• A few clowns short of a circus
• A few fries short of a Happy Meal
• A few beers short of a six-pack
• Dumber than a box of hair
• A few peas short of a basi, casserole
• Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box
• The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead
• One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl
• A few feathers short of a whole bebek
• All foam, no bir
• Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt
• Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
• Has an intellect rivalled only oleh garden tools
• As smart as bait
• Chimney's clogged
• Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top
• Forgot to pay his brain bill
• His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
• His sabuk doesn't go through all the loops
• Missing a few buttons on his remote control
• No grain in the silo
• Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse
• Receiver is off the hook
• Several nuts short of a full package
• Too much yardage between the goal posts
• A few fries short of a Happy Meal
• A few beers short of a six-pack
• Dumber than a box of hair
• A few peas short of a basi, casserole
• Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box
• The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead
• One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl
• A few feathers short of a whole bebek
• All foam, no bir
• Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt
• Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
• Has an intellect rivalled only oleh garden tools
• As smart as bait
• Chimney's clogged
• Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top
• Forgot to pay his brain bill
• His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
• His sabuk doesn't go through all the loops
• Missing a few buttons on his remote control
• No grain in the silo
• Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse
• Receiver is off the hook
• Several nuts short of a full package
• Too much yardage between the goal posts
