• A few clowns short of a circus
• A few fries short of a Happy Meal
• A few beers short of a six-pack
• Dumber than a box of hair
• A few peas short of a basi, casserole
• Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box
• The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead
• One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl
• A few feathers short of a whole bebek
• All foam, no bir
• Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt
• Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
• Has an intellect rivalled only oleh garden tools
• As smart as bait
• Chimney's clogged
• Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top
• Forgot to pay his brain bill
• His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
• His sabuk doesn't go through all the loops
• Missing a few buttons on his remote control
• No grain in the silo
• Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse
• Receiver is off the hook
• Several nuts short of a full package
• Too much yardage between the goal posts
• A few fries short of a Happy Meal
• A few beers short of a six-pack
• Dumber than a box of hair
• A few peas short of a basi, casserole
• Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box
• The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead
• One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl
• A few feathers short of a whole bebek
• All foam, no bir
• Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt
• Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
• Has an intellect rivalled only oleh garden tools
• As smart as bait
• Chimney's clogged
• Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top
• Forgot to pay his brain bill
• His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
• His sabuk doesn't go through all the loops
• Missing a few buttons on his remote control
• No grain in the silo
• Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse
• Receiver is off the hook
• Several nuts short of a full package
• Too much yardage between the goal posts
5 lebih incredibly acak stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and acak in it's own way....
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Yesus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide oleh zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Yesus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide oleh zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates anda , like constantly talking atau doing everything anda do , well im gonna help anda deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , anda can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a bantal in anda purse/bag , so if anda need to scream , scream in the bantal , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , anda COULD use them to block that person out , but studies tampil that if that person happens to menelan one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , anda can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a bantal in anda purse/bag , so if anda need to scream , scream in the bantal , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , anda COULD use them to block that person out , but studies tampil that if that person happens to menelan one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't fan anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their profil and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to fan someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a fan of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my selanjutnya reason...
If anda have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to fan you.
However, if i can see that you're a fan of 'Random' atau 'Harry Potter' atau 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will fan anda back.
On the other hand, if anda are looking at this thinking that anda haven't done any of these things, then feel free to fan me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to fan someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a fan of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my selanjutnya reason...
If anda have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to fan you.
However, if i can see that you're a fan of 'Random' atau 'Harry Potter' atau 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will fan anda back.
On the other hand, if anda are looking at this thinking that anda haven't done any of these things, then feel free to fan me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
(name unknown for now)
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell anda my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell anda what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person anda will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my cinta even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell anda my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell anda what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person anda will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my cinta even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave anda hanging. I think my judul is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's berkata that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way atau another.') but please give me feedback.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what anda think!
***************
We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the foto on my end meja and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what anda think!
***************
We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the foto on my end meja and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.