as the Ninja Turtles
Chuck Norris can light a api oleh rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris can set ants on api with a magnifying glass. At night.
The Black Eyed Peas used to be called "The Peas"... until they met Chuck Norris.
the dinosaurus made Chuck Norris mad...once
Chuck Norris once roundhoused a planet so hard and so fast it burst into flames, today it is known as the sun
Windows 7 was Chuck Norris' idea
Curiosity didn't kill the cat..... Chuck Norris did.
When Chuck Norris was born he slapped the doctor to test his reflexes.
Chuck Norris can cook menit nasi, beras in 30 seconds
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
Dream it Out Loud
How do anda speak in silence?
Why do anda sleep when you're awake?
If we just cut the tie lines, then we can simply sail away.
Pack up your things. Write it all down.
You'll soon be accustomed to the sound.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
I want to paint in colors.
Leaving the land of black and white.
And if we do go back there, we'll see it in a different light.
Ready to go. Open the door.
Just like the rain falls from the cloud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
It's a better day.
We're on our way.
If there's anything we can't remember.
Who's to say it's not all just a dream.
Don't have to think about it.
Just like a river it will flow.
We waited to long without it.
If we just get up now and go.
Open your eyes and look around.
You'll be surprised what anda have found.
Dream it out loud. (x 10)
(I'm dreaming. Keep on dreaming.) (x10)
How do anda speak in silence?
Why do anda sleep when you're awake?
If we just cut the tie lines, then we can simply sail away.
Pack up your things. Write it all down.
You'll soon be accustomed to the sound.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
I want to paint in colors.
Leaving the land of black and white.
And if we do go back there, we'll see it in a different light.
Ready to go. Open the door.
Just like the rain falls from the cloud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
It's a better day.
We're on our way.
If there's anything we can't remember.
Who's to say it's not all just a dream.
Don't have to think about it.
Just like a river it will flow.
We waited to long without it.
If we just get up now and go.
Open your eyes and look around.
You'll be surprised what anda have found.
Dream it out loud. (x 10)
(I'm dreaming. Keep on dreaming.) (x10)
1. mostly the people on here are jerks. I diposting a perfectly nice post and everyone just blew up at me. I mean, like, seriously guys? Probably at least 3 people with get mad about this article.
2. People think anda can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the acak fan club doesn't mean anda won't get reported.
3. The pertanyaan aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then anda click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!
4. If anda post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.
2. People think anda can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the acak fan club doesn't mean anda won't get reported.
3. The pertanyaan aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then anda click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!
4. If anda post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.
1.You jinx 3 people and they Owe anda 3 cans of your favorit soda.
2. anda find a four leaf clover
3. anda are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.
4. anda get over your phobia
5. Your crush says I cinta you.
6. anda find $10 dollars on the ground
7. 15 people say your awesome
8. 100 lebih people followed anda on twitter
9. anda meet your fav celebrity.
10. anda get a new car.
Yep! 10 things that tampil anda have bad luck is coming soon!
10 things that tampil anda have bad luck is coming soon!
2. anda find a four leaf clover
3. anda are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.
4. anda get over your phobia
5. Your crush says I cinta you.
6. anda find $10 dollars on the ground
7. 15 people say your awesome
8. 100 lebih people followed anda on twitter
9. anda meet your fav celebrity.
10. anda get a new car.
Yep! 10 things that tampil anda have bad luck is coming soon!
10 things that tampil anda have bad luck is coming soon!
I cinta this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on disney channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a tampil that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.
Anyway I cinta this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the disney channel. I cinta the characters. It's interesting and funny, I cinta that its not a typical disney comedy and I cinta that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell anda a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told anda to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If anda die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The populer girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my kemeja on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If anda are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some acak guy/girl = Is this kursi empty?
anda = Yes and this one will be too if anda sit here.
I'll write lebih soon!!!
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell anda a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told anda to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If anda die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The populer girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my kemeja on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If anda are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some acak guy/girl = Is this kursi empty?
anda = Yes and this one will be too if anda sit here.
I'll write lebih soon!!!
Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.
