NOTE EVERYONE I DID NOT MAKE THIS!!
* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
* People who are willing to get off their arse to cari the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
* When people say "Oh anda just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if anda can't eat it?
* When people say "it's always the last place anda look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would anda keep looking after you've found it? Do People do this? Who and where are they?
* When people say while watching a film "did anda see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.
* People who ask "Can I ask anda a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did anda sunshine?
* When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
* When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can anda do that's longer?
* When anda are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here,Kn*bhead?
* People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
* When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
* People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
* McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand anda unless anda insert the 'Mc' before the item anda are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and selai it in your McEyes anda f*cking McTosser.
* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
* People who are willing to get off their arse to cari the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
* When people say "Oh anda just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if anda can't eat it?
* When people say "it's always the last place anda look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would anda keep looking after you've found it? Do People do this? Who and where are they?
* When people say while watching a film "did anda see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.
* People who ask "Can I ask anda a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did anda sunshine?
* When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
* When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can anda do that's longer?
* When anda are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here,Kn*bhead?
* People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
* When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
* People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
* McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand anda unless anda insert the 'Mc' before the item anda are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and selai it in your McEyes anda f*cking McTosser.
1. paint everything in your sisters room black see what happens
2. get your sister atau brother a drink put pepper in it....
3. play all your musik really load
4. blackmail them O.o
5. act like a cow.
6. lick them O.o
7. give them a roti sandwich
8. set their alrm for two in the morning
9. bite them
10. flush the toilet when their in the shower
11. ding ding ditch their room
12. eat their food
13. be right in their face when they wake up
14 sit on them
15. put your cat atau dog on their face see if the animal farts in their face XD
2. get your sister atau brother a drink put pepper in it....
3. play all your musik really load
4. blackmail them O.o
5. act like a cow.
6. lick them O.o
7. give them a roti sandwich
8. set their alrm for two in the morning
9. bite them
10. flush the toilet when their in the shower
11. ding ding ditch their room
12. eat their food
13. be right in their face when they wake up
14 sit on them
15. put your cat atau dog on their face see if the animal farts in their face XD
