NOTE EVERYONE I DID NOT MAKE THIS!!
* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
* People who are willing to get off their arse to cari the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
* When people say "Oh anda just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if anda can't eat it?
* When people say "it's always the last place anda look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would anda keep looking after you've found it? Do People do this? Who and where are they?
* When people say while watching a film "did anda see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.
* People who ask "Can I ask anda a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did anda sunshine?
* When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
* When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can anda do that's longer?
* When anda are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here,Kn*bhead?
* People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
* When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
* People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
* McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand anda unless anda insert the 'Mc' before the item anda are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and selai it in your McEyes anda f*cking McTosser.
* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
* People who are willing to get off their arse to cari the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
* When people say "Oh anda just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if anda can't eat it?
* When people say "it's always the last place anda look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would anda keep looking after you've found it? Do People do this? Who and where are they?
* When people say while watching a film "did anda see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.
* People who ask "Can I ask anda a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did anda sunshine?
* When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
* When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can anda do that's longer?
* When anda are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here,Kn*bhead?
* People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
* When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
* People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
* McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand anda unless anda insert the 'Mc' before the item anda are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and selai it in your McEyes anda f*cking McTosser.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
A fleet of Rebel ships were close to the planet of Sullust. Inside one of the Mon Calamari ships, pilots were preparing their X-Wings. Other ships were carrying Y-Wings, and A-Wings.
Wedge: *Gives a high five to a Y-Wing* We're gonna do just fine.
Y-Wing Pilot: I copy red leader.
They both chuckled, and looked at a pilot in green.
Y-Wing Pilot: Must be one of the pilots for the new A-Wing.
Green-7: Hey. Ready to go?
Wedge: Yeah, anda let me know how those A-Wings are. I might try one myself.
Green-7: Will do....
