1. chewed chewing gum under your meja must never be wasted once in your mouth the taste is like OMG it tastes of syliva
2. If anda lick your sweat anda can see the future
3. screaming every time someone calls your name is normal
4. yur teacher has seen anda in da mandi, shower no JOKE
4. people be sick on anda all the time right want to know why it because your ugly
5.i am your biological father i am also your grandma i have no teeth
6.Aliens will abduct anda one hari and steal your brain
7.you will live on a farm
8.im sorry but anda see dat guy behind u he is going to kill anda
9. i like flying wid da monkeys
10. anda cany dance atau sing so PLEASE STOP TRYING
11. i am a pervert and im comming for anda hey sexi
2. If anda lick your sweat anda can see the future
3. screaming every time someone calls your name is normal
4. yur teacher has seen anda in da mandi, shower no JOKE
4. people be sick on anda all the time right want to know why it because your ugly
5.i am your biological father i am also your grandma i have no teeth
6.Aliens will abduct anda one hari and steal your brain
7.you will live on a farm
8.im sorry but anda see dat guy behind u he is going to kill anda
9. i like flying wid da monkeys
10. anda cany dance atau sing so PLEASE STOP TRYING
11. i am a pervert and im comming for anda hey sexi
The Engineer
An engineer dies and reports to hell.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty populer guy.
One hari God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here atau I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are anda going to get a lawyer?"
An engineer dies and reports to hell.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty populer guy.
One hari God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here atau I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are anda going to get a lawyer?"
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