Link: *At the castle* Gee. It sure is boring around here.
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Hmm. How can we help?
Gwonam: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: There is no time. Your sword is all your need.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: *Face palm* Please tell me that someone can defeat Ganon besides this retard.
Link: *Using a sword to pick his nose* I think I got something.
King: What about Zelda?
Gwonam: Yes. Let's get her immediately.
Zelda was in a different part of the kastil, castle watching a TV tampil called The Traitor.
Guard: Here's the traitor your majesty.
Mario: anda know what they say. All toasters, roti panggang toast.
King: Take him away.
Gwonam: *Arrives* Zelda, the king wants anda to go to Koridai to defeat Ganon.
Zelda: I'm on it. *Leaves the kastil, castle with Gwonam*
Gwonam: Squadala! We're off!
Zelda: Where is Ganon hiding in this island?
Gwonam: anda must check one of the mountains that have evil faces on it.
Zelda: Okay.
They lower the carpet to a mountain, and Zelda goes into the mountain with a lantern.
Ganon: *Sees the lantern, and gets angry* anda dare bring light to my lair?! anda must die!!! *Attacks Zelda with lightning*
Zelda: *Knocked out, and lays on the ground*
Ganon: Hahahahahahhahaha!!!!
Gwonam: *Waiting on the carpet* Any moment now, she will return.
But she wasn't returning. Ganon locked her in a cage.
Zelda: Is there a bathroom I can use?
Ganon: I do not trust anda to go to any bathrooms in this area.
Zelda: But I really have to go badly!
Ganon: anda should have done that before coming here to fight me.
Zelda: *Poops her pants*
Ganon: *Smells Zelda* Damn girl, what's the matter with you?
Gwonam: *Checks his clock, and leaves* I must get the king. He must save Zelda.
Meanwhile, in the castle
Link: *At the castle* Gee. It sure is boring around here.
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. Didn't we already do this?
Gwonam: Oh, right. *Goes backwards*
King: What the hell is he doing?
Gwonam: *Returns on his carpet looking terrified* Your majesty, Princess Zelda was kidnapped oleh Ganon!
King: Hmmm. *Thinking about Burger King* I wonder what's for dinner.
Link: Oh boy. I'm so hungry, I could eat a-
Robotnik: Pingas!
Link: Who berkata that?
Robotnik: *Appears from nowhere* Pingas!
Gwonam: How can anda think about that at a time like this? We must save Zelda.
King: I'm sure she'll be fine.
But she wasn't.
Zelda: *Chained to a bed*
Ganon: anda will be in a never ending sleep. Once I ring this gong, anda will stay asleep forever. The only thing that will wake anda up is if the gong is rung again. *Rings the gong*
Zelda: *Falls asleep*
Ganon: Now this way, we won't have to worry about her shitting in her pants again.
Zelda: *Poops her pants*
Ganon: OH COME ON!!!!!!!!!!
Back at the castle.
Gwonam: Link, after seeing that the others do not care for Zelda, anda must come with me to Koridai to rescue her.
They leave on Gwonam's flying carpet.
Gwonam: Squadala. We're off!
Link: Wow. What are all those heads?
Gwonam: These are the faces of evil. anda must cari them in order to save Zelda. Do anda understand your task?
Link: Nope. All I care about is getting Zelda to ciuman me.
Gwonam: You've got to be kidding.
Link: That's exactly what she said.
Gwonam: Go find her!
Link: Guess I better get going.
Gwonam: anda think?
Link idiotically entered a shop, thinking it was one of the faces of evil.
toko Keeper: Lamp oil. Rope. Bombs. anda want it? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: *Terrified*
toko Keeper: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: Why are anda making that noise?
toko Keeper: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: *Runs out of the shop, and goes into a face of evil*
Ganon: gabung me Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai. atau else anda will die.
Link: *Finds a book* Oh boy.
Apparently, buku are powerful. Well, that actually makes sense since some people write in them with pens. anda know what they say-
Mario: All toasters roti panggang toast.
No, I was going to say, the pen is mightier then the sword. anda ruined a perfectly good joke.
Link: *Raises the book*
Ganon: No! Not into the pit! It buuurns!!!
Link: *Throws the book into Ganon's face* Oh boy! *Takes a picture of Ganon in the book, and posts it on facebook*
Zelda was still sleeping when...
Link: *Rings the gong*
Zelda: *Wakes up* Why'd anda do that?
Link: I just saved anda from Ganon.
Zelda: anda did not.
Link: *Sniffs the air* What's that horrible smell?
Zelda: *Nervous*
Gwonam: *Arrives* Well done Link. anda have saved the day.
They all get on the carpet, and fly away from Koridai.
Gwonam: Everything is peaceful again. The birds are singing, oh wait, they've always been doing that. Anyway, Ganon is defeated.
Link: I guess that's worth a kiss.
Zelda: Ha!
Link: I won!
The End
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Hmm. How can we help?
Gwonam: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: There is no time. Your sword is all your need.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: *Face palm* Please tell me that someone can defeat Ganon besides this retard.
Link: *Using a sword to pick his nose* I think I got something.
King: What about Zelda?
Gwonam: Yes. Let's get her immediately.
Zelda was in a different part of the kastil, castle watching a TV tampil called The Traitor.
Guard: Here's the traitor your majesty.
Mario: anda know what they say. All toasters, roti panggang toast.
King: Take him away.
Gwonam: *Arrives* Zelda, the king wants anda to go to Koridai to defeat Ganon.
Zelda: I'm on it. *Leaves the kastil, castle with Gwonam*
Gwonam: Squadala! We're off!
Zelda: Where is Ganon hiding in this island?
Gwonam: anda must check one of the mountains that have evil faces on it.
Zelda: Okay.
They lower the carpet to a mountain, and Zelda goes into the mountain with a lantern.
Ganon: *Sees the lantern, and gets angry* anda dare bring light to my lair?! anda must die!!! *Attacks Zelda with lightning*
Zelda: *Knocked out, and lays on the ground*
Ganon: Hahahahahahhahaha!!!!
Gwonam: *Waiting on the carpet* Any moment now, she will return.
But she wasn't returning. Ganon locked her in a cage.
Zelda: Is there a bathroom I can use?
Ganon: I do not trust anda to go to any bathrooms in this area.
Zelda: But I really have to go badly!
Ganon: anda should have done that before coming here to fight me.
Zelda: *Poops her pants*
Ganon: *Smells Zelda* Damn girl, what's the matter with you?
Gwonam: *Checks his clock, and leaves* I must get the king. He must save Zelda.
Meanwhile, in the castle
Link: *At the castle* Gee. It sure is boring around here.
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. Didn't we already do this?
Gwonam: Oh, right. *Goes backwards*
King: What the hell is he doing?
Gwonam: *Returns on his carpet looking terrified* Your majesty, Princess Zelda was kidnapped oleh Ganon!
King: Hmmm. *Thinking about Burger King* I wonder what's for dinner.
Link: Oh boy. I'm so hungry, I could eat a-
Robotnik: Pingas!
Link: Who berkata that?
Robotnik: *Appears from nowhere* Pingas!
Gwonam: How can anda think about that at a time like this? We must save Zelda.
King: I'm sure she'll be fine.
But she wasn't.
Zelda: *Chained to a bed*
Ganon: anda will be in a never ending sleep. Once I ring this gong, anda will stay asleep forever. The only thing that will wake anda up is if the gong is rung again. *Rings the gong*
Zelda: *Falls asleep*
Ganon: Now this way, we won't have to worry about her shitting in her pants again.
Zelda: *Poops her pants*
Ganon: OH COME ON!!!!!!!!!!
Back at the castle.
Gwonam: Link, after seeing that the others do not care for Zelda, anda must come with me to Koridai to rescue her.
They leave on Gwonam's flying carpet.
Gwonam: Squadala. We're off!
Link: Wow. What are all those heads?
Gwonam: These are the faces of evil. anda must cari them in order to save Zelda. Do anda understand your task?
Link: Nope. All I care about is getting Zelda to ciuman me.
Gwonam: You've got to be kidding.
Link: That's exactly what she said.
Gwonam: Go find her!
Link: Guess I better get going.
Gwonam: anda think?
Link idiotically entered a shop, thinking it was one of the faces of evil.
toko Keeper: Lamp oil. Rope. Bombs. anda want it? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: *Terrified*
toko Keeper: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: Why are anda making that noise?
toko Keeper: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: *Runs out of the shop, and goes into a face of evil*
Ganon: gabung me Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai. atau else anda will die.
Link: *Finds a book* Oh boy.
Apparently, buku are powerful. Well, that actually makes sense since some people write in them with pens. anda know what they say-
Mario: All toasters roti panggang toast.
No, I was going to say, the pen is mightier then the sword. anda ruined a perfectly good joke.
Link: *Raises the book*
Ganon: No! Not into the pit! It buuurns!!!
Link: *Throws the book into Ganon's face* Oh boy! *Takes a picture of Ganon in the book, and posts it on facebook*
Zelda was still sleeping when...
Link: *Rings the gong*
Zelda: *Wakes up* Why'd anda do that?
Link: I just saved anda from Ganon.
Zelda: anda did not.
Link: *Sniffs the air* What's that horrible smell?
Zelda: *Nervous*
Gwonam: *Arrives* Well done Link. anda have saved the day.
They all get on the carpet, and fly away from Koridai.
Gwonam: Everything is peaceful again. The birds are singing, oh wait, they've always been doing that. Anyway, Ganon is defeated.
Link: I guess that's worth a kiss.
Zelda: Ha!
Link: I won!
The End
When we watch a show, we enjoy characters for their heroic actions, brave hearts, and winning personalities. We like them basically because of the kind, sweet people that they are. Well...THIS IS NOT THAT LIST. This daftar is about the characters who are known (and even celebrated) as downright jerks. Granted, most of these characters do have good hearts but what makes them memorable is their extremely flawed personalities. Whether it be cockiness, grouchiness, racism, atau just bossiness. These characters have a place in our hearts despite their unpleasant personalities, because we just can't help but like them.