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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. "Do not use if anda cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping atau unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a cokelat CD in a gift basket.

9. "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

10. "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.

11. "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.

12. "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.

13. "Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.

14. "Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy ketopong, helm used as a container for popcorn.

15. "Do not use near fire, flame, atau sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.

16. "Battery may explore atau leak." -- On a battery. See a scanned image.

17. "Do not eat toner." -- On a toner peluru, cartridge for a laser printer.

18. "Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.

19. "This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.

20. "May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.

21. "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."

22. "Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's pizza box.

23. "Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.

24. "Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter."

25. "Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.

26. "Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.

27. "Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.

28. "Not suitable for children aged 36 months atau less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 tahun old.

29. "Do not recharge, put in backwards, atau use." -- On a battery.

30. "Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated kursi cushion.
Pretend powers-
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard atau a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako putri duyung does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
anda can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic atau inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for membaca this artikel and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
 Let's do this.
Let's do this.
So my marvelous friend oleh the name of Kicksomebut23 just made an artikel on this club about why arguments on the internet often lead to pointless and annoying scenarios, and I'm here to review it because she wanted me to.

Also, I'm sorry if I talk kind of weird because it's pretty difficult to commentate when someone's holding a pisau to your throat.

Kicksomebut23: KEEP GOING...... >:)

Jared: YES MASTER! D':

So uh, here anda go?

"Yes, often on the internet, we have our ups and downs."

And our lefts, and our rights, and our diagonal up-lefts. XD

(I apologize for that.)

"Some people don't care for...
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>Introduction

Yes, often on the internet, we have our ups and downs. Some people don't care for arguing, some people like to argue, and some people try to avoid arguments. I do not like arguing because, I feel like it's not worth my time and unnecessary. In this discussion, I will interpret reasons why arguing on the internet is not good. I'm not trying to force anyone to stop arguing on the internet. This your decision,rather if anda do right atau wrong.




1.Forcing atau Arguing About Opinions

What is the point of arguing atau forcing an opinion continuously? Opinions are just feelings that do not...
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posted by Quincy8832
I made a new friend yesterday at my high school.His name is Anthony and we have some things in common which is great!
I'm so glad we met each other.Tomorrow I'll hang out with him again and maybe go to his place.He actually lives right across the jalan, street from me.So that means we get to walk to school together!!

Friendship is a great thing in life,and I'm glad I have a new friend to be with and chat with.My mom and dad always knew I could do it and I also thought that I would meet someone.

anda could also make a friend and maybe anda have something in common with that person.And who knows maybe your new friend lives right oleh you,if not at least anda still see them atau talk to them. :)
added by tanyya
real kutipan oleh me..

"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way atau anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no lebih than what anda expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing lebih to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable anda just want to take everything anda own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless anda like stupid comedies...
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Okay..
So. I saw this movie once.

I can agree much of the akting is hard to take seriously.
But it's a lot better then people give it credit for..

The one thing that reached my attention when membaca the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using a "blonde" girl wasn't a good choice..

But here's why that upsets me so much.

A girl I knew, Dean. Was one of the most populer girls in my school (yes, she was blonde). Was struck oleh cyber bullying.
And anda know what happened?
She killed herself!

Yeah.

My best friend, KILLED HERSELF!

So.
Yeah..

Now anda know why I was effected so strongly oleh this movie..

And fuck cyber bullies!
Fuck them all!!
#1: The new MLP:
I never even heard of the new MLP at the time.
And when I was convinced into seeing it, oleh all those pictures on Facebook.
I can't say I enjoyed it.. In fact.. It was terrible.
But when I heard of all those so called "bronys" I figured to at give it an honest chance before truly judging it.
And the fact it had John De Lancie, only gave me lebih reasons to keep giving it an honest chance..


#2: ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
I know what anda think.
But no.
Discovering this guy had NOTHING to do with my friendship with Windwakerguy430.
It had to do with looking up Freddy Krueger's villain's...
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added by Mike88Al27
posted by RKO22
hey Guys this is Rkofan22 aka Michael Lui

I'm hear to tell u the truth about utubers like jerry travone Ryan higa and takeshotaction

I hear that They are all ducebags they do stuff like cheat there subs oleh tricking them

And they also are racist saying stuff against asians likens saying fuck Asians they r the worst of the world who need to die which is bullshit

Asians are awesome

And they also cinta to be haters and they also hacked my facebook

Fuck them all and takeshotaction cheats on his girlfriend

Jerry travone abuses Hiskids and ryanhiga is succussful
posted by ShadowFan100
Shadowfan here!

In case anda all didn't know, today is my birthday. (Well, when i wrote this, it was still Aug 13th, now it's the 14th) 25 years yang lalu today, I made my way into this fascinating, yet dark and mysterious world we call: Earth. Over the years, I have learned a lot about the world around me. I've learn that there is not only evil here, but also good--even when it seems so lost and buried. Now, although today was a pretty good birthday, I'd like to take a moment out of this hari to talk about someone I know. Someone that left me too soon.

I don't talk about him much, but now I think it's...
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added by 3xZ
Source: disneyscreencaps.com
My fav. Taylor song is enchanted and this song always reminds me of my best frnd flightFlora.
This artikel is dedicated 2 her:

Lyric: "There I was again tonight forcing laughter, faking smiles
Same old tired, lonely place
Walls of insincerity"

This reminds me of the hari when i entered my new classroom, looking here and there and passing smiles. And i was searching 4 a frnd of mine who was not there anymore.

Lyric: "Shifting eyes and vacancy vanished when I saw your face
All I can say is it was enchanting to meet you
Your eyes whispered "have we met?
Across the room your silhouette starts to make it's...
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added by BlindBandit92
"Break Your Heart"

Whoa whoa

Now listen to me baby
Before I cinta and leave you
They call me jantung breaker
I don't wanna deceive you

[Chorus:]
If anda fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear anda apart
Told anda from the start,
Baby from the start.

I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]

Whoa whoa

There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving

[Chorus]

I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]

Whoa whoa [2x]

And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad serigala I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If anda fall for me I'm only gonna tear anda apart
Told ya from the start.

I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]

Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]
Fun Part! :D

1. UPGRADES! ^___^

2. Awesome music!

3. A good story!

4. Different powers/weapons!

5. BOSS. FIGHTS. ALL OF MY YES! ^__________^

6. A giant awesome hub world that is easy to navigate!

7. Humor, put some jokes in your games! Even if it's not punny at all. (:D)

8. Choices for different characters/ships/cars/etc.

9. That one epic bad-ass character.

10. Interesting new mechanics!

11. An incredibly satisfying final boss fight.

12. A good challenge that isn't too hard atau too easy in the game you're playing!

13. Special Moves that are actually EASY to perform!

14. Moe. :D

15. Power-Ups! api bunga EVERYTHING...
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 This poem is absolutely beautiful.
This poem is absolutely beautiful.
Hello everyone, Jared here once again back with another EPIC list! ^__^ Audience: Whoo! *Clap Clap Clap* Yeah!

Me: Thanks so much! ^___^ And no autographs!
Me: *Wakes up* AW COME ON! :(

SO yeah, we've all had dreams. Whether good, bad, somewhat strange, atau JUST A BLACK SCREEN, X___X Dreams are fascinating. They take us to a new world and let us explore our fantasies, as well as our imagination!

Unless anda get the previously mentioned black screen of death dream, which sadly happens 80% of the time.

AW BUGGA. :(

But being serious, we've ALL had those few amazing dreams that make us wish we lived...
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What is it about fecundity that so appalls? Is it that with nature's bounty goes a crushing waste that threatens our own cheap lives?

by Annie Dillard
wakened myself last night with my own shouting. It must have been that terrible yellow plant I saw pushing through the flood-damp soil near the log oleh Tinker Creek, the plant as fleshy and featureless as a slug, that erupted through the floor of my brain as I slept, and burgeoned into the dream of fecundity that woke me up.

I was watching two huge luna moths mate. Luna moths are those fragile ghost moths, fairy moths, whose five-inch wings are...
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posted by Tanjiabo273
Kisshia - Kisshia is lebih into fashion, she hates sports, but Kisshia is a Young 14 tahun old born in Paris, Kisshia is always a friend of Johannah
Susie - a young Ukrainian girl who is well almost the oldest, but Susie is a girl who is lebih into the boys a little, Susie likes to have aroung a young girl named Sassy
Nikky - Nikky is the one who is velvet, and always open minded, Nikky is a young Tuvaluan/Australian girl born in Tuvalu
Brian - Brian is Saudi Arabian And American, Brian is mostly called "BRITISH BRIAN" because he has a British Voice
Ryan - Ryan is Qatari and English, Ryan is the...
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