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1. "Do not use if anda cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping atau unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a cokelat CD in a gift basket.

9. "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

10. "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.

11. "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.

12. "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.

13. "Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.

14. "Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy ketopong, helm used as a container for popcorn.

15. "Do not use near fire, flame, atau sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.

16. "Battery may explore atau leak." -- On a battery. See a scanned image.

17. "Do not eat toner." -- On a toner peluru, cartridge for a laser printer.

18. "Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.

19. "This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.

20. "May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.

21. "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."

22. "Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's pizza box.

23. "Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.

24. "Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter."

25. "Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.

26. "Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.

27. "Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.

28. "Not suitable for children aged 36 months atau less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 tahun old.

29. "Do not recharge, put in backwards, atau use." -- On a battery.

30. "Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated kursi cushion.
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posted by Forgot_To_Laugh
The sky turned as dark as the eerie path in an endless cave as I walked briskly up the pathway of my new house. I finally reached the door and the strong, cold wind howled in my ears and tore away the last of autumn's golden leaves. I took a deep breath, opened the door and cautiously stepped inside. I was greeted oleh a grand entrance hall and the greatest flight of stairs I've ever seen! I decided to take a tour around this magnificent mansion. "Am I dead atau am I alive?" I'd whisper, absolutely stunned. I opened the door of my new bedroom. I felt a buzz of excitement erupt in me. There was a portrait that hung over the king size bed. It was of a girl with long, wavy ginger hair. she wore a navy ball gaun and her eyes shone like sapphires. I unpacked my bags, got into my PJs and read a chapter of my book.
Note: This was done as a dare from one of my friends. >.> I don't like writing, and I'm really not into romance, so this is going to be a real challenge for me. This will turn out horrible, I can tell. o3o

She shivers, and wraps her scarf around herself a bit tighter. A few snowflakes delicately falls from the grey sky, a few of them landed on her long, thick lashes.

She glances wistfully out into the horizon. He will be here soon, atau so she hopes. She comes here every week, no matter the weather, hoping to see him again. It had been three full years already, since he left. She'd promised...
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why Harry Potter v.s Twilight

*WARNING SPOILERS*

Hi! I'm Cinnominbubble and I have noticed the war between fandoms have been going on for a while with no clear outcome. There is a reason to this-We are stubborn. Twihards want to stick up for Stephanie Meyer, whilst Potterheads want to do the same for J. K. Rowling. But, I have noticed something. Many of our reasonings aren't exactly logical. I mean, not to be offensive, some of our strongest points are downright idiotic!(from both sides) I'd like to come up with some smarter points to help people see our side of the story, whatever...
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