acak Article: lets talk acak facts of life

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posted by MiizLadiDiime

1. chewed chewing gum under your meja must never be wasted once in your mouth the taste is like OMG it tastes of syliva

2. If anda lick your sweat anda can see the future

3. screaming every time someone calls your name is normal

4. yur teacher has seen anda in da mandi, shower no JOKE

4. people be sick on anda all the time right want to know why it because your ugly

5.i am your biological father i am also your grandma i have no teeth

6.Aliens will abduct anda one hari and steal your brain

7.you will live on a farm

8.im sorry but anda see dat guy behind u he is going to kill anda

9. i like flying wid da monkeys

10. anda cany dance atau sing so PLEASE STOP TRYING

11. i am a pervert and im comming for anda hey sexi

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:D

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Strange Lips

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TROLOLOLOLOL

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Did anda Know?

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LOLOLOLOL wut?

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Random.

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Insane test answer# 1

posted by VoicesInMyHead

Disclaimer. I don't own anything but the question. May be SLIGHTLY offensive, I think, not sure, but VERY funny. Enjoy and PLEASE comment!!!

Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.

A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, anda can't lose!!!!!!!

2. anda just KNOW his fangirls are gonna gabung your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give anda an advantage!!!!!!! anda can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF anda WANT!!!!!!!!!

And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!

Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!

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Fix Me.

posted by LUV_4_BIEBER

I find your smile susah dipercaya
Passion unsustainable
My jantung beats faster and faster whenever your
near,
Only to come to a cold stop when she passes by
My tears will go on forever
My smile isn’t real
And my jantung is membagi, split in two
Every thought I ever had about anda are buzzing in my head
I pray one hari i'll be under your arm
Holding your hand
ciuman your lips
I hope one hari anda dry my tears
See right through my fake smile
And repair my broken heart

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About Me!!!! Please komentar

posted by selenagomezfan7

Hi I'm Chelsea I Was Born December 3 1996 in Dallas Texas I'm 14 Years Old!! Now I'm Living In Brazil!! ...... I'm Kinda Tall I Way 107 Pounds ......I'm White With Blond Hair Hazel Eyes ..... My favorit Tv Shows Are Wizards Of Waverly Place Drake&Josh Of Course My favorit Singers Are Justin Bieber Selena Gomez itik jantan, drake Bell!☆ ..... My favorit Songs Are Selena Gomez Round & Round Justin Bieber Baby itik jantan, drake bel, bell Our cinta My motto I cinta Being Alive :☆ ....,More Just Message Me In My kotak masuk Thanks Ooh Please Comment

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boys

posted by CUTEDXC

tips to get boys :)

1.NEVER right a poem about them at your birthday party in front of every one

2.dont cheat on them u will be sorry

3.be honest

4.right down the hari u met dated and be came a thing to let him now u care

5.never act crazy (that mean no 50 cups of coffe)

6.spend time with him

anda can trust me on this :)

7.he brakes up with u well i tryed mabey u dint follow my tips :3 cant help u there >:3

good luck anda SAW NOTHING

NOTHING I TELL U >:3 NOTHING i have had lots of boyfriends my life i dumped them cuz there asses so i am taking my brake

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wow there are some really great people on here

posted by jedigal1990

hello fanpopers i'm writting this artikel to talk about one of the best things i like about fanpop. I cinta all the amazing people here the ones who are so kind and caring i couldn't believe in my status i wrote i was kinda down and within two menit over 5 people asked me if i was okay and helped me feel better. This is not the first time it happened either.
I cinta being on a site where anda can have a group of friends that anda live far away from and have never actually meet and yet trust them and feel like they are your true friends. and have the feeling that they actually care for anda its...

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Druckies Part 2

posted by TOTALIzzyluver

Sooo i continued my Druckies skik soooo here it is. Enjoy. and thx for the awesome coments on the last 1
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Z:Hi Awesome!!

Awesome: hey watz up??

Z: Pie

Awesome: what about pie??

Z: I LIKE IT!!

Awesome: doesn't everybody??

Z: Your soo giggly

Awesome: What?

Z: OMG! theres a paper frilly under ur butt! (pokes at frilly)

Awesome: Theres a frilley under ur butt so u poke it??

Z: um? False? is this a trick question??

Awesome: Your a trick question

Z: and it took u that long 2 figure it out??

Awesome: ......

Z: Lets play uno

Awesome: sorry i dont speak spanish

Z: Pity...

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mysterious cinta chapter 4

posted by lilred96

mysterious cinta

-chapter four-

He berkata "Hello June" in a com voice...my jantung melted oleh the sound of his soft voice,I wanted him too talk too me all day,but I new we had too get too class soon and I would have too wait two hours too see him again.So then I berkata "Hi mathew" I could here the classic piano playing a soft cinta song in my head.He handed me my jacket,and said"you forgot it yesterday"
I berkata "Oh thanks for returning it"and smiled a little bit he moved from my locker so I could put my bag up.Then he berkata "What class are anda headed too?"
"Reading" I berkata
He put his hands in his pockets...