acak Article: How Girls turn Guys down

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posted by McDreamyluva

LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did anda get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been diberikan your share !

HE: Will anda come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make anda very happy
SHE: Why? Are anda leaving?

HE: What would anda say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't anda already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!

HE: Do anda think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !

HE: Where have anda been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen anda someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this kursi empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if anda sit down .

HE: So, what do anda do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

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Gretute2772 cool,i love it ;D

rubberduck23 lmfao!!

darkmintoutau Lol!!

lalaland101 lol

Channyfan1 "Do not enter" LMAO

jamahl17 pardon me but that would be a bitch ...who does she think she is??!!

ilovetech29 lol

Tdinoahiscute4 The "Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend" reminds me of what mi amiga and I do. He:Wanna come to my party this weekend? Amiga:Sorry. My imaginary friend died. Me:That was this weekend? Sorry I forgot. Stupid math class. Amiga: See what education is doing to society these days?

wierdgem7 lol

mehakxangel lolzzzzz

Johnny Lightning Episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Cincinatti Ohio. Four men were in a black Suburban were driving towards a warehouse called M&M Metals International Inc. One of them was Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Looks to the man sitting in the back with him*
Narrator: Before joining the CIA, I was a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I didn't like the fact that it was corrupt, and decided to transfer. Some federal boys on the other hand, did not want me to transfer to the CIA. Once a bulan since my transfer, they've been sending me at least five E-mails, trying to make out deals to get me back.
Driver: *Stops the Suburban*...

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General Ways to Annoy People

posted by BellaCullen96

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that anda "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that anda haven't received enough cokelat sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every pertanyaan with another question. As soon as one of anda says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
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