LOLs!!
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !
HE: How did anda get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been diberikan your share !
HE: Will anda come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
HE: I think I could make anda very happy
SHE: Why? Are anda leaving?
HE: What would anda say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't anda already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!
HE: Do anda think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !
HE: Where have anda been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen anda someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this kursi empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if anda sit down .
HE: So, what do anda do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
Source: 2sleep.com
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !
HE: How did anda get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been diberikan your share !
HE: Will anda come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
HE: I think I could make anda very happy
SHE: Why? Are anda leaving?
HE: What would anda say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't anda already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!
HE: Do anda think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !
HE: Where have anda been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen anda someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this kursi empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if anda sit down .
HE: So, what do anda do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
Source: 2sleep.com
She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.
“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.
This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American musik Awards coming up on the 21st of November.
It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!
In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend usher and Eminem. Who will win?
And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.
anda can vote for your favorit on the event webpage here: American musik Awards.
It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!
In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend usher and Eminem. Who will win?
And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.
anda can vote for your favorit on the event webpage here: American musik Awards.
5 lebih incredibly acak stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and acak in it's own way....
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Yesus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide oleh zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Yesus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide oleh zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates anda , like constantly talking atau doing everything anda do , well im gonna help anda deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , anda can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a bantal in anda purse/bag , so if anda need to scream , scream in the bantal , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , anda COULD use them to block that person out , but studies tampil that if that person happens to menelan one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , anda can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a bantal in anda purse/bag , so if anda need to scream , scream in the bantal , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , anda COULD use them to block that person out , but studies tampil that if that person happens to menelan one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't fan anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their profil and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to fan someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a fan of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my selanjutnya reason...
If anda have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to fan you.
However, if i can see that you're a fan of 'Random' atau 'Harry Potter' atau 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will fan anda back.
On the other hand, if anda are looking at this thinking that anda haven't done any of these things, then feel free to fan me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to fan someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a fan of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my selanjutnya reason...
If anda have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to fan you.
However, if i can see that you're a fan of 'Random' atau 'Harry Potter' atau 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will fan anda back.
On the other hand, if anda are looking at this thinking that anda haven't done any of these things, then feel free to fan me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx