acak Article: Facts about Chuck Norris

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posted by x-menobsessed26

There used to be a jalan, street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle anda with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot pisau with butter

Chuck Norris and superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Chuck Norris does not need Twitter...he is already following you.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience

Chuck Norris put out a forest fire. using only gasoline

Chuck Norris can understand women.

They found Chuck's diary...It is now known as The Guiness Book of World Records.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

The Universe is constantly expanding, in a futile attempt to escape from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once got bit oleh a rattle snake...After three days of pain and agony ...the rattle snake died

Chuck Norris will never have a jantung attack. His jantung isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

The original judul for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen detik long.

Chuck Norris once scared a baby. To this hari that baby is still screaming in fear......his name is Justin Bieber

Chuck Norris doesn't battle... he just allows anda to lose

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...

Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it..

Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. First on Hiroshima, then on Nagasaki.

When Chuck Norris wants a steak, cows volunteer. It's just easier that way.

Even atheists believe in Chuck Norris

Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a daftar of binatang Chuck Norris allows to live

Chuck Norris uses a sundial at night

Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry

Chuck Norris can get blackjack with one card

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris can meninju, pukulan a cyclops between the eyes.

Growing up Chuck Norris raised 4 turtles, we now them now as the Ninja Turtles

Chuck Norris can light a api oleh rubbing two ice-cubes together.

Chuck Norris can set ants on api with a magnifying glass. At night.

The Black Eyed Peas used to be called "The Peas"... until they met Chuck Norris.

the dinosaurus made Chuck Norris mad...once

Chuck Norris once roundhoused a planet so hard and so fast it burst into flames, today it is known as the sun

Windows 7 was Chuck Norris' idea

Curiosity didn't kill the cat..... Chuck Norris did.

When Chuck Norris was born he slapped the doctor to test his reflexes.

Chuck Norris can cook menit nasi, beras in 30 seconds

When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris

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penyu, kura-kura sandwich #1: bintang Wars

posted by TheMagicLoki

Here it is! The first episode of penyu, kura-kura Sandwich! Hope anda enjoy viewing this as much as I enjoyed making it! It might not be as good as anda were hoping, so feel free to provide criticism if anda think it would improve the series.

And don't forget to leave suggestions in the comments! :)

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Men should be able to wear a larger variety of clothes

posted by andy10B

I cinta skirts and dresses. They are so pretty. Every woman walks down looking good in them no matter who they are. I could wear any of those dresses and skirts that anyone from kim Kardashian wears to the rok that older women wear across the street. I would wear one on a daily basis but there is a problem I'm a man.

Men can only wear trousers and shorts, if anyone sees a man in a rok atau a dress it is considered wierd atau stupid. But is it? A poling i took on this club of 20 people, 75% berkata yes to say that men should wear womens clothes and still be men and I am one of them.

Most people would...

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Diary Of A Degenerate: How To Get A fanpop Medal GUARANTEED! :D

posted by deathding

(NOTE: This entire artikel is just a giant middle finger to the trolls who like medal-whoring their way to victory, and EVERYTHING in it was meant to be taken as a joke. We good? Alright. =D)

Hey everyone, it's Deathding here once again.... >:D

So I was pondering the other hari on what to do with my life and how I can get actual goddamn HUMANS to notice and like me. And then, I came up with the be-all end-all ultimate plan.....

LET'S GO TROLL SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY CLUB EVER! ^___^

Surely this won't get me banned, right? Now let me just visit my profil really quick to see if I got a medal........

Gerard Way

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My review of THE GALLOWS... (spoilers).

posted by Canada24

I'm not saying this is a perfect movie.
But it's actually a surprisingly GOOD movie.

It starts off on On October 29, 1993 where the parents of Charlie Grimille record him as he is part of the SCHOOL PLAY.

During the play, Charlie is put on a fake noose, as part of the play. But suddenly the trap door opens, like anda see in real noose sets, but it is soon revealed that this was NOT be part of the act. And Charlie is accidentally hung for real.

20 years later however, students at the same school resurrect the failed play as a misguided attempt to honor the accident.

A student named Reese Houser...

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So a fanpop review?

posted by egyptprincess7

hey there! So I am going to be making a review on fanpop (*looks at judul of article* Thanks Captain Obvious! xD)
Anyways, here it is. Sorry if it might seem too short atau too long.

I've been on fanpop since 2010. (Yay for 6 years~)
Anyways, this site has ranged from being super active to somewhat active to hardly active. Like right now, it's really not that active and it is honestly boring now. I mean back in 2010 it had much lebih enjoyable things. Plus the chat system and all. The trolls weren't that bad.

Actually they were quite amusing back then. Now they just are completely boring and wasting...

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Response To Kicksomebut23-Internet Arguments

posted by deathding

Let's do this.

So my marvelous friend oleh the name of Kicksomebut23 just made an artikel on this club about why arguments on the internet often lead to pointless and annoying scenarios, and I'm here to review it because she wanted me to.

Also, I'm sorry if I talk kind of weird because it's pretty difficult to commentate when someone's holding a pisau to your throat.

Kicksomebut23: KEEP GOING...... >:)

Jared: YES MASTER! D':

So uh, here anda go?

"Yes, often on the internet, we have our ups and downs."

And our lefts, and our rights, and our diagonal up-lefts. XD

(I apologize for that.)

"Some people don't care for...

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Why is Arguing Not a Good Thing ON THE INTERNET.

posted by kicksomebut23

>Introduction

Yes, often on the internet, we have our ups and downs. Some people don't care for arguing, some people like to argue, and some people try to avoid arguments. I do not like arguing because, I feel like it's not worth my time and unnecessary. In this discussion, I will interpret reasons why arguing on the internet is not good. I'm not trying to force anyone to stop arguing on the internet. This your decision,rather if anda do right atau wrong.

1.Forcing atau Arguing About Opinions

What is the point of arguing atau forcing an opinion continuously? Opinions are just feelings that do not...

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Monkey Drop Kicks A Guy Who Gave It The Finger

posted by aslamali

Don't mess with this monkey.

Footage from a security camera is berkata to tampil a young man in Shimla, India, giving the finger to one of the area's famously belligerent monkeys. And as anda might expect, the monkey is having none of it.

It drop kicks the man right in the head, knocking him to the ground.

The man, however, appears to be OK after the attack as he gets up and walks off.

Shimla's monkeys are known to cause problems for both tourists and locals visiting the Jakhoo temple, which is dedicated to the monkey god Hanuman.

"The monkeys of Shimla are not pleasant animals, they roam around in gangs...

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Unfinished Centipede/Millipede Review. (Arcade)

posted by deathding

(I made this around two years yang lalu and never finished it so..... HERE anda GO. XD)

(By the way, this was originally going to be a video so expect to see some *Insert Here* moments. :P Not that it matters, I doubt anyone will even read all this anyways but WHATEVER. ENJOY.)

Ah, Atari. A classic game company that made so many classic titles. Among those were some of my personal favorites, lipan and Millipede. First off, Centipede, released in 1981, was a vertically oriented shoot em up classic designed oleh Ed Logg, who also made Super Breakout and co-developed the game Asteroids with Lyle Rains....

Moose

added by tanyya

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The Tale of King Ramses - creepypasta

posted by slenderman777

Courage the Cowardly Dog was a tampil on Cartoon Network when it actually had mostly good shows (It aired from 1999-2002). It was cancelled after 4 seasons but it's shown on Cartoon Network sporadically.

One episode in particular that scared a lot of us was King Ramses'' Curse. But does anyone really know King Ramses' backstory? Not really. That's where I come in. About 3 weeks ago, a friend of mine named Ted sent me a link to a website. It was the Cartoon Network website but there was something off about it.

It was darker than I had last remembered it, and oleh that I mean dark colors. It had been...

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puncak, atas 10 most villainous moments of Spongebob..

posted by Canada24

I still find this tampil quite humorious.
Though people don't seem to realize how many villain roles he actually has..

1: A PAL FOR GARY:
Is comedy blind to Gary's danger, and is always blaming Gary for, even though it's "puffy fuffy" who's the threat.
Even when Gary is about to be eaten.
Spongebob, instead of helping him, starts to scold him for his destruction and how he's still treating Puffy Fluffy, even when the belut is clearly about to eat him. SpongeBob continues to lecture Gary..

2: WAITING:
SpongeBob must wait patiently for the toy.
But he becomes very rude.
Not feeding Gary.
Flipping Sandy rudely....

The Ed Edd n Eddy Theory - creepypasta

posted by slenderman777

We hadn't always been here. But the neighborhood has. Even before it was a neighborhood on earth this one had been here. Here for those that would be lost on those cursed grounds, here for those who would die long before their real life ever truly began, here for those who never really wanted to grow up.

We come from different times and we come from different lives, but one thing remains true of all of us. We lived on the earthly realm of the neighborhood at some point in our lives and died long before our time was supposed to come. We don't remember much of our lives in the cul-de-sac since...

Beware Omegle - creepypasta

posted by slenderman777

Hello. Please Listen to me, it's for you're own good. I feel compelled to warn anda of the danger that was recently unleashed upon the internet. I don't have much time left as it is, I feel that he draws near.

I like to surf the net, as do most people. Sometimes the internet gets boring though, and i find myself having nothing to do than go on the anonymous webcamming site known as "Omegle". I'm sure most of anda have heard of it, as it is notorious for having those perverts jerking their rongsokan, sampah on the webcam.

Well, I went into Omegle for the first time in forever, and well, I guess they have this...

I need to say something about the "Random things to say when everyone is not talking" artikel

posted by slenderman777

Ok I did not make that,my brother some how found out my password for fanpop and decided to mess around with it,i have seen the komentar and no i am not a idiot,tell that to my dumb brother.

that being berkata i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.

i changed my password so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if anda see some retarded post made oleh me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.

soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day

for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if anda don't believe me then find your choice.

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food

added by new2

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puncak, atas 10 anime Openings

posted by PeacefulCritic

Before we get started I’ll like to make some rules for this list:
*Only anime allowed on this daftar meaning only Japanese kartun
*They are rare exceptions to the last rule though, if the cartoon acts like an anime.
* I had to watch the anime to include the theme song to the list
*One song per anime

10.Princess Tutu Op(Morning Grace):
We start off this daftar with a very dark and tragic anime Op to match the anime it represents.The genre is the Magical girl genre so, of course it’s going to be dark. It’s known to be deceiving; Anyway back on topic with The Princess Tutu opening.
link]https://youtu.be/aH0ULZZScJQ[/url][/url]...

TDF REVIEWS THINGS: My Little pony (spoilerz)

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls tampil that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little cokelat sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, pelangi menggerutu, jalang and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.

Megara - Screencaps

added by 3xZ

Source: disneyscreencaps.com