Link: *At the castle* Gee. It sure is boring around here.
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Hmm. How can we help?
Gwonam: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: There is no time. Your sword is all your need.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: *Face palm* Please tell me that someone can defeat Ganon besides this retard.
Link: *Using a sword to pick his nose* I think I got something.
King: What about Zelda?
Gwonam: Yes. Let's get her immediately.
Zelda was in a different part of the kastil, castle watching a TV tampil called The Traitor.
Guard: Here's the traitor your majesty.
Mario: anda know what they say. All toasters, roti panggang toast.
King: Take him away.
Gwonam: *Arrives* Zelda, the king wants anda to go to Koridai to defeat Ganon.
Zelda: I'm on it. *Leaves the kastil, castle with Gwonam*
Gwonam: Squadala! We're off!
Zelda: Where is Ganon hiding in this island?
Gwonam: anda must check one of the mountains that have evil faces on it.
Zelda: Okay.
They lower the carpet to a mountain, and Zelda goes into the mountain with a lantern.
Ganon: *Sees the lantern, and gets angry* anda dare bring light to my lair?! anda must die!!! *Attacks Zelda with lightning*
Zelda: *Knocked out, and lays on the ground*
Ganon: Hahahahahahhahaha!!!!
Gwonam: *Waiting on the carpet* Any moment now, she will return.
But she wasn't returning. Ganon locked her in a cage.
Zelda: Is there a bathroom I can use?
Ganon: I do not trust anda to go to any bathrooms in this area.
Zelda: But I really have to go badly!
Ganon: anda should have done that before coming here to fight me.
Zelda: *Poops her pants*
Ganon: *Smells Zelda* Damn girl, what's the matter with you?
Gwonam: *Checks his clock, and leaves* I must get the king. He must save Zelda.
Meanwhile, in the castle
Link: *At the castle* Gee. It sure is boring around here.
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. Didn't we already do this?
Gwonam: Oh, right. *Goes backwards*
King: What the hell is he doing?
Gwonam: *Returns on his carpet looking terrified* Your majesty, Princess Zelda was kidnapped oleh Ganon!
King: Hmmm. *Thinking about Burger King* I wonder what's for dinner.
Link: Oh boy. I'm so hungry, I could eat a-
Robotnik: Pingas!
Link: Who berkata that?
Robotnik: *Appears from nowhere* Pingas!
Gwonam: How can anda think about that at a time like this? We must save Zelda.
King: I'm sure she'll be fine.
But she wasn't.
Zelda: *Chained to a bed*
Ganon: anda will be in a never ending sleep. Once I ring this gong, anda will stay asleep forever. The only thing that will wake anda up is if the gong is rung again. *Rings the gong*
Zelda: *Falls asleep*
Ganon: Now this way, we won't have to worry about her shitting in her pants again.
Zelda: *Poops her pants*
Ganon: OH COME ON!!!!!!!!!!
Back at the castle.
Gwonam: Link, after seeing that the others do not care for Zelda, anda must come with me to Koridai to rescue her.
They leave on Gwonam's flying carpet.
Gwonam: Squadala. We're off!
Link: Wow. What are all those heads?
Gwonam: These are the faces of evil. anda must cari them in order to save Zelda. Do anda understand your task?
Link: Nope. All I care about is getting Zelda to ciuman me.
Gwonam: You've got to be kidding.
Link: That's exactly what she said.
Gwonam: Go find her!
Link: Guess I better get going.
Gwonam: anda think?
Link idiotically entered a shop, thinking it was one of the faces of evil.
toko Keeper: Lamp oil. Rope. Bombs. anda want it? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: *Terrified*
toko Keeper: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: Why are anda making that noise?
toko Keeper: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: *Runs out of the shop, and goes into a face of evil*
Ganon: gabung me Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai. atau else anda will die.
Link: *Finds a book* Oh boy.
Apparently, buku are powerful. Well, that actually makes sense since some people write in them with pens. anda know what they say-
Mario: All toasters roti panggang toast.
No, I was going to say, the pen is mightier then the sword. anda ruined a perfectly good joke.
Link: *Raises the book*
Ganon: No! Not into the pit! It buuurns!!!
Link: *Throws the book into Ganon's face* Oh boy! *Takes a picture of Ganon in the book, and posts it on facebook*
Zelda was still sleeping when...
Link: *Rings the gong*
Zelda: *Wakes up* Why'd anda do that?
Link: I just saved anda from Ganon.
Zelda: anda did not.
Link: *Sniffs the air* What's that horrible smell?
Zelda: *Nervous*
Gwonam: *Arrives* Well done Link. anda have saved the day.
They all get on the carpet, and fly away from Koridai.
Gwonam: Everything is peaceful again. The birds are singing, oh wait, they've always been doing that. Anyway, Ganon is defeated.
Link: I guess that's worth a kiss.
Zelda: Ha!
Link: I won!
The End
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Hmm. How can we help?
Gwonam: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: There is no time. Your sword is all your need.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: *Face palm* Please tell me that someone can defeat Ganon besides this retard.
Link: *Using a sword to pick his nose* I think I got something.
King: What about Zelda?
Gwonam: Yes. Let's get her immediately.
Zelda was in a different part of the kastil, castle watching a TV tampil called The Traitor.
Guard: Here's the traitor your majesty.
Mario: anda know what they say. All toasters, roti panggang toast.
King: Take him away.
Gwonam: *Arrives* Zelda, the king wants anda to go to Koridai to defeat Ganon.
Zelda: I'm on it. *Leaves the kastil, castle with Gwonam*
Gwonam: Squadala! We're off!
Zelda: Where is Ganon hiding in this island?
Gwonam: anda must check one of the mountains that have evil faces on it.
Zelda: Okay.
They lower the carpet to a mountain, and Zelda goes into the mountain with a lantern.
Ganon: *Sees the lantern, and gets angry* anda dare bring light to my lair?! anda must die!!! *Attacks Zelda with lightning*
Zelda: *Knocked out, and lays on the ground*
Ganon: Hahahahahahhahaha!!!!
Gwonam: *Waiting on the carpet* Any moment now, she will return.
But she wasn't returning. Ganon locked her in a cage.
Zelda: Is there a bathroom I can use?
Ganon: I do not trust anda to go to any bathrooms in this area.
Zelda: But I really have to go badly!
Ganon: anda should have done that before coming here to fight me.
Zelda: *Poops her pants*
Ganon: *Smells Zelda* Damn girl, what's the matter with you?
Gwonam: *Checks his clock, and leaves* I must get the king. He must save Zelda.
Meanwhile, in the castle
Link: *At the castle* Gee. It sure is boring around here.
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. Didn't we already do this?
Gwonam: Oh, right. *Goes backwards*
King: What the hell is he doing?
Gwonam: *Returns on his carpet looking terrified* Your majesty, Princess Zelda was kidnapped oleh Ganon!
King: Hmmm. *Thinking about Burger King* I wonder what's for dinner.
Link: Oh boy. I'm so hungry, I could eat a-
Robotnik: Pingas!
Link: Who berkata that?
Robotnik: *Appears from nowhere* Pingas!
Gwonam: How can anda think about that at a time like this? We must save Zelda.
King: I'm sure she'll be fine.
But she wasn't.
Zelda: *Chained to a bed*
Ganon: anda will be in a never ending sleep. Once I ring this gong, anda will stay asleep forever. The only thing that will wake anda up is if the gong is rung again. *Rings the gong*
Zelda: *Falls asleep*
Ganon: Now this way, we won't have to worry about her shitting in her pants again.
Zelda: *Poops her pants*
Ganon: OH COME ON!!!!!!!!!!
Back at the castle.
Gwonam: Link, after seeing that the others do not care for Zelda, anda must come with me to Koridai to rescue her.
They leave on Gwonam's flying carpet.
Gwonam: Squadala. We're off!
Link: Wow. What are all those heads?
Gwonam: These are the faces of evil. anda must cari them in order to save Zelda. Do anda understand your task?
Link: Nope. All I care about is getting Zelda to ciuman me.
Gwonam: You've got to be kidding.
Link: That's exactly what she said.
Gwonam: Go find her!
Link: Guess I better get going.
Gwonam: anda think?
Link idiotically entered a shop, thinking it was one of the faces of evil.
toko Keeper: Lamp oil. Rope. Bombs. anda want it? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: *Terrified*
toko Keeper: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: Why are anda making that noise?
toko Keeper: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: *Runs out of the shop, and goes into a face of evil*
Ganon: gabung me Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai. atau else anda will die.
Link: *Finds a book* Oh boy.
Apparently, buku are powerful. Well, that actually makes sense since some people write in them with pens. anda know what they say-
Mario: All toasters roti panggang toast.
No, I was going to say, the pen is mightier then the sword. anda ruined a perfectly good joke.
Link: *Raises the book*
Ganon: No! Not into the pit! It buuurns!!!
Link: *Throws the book into Ganon's face* Oh boy! *Takes a picture of Ganon in the book, and posts it on facebook*
Zelda was still sleeping when...
Link: *Rings the gong*
Zelda: *Wakes up* Why'd anda do that?
Link: I just saved anda from Ganon.
Zelda: anda did not.
Link: *Sniffs the air* What's that horrible smell?
Zelda: *Nervous*
Gwonam: *Arrives* Well done Link. anda have saved the day.
They all get on the carpet, and fly away from Koridai.
Gwonam: Everything is peaceful again. The birds are singing, oh wait, they've always been doing that. Anyway, Ganon is defeated.
Link: I guess that's worth a kiss.
Zelda: Ha!
Link: I won!
The End
1.Determine how many times a week anda eat atau want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 atau 10.
Let's say anda eat cokelat 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number oleh 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the sebelumnya result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that oleh 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current tahun (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If anda haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming anda were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 atau 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one atau two digits will be the number of times per week anda eat atau want cokelat (the number anda specified in the first step).
8 pieces of cokelat a week, 35 years of age.
Let's say anda eat cokelat 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number oleh 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the sebelumnya result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that oleh 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current tahun (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If anda haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming anda were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 atau 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one atau two digits will be the number of times per week anda eat atau want cokelat (the number anda specified in the first step).
8 pieces of cokelat a week, 35 years of age.
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Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. anda wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. anda can tell me if anda ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. anda wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. anda can tell me if anda ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
At the end of series 3, anda never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be selanjutnya in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well anda know that face atau a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If anda don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be selanjutnya in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well anda know that face atau a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If anda don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
Derpy
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're kemeja looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them anda cinta them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch atau stumach
step 8.Say i cinta anda again
step 9:walk around them in circles bernyanyi my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say anda hate them
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Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're kemeja looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them anda cinta them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch atau stumach
step 8.Say i cinta anda again
step 9:walk around them in circles bernyanyi my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say anda hate them
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your meja tulis, meja atau forehead.
2 = If anda have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's selanjutnya puncak, atas Model every day.
8 = Ask them every hari to sit selanjutnya to them at lunch, but at lunch say anda were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
2 = If anda have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's selanjutnya puncak, atas Model every day.
8 = Ask them every hari to sit selanjutnya to them at lunch, but at lunch say anda were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
Are there even true friendship until now?
oleh Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives anda happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he atau she will never turn his atau her back on you...... atau betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on anda and stick its self to greed.
anda cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
anda can never again.
He/she will leave anda disappointed and let anda down.
Why should anda look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When anda have God with his cinta all wrapped around you.
oleh Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives anda happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he atau she will never turn his atau her back on you...... atau betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on anda and stick its self to greed.
anda cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
anda can never again.
He/she will leave anda disappointed and let anda down.
Why should anda look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When anda have God with his cinta all wrapped around you.
